Riverdale

That ass is confirmed bisexual.
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Protect or abuse her?

When's Betty gonna off herself? Asking for a friend

how betty gf

You first fatty.

SERPENT SLUT

I'm not the one that's crying every episode

both so shes mine forever

>implying that's a bad thing

Why you mad, user?

whenever i see bitches dance like this i cant help but think of the following video

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What will Cheryl do once Josie rejects her?

Somebody post the pic of her without makeup

I'll post the video. Fuck off I love her.
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Somebody post a pic of you without makeup

You don't.

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Because at some point I imagine I'll get tired of her crying

Why is Jughead such a little bitch?
>MUH DAD IS A KING
>MUH DAD IS A LEADER OF MEN

Kiddin'

Lads...............

Once a Soyhead always a Soyhead

Toni and she is gonna probably gonna get expelled from hs and is gonna end up going to Southside.

why is she so cute bro's ????

Sacrifice

>Cheryl going to Southside
That's a gangrape waiting to happen.

MORE SUFFERING

Stop it PLEASE.

Crying runs in the Blossom family. They're genetically predisposed to suffering

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does she do any poledancing or just the blonde one

Just Betty

This was so fucking funny. I really like it when they make Jughead sound like a really edgy, emo naive teenager.

perhaps she could dance with my pole, then.

This wouldn't have been as cringey had her mom not been there. Also, is Toni the same age? How old was she when she had to do that?

14-15

no hips!

We need a genderbender episode

Cast female Archie

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Is Archie still a retard in this version?

wait it was to Mad World

what the fuck
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>no Dark Betty and Psycho Cheryl wacky shenanigans

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Always

>tfw no aunt Cheryl and aunt Betty /ss/ shenanigans

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>cleanest mechanic ever

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>will never have bt gf

>puts air filter cap
>makes it seem like it was over 50lb
>doesn't put the retaining bolt on it
>done
is she the strong independent female character of riverdale?

lads im considering starting to watch this show just for the redhead, im fucking in love with her
is she a main character or is she only in a few scenes each episode?

She's the fifth lead

>car mechanic
>looks like she just got out of the shower
American Television really making one's neurons fire hastily.

>girls can do whatever boys can!!!!!!

I love that this is now all choreography involves. Young girls see and aspire to this kind of performance, which is frankly lewd at a level that cooch dancers would once have blanched at. Girls are being brought up to feel like objectification is liberation and vice is beauty, and I love it. I never want it to stop. I want it to get richer, deeper, more corrupt, more shameless.

Queers detected.

To be fair, Cuckhead is a giant soyboy so she's manlier than him by default

Don't.
You get the best parts of the show as webms in these threads.
The actual show is shit.

Makeup was a mistake. Or maybe it wasn't.

assuming that the main cast is all in the same age range and have never been held back a grade, as sophomores, they should be 15-16, probably 16 considering all the driving they do.

Veronica > Betty > Josie > Cheryl

>it's been less than four months since the start of season 1

Why are we always robbed, lads?

Bisexual women are just dykes too afraid to come out of the closet.

pusy pics?

or straight women who want attention.

The incidence of genuine bisexuality is incredibly rare.

>In the woods, Moose Mason and Midge Klump take some jingle jangle (a new drug to Riverdale)

JINGLE JANGLE

because she's making a cute pose and wearing make up and has an expensive haircut

SERPENT SLUT

what?

Will Cheryl be a serpent slut too if she gets with Toni?

>Mr. Grundy was having sex with his 16 year old student
something tells me that implication wouldn't go over well

Cheryl will get with Josie sweetie.

The first episode was at the start of the school year, so start of September. As of the latest episode, they still haven't hit Christmas, meaning it's been less than four months.

mfw

Josie is getting with Reggie, lad. Read OP.

Please stop bullying Cheryl. She is meant to be loved not bullied.

I wholeheartedly agree.

My girl Cheryl's gonna get rejected so hard I can feel it. But they did make Toni say she's more into girls, so I don't know where that could lead but getting the two munch their respective carpets.

Come on. Even Kevin would take Cheryl instead of Reggie.

Kevin just wants someone to play shitty tabletops with

Well, RAS did write Josie and Reggie in the comics.

post the mexican in the new season.. i stopped watching

What did they mean by this?

Nigga they literally have Pop make a deal with the devil in one of the issues. They're going hard on the supernatural shit

With Sabrina on the way it makes sense.

>tfw they resurrect Jason

>Throughout the years they were many Sugarmen, each taking over the last previous Sugarman

o....okay.

>tfw resurrected Jason is Black Hood

Who aged 30 years in the afterlife?

>Protect or abuse her?
why when i google this is this thread the only result this should be fuckin top meme

He went to hell for fucking his relative. What do you expect he get? Spa treatment?

Cheryl or Polly?

Was it really stated that he and Cheryl fugged?

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Of course they did

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