Cute girl coming over

>cute girl coming over
>she wants you to dl a christmas movie for you two to watch
wtf do you do?

yes, yes i would

the grinch live action

Iron Man 3

that kid has a cute sister

if you think the movie choice matters you must be a virgin

I wonder if she blossomed into a qt

I'd fuck a crossdresser/tranny

As long as they were of legal age and I got to kill myself after.

suck his hairless little peen of course

Die Hard

>killing yourself after a legal trap fuck

nigga wut

>girl

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Based on his ig bikini pics he got it chopped or his tuck job is really good

>looks like a whore

I bet he gets spit roasted on the regular

you should always pick something slightly boring so it won't distract from making out -- seriously

Oh I'd teach her what it means to be a woman alright

I wish

>SHE looks like THAT
whew lad

>her

>this fucking statement
That's like aiming for 1st place, getting the consolation prize and killing ypurself after since you can't top that. What a fucking loser

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Get the car battery ready.

This picture is like 4 years old, I´d love to know how does he look right now.

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A Christmas Carol is the THE best Christmas movie by far. I plug that in, and if she isn't into it, then that's a deal breaker

>Cutting off the dick
Worthless.

is this picture real or fake?
95% of americans get this wrong

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>she

It's from its instagram desu

Forgive me lord for I have sinned

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If i were drunk enough, i´d probably fuck her (male), nohomo of course.

im gay now

STOP
I'M NOT FUCKING GAY

If I were sober, I'd marry him and suck his dick every night

is this a case of getting on the estrogen or whatever young enough that your male hormones hadnt kicked in yet

cause that is pretty convincing

Here he is with his biological younger sister

What's the IG?

That´s what a homosexual would say, If you know what I mean.

I'm not gay, but...

Sad that a tranny MtF looks better as women than a real one does.

>white boys make better females than colored ones too
JAZZ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT