Don’t do it peter

Don’t do it peter

I wanna shot web on her face if you know what I mean

I would still fuck the daylights out of her

>Don't do it, peter
>I'm a virgin
do they really expect us to believe that?

May, I'm in the shower what are you doing get outta here!

No, Peter! Not my toes!

sure thing

Aunt may do we really have to practice kissing again?

why cant all women age like this.

how do you shot web?

What narrative purpose did this scene serve?

Jewish women are so gross.

Same here man, she's aged perfectly

my penis is already out of my pants, aunt

>Peter its okay
>Wha.. what is Aunt May?
>I know your secret Peter
>Oh god no, I.. you weren't supposed to find out..
>It's okay Peter, all boys experiment at your age.
>Wait what?
>Being gay and sucking off twinks at night, its okay Peter.
>But I.. I don't..
>Just admit who you truly are Peter, I mean you're not fooling anyone anyway.
>But I..
>With your little boy figure, and that cute gay face.
>No wait I'm Spider-Man Aunt May!
>Spider-Twink is more like it, I know I'll set you up with that cute Indian guy.

because our relatives don't look like Leslie Jones

The scene where she crawls into peters bed at night was a bit weird what did marvel mean by this?

That being gay is not okay, and its better to fuck your hot aunt than go clubbing for cock.

>Goddamn it Aunt May I’m fucking straight! You wanna see proof you fucking bitch!
>*pins her down*
>Peter stop! What are you-
>*rips her shirt in half with his super strength*
>No this is wrong-
>*unzips pants* *whips out 3 inch cock*

Jesus Christ Raimi

Yeah I mean it really would be basically better for a person to fuck their aunt as long as they don't get her pregnant.

and then?

Then he prematurely ejaculated and webslinged away from the open window.

>Aunt May : story of my life :/

>Suddenly, Peter found himself awake.
>he was surprised to see Aunt May suddenly appear at his doorway.
>He knew that it was too dark for her to see his eyes so he didn't have to pretend he was asleep.
>Aunt May stood there for the longest time.
>He wondered what she was doing as she stood peering into his room.
>Peter's eyes had grown accustomed to the dark and he could see that Aunt May was wearing a very, very thin nightgown.
>Even in the dim light, he could easily make out the silhouette of her beautiful body as she stood peering into his room.
>Lying on his back, he suddenly felt his cock surge back to hardness as he stared at the outline of her body.
>Wondering what she was doing, he couldn't believe his eyes when she slowly stepped into his room.
>Then, he realized that she was actually coming toward his bed.
>Suddenly, the captivating fragrance of her bewitching perfume enveloped him as he felt her sit down on the edge of his bed.
>His heart almost stopped beating as he waited to see what she would do next.
>Then he felt her slowly lift the covers and ease down under them.
>She was now lying in his bed next to him.
>He thought he was going to have a heart attack as he suddenly felt her warm body brush up against his.
>"Peter, are you awake?" he heard her whisper.
>"Uh...yes," he muttered, his mouth so dry, he could barely speak.
>"Do you mind if I come in here for a while?" she asked him, pressing herself up against him insistently.
>"Uh...no...is...is...is anything wrong," he groaned, feeling her firm breasts pressing into his arm.
>She didn't say anything for several seconds.
>"Baby, I noticed that you've been staring at my breasts a lot. Would you like to suck auntie's boobies?" she finally whispered.

Its "shoot" you absolute retard

I wanna shit piss in her web if you mean what I know

>"Oh...yes...yes...please," he gasped as he felt her push the covers down and spread her gown open.
>Rolling over toward her, he lowered his face down onto her breast.
>Like a piglet searching for a sow's teat, he hunted for her nipple.
>Almost immediately he found the hard, swollen pap jutting up from her swollen breast and locked his lips around it.
>Hungrily, he began to suck on it.
>Gluttonously, he pulled and sucked on her tit, reveling in delight.
>As he sucked and pulled on her breast, Peter realized that his throbbing cock was pressed up against his Aunt's leg.
>Her gown must have ridden up her leg because there was nothing between his cock and her bare skin.
>Aflame with desire, he couldn't stop himself from pressing his burning hardness against her leg even harder.
>He knew that she must feel his steel-hard penis mashed up against her leg, but she made no effort to move her leg back away from him.
>Inspired by her lack of objection, he continued to press his swollen hardness into her leg as he sucked and fondled her tit.
>"Oh...yes...Baby...that feels so good," he heard Aunt May whisper to him.
>In his feverish state, he didn't know if she meant his cock or the way he was sucking her tit.
>Everything was happening too fast for him to fully comprehend it.
>Peter was overwhelmed by the emotions pouring through his mind.
>It was too incredulous to fully fathom.
>He was lying next to his dear, sweet aunt, sucking her breast and rubbing his cock against her leg.
>It couldn't really be happening.

bait or underage, either way you're pathetic

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>those milk jugs
how about a pint love

but how do i shot web?

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>This whole thread
I'M FINNA BUST

Tom Holland actually has a crush on her even tried asking her out now than once but she declined.

W-what's going on, Aunt May?

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