/LITTY/ AF
/LITTY/ AF
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>critics love it, audience loves it
how will dwanye cope with everyone loving this lil' raunchy comedy?
The Pebble must be wearing stilts in that scene
Pure FUN that'll make you PISS of laughter
Saw it today. Was pretty good popcorn entertainment.
Go with you family at Christmas anons, they'll love it.
Is the disconnect between critics and the FANS finally coming to an end?
Looks horrible just from that one shot.
Is it raunchy though?
Hopefully it bombs critically and financially. Fuck the rock, take your fucking millions and get off my screens.
thanks dwayne
>ITT: movies CRITICS don't understand
explain this meme
Apparently it's tracking for a $60 million opening domestic. Which is fucking bullshit, it deserves to fail
Sorry you're not LITTY enough
THEATERS FULL OF PISS
#LITTY
/LITTY/ AS /TITTY/
BIG
KHAZAR
MILKERS
LITTYrally #PissedMyself watching it.
Merry Litmas/Pissmas to all, and to all a litty piss
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A meme that started 5 or 6 months ago you fucking newfag
explain it
rock had a twitter meltdown when critics were bashing his shitty baywatch movie.
this image does a pretty good job of explaining it
see you tonight, wojak!
What if I want to be visited in my sleep?
Just got back from an advance screening
Its alright
I think u mean his LITTY baywatch movie my man, you wouldn't be a CRITIC would you? haha
kek
formulaic hollyshit movie #268416298 is so much fun
Ah yeah #GetLitty #MerryPissmass
ffs this looks so stupid
i only ask myself, when will people get tired
t. critic
They won't and even if they did, there are new people being made every day.
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there's no way this will be more litty than Baywatch.
I would almost go see this just to look at pond for 2 hours.
did you see the preview? that's a man[\spoiler]
nigga, i wouldn't be watching it for whatever stupid storyline there is.
Quality Rockpost
Im so hyped for this movie. Im so happy for my waifu she's finally making it big
More like she's taking it big
I want to ejaculate inside of her
literally perfect
“leave me alone, Wojak” in this thread
made for bbc
NEED to see the Rock going balls deep in her little white ass tbqh
Pants = Pissed
So will the Rock stop pretending that Baywatch was a good movie now?
hairy down there?
Shorts Status: Soaked
>little
Some nights I wake up in a half sleepwalking state thinking there is a girl in my room or somewhere in my house that wants to fuck me. After I realize I'm home by myself I go back to sleep and forget about it in the morning
This happens a few times a month.
I think I'm lonely, lads
Any movies with this feel?
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leave me alone, Wojak
She's going to hit the wall hard.
Yes, little. Don't even try to imply Karen fucking Gillam has a big ass, Ireland.
How shes been getting better with age
''leave alone, wojak'' ok
Critics LOVE the movie.
i want to marry karen gillan
Fuck you. I watched Inuyashiki, so I guess I do this now.
leave me alone, Wojak
leave me alone Wojak
Hurr PeeWee Herman, how can I fap to KG in movies and not get caught?
>unrionically getting good reviews
>but studio organised a midnight Friday release and an embargo until then
maybe Sony really are stupid
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Jumanji so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Jumanji is love" I say. "Jumanji is life"
>My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Dwayne
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Dwayne
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "Get ready for some #RAUNCHY fun"
>He grabs me with his powerful mulatto hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Dwayne
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Dwayne
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Dwayne
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his 'buttery' love
>My dad walks in
>Dwayne looks him straight in the eye and says. "Too LITTY for you, huh pops?"
>Dwayne leaves through my window
>Jumanji is love, Jumanji is life
Every movie he's in is pure steaming trash and yet makes at least 150 million.
Easy there Tyrese.
Leave me alone Wojak
leave me alone, Wojak
leave me alone, Wojak
Leave me alone wojak
I JUST WANT MY BABY BACK, WIFE WANTS $12000 A MONTH, WAT MOAR DO U WANT FROM MEEEEEEEREE!!!!!!!!!!
Leave me alone, Wojak
Leave me alone, Wojak
I almost felt sorry for him there
>Go to see it with my little bro
>He bites his lip whenever Karen's on screen
What did he mean by this?
>watching your little brother while karen is on screen
what did you mean by this?
leave me alone, Wojak
It's supposed to be FUN. Pure MINDLESS fun
all these sissies turning down the chance to meet wojak tonight
leave me alone, Wojak
leave me alone, Wojak
Leave me alone Wojak
Calm down
>critics love a movie where the jewish boy and the black quarterback get to fuck two shiksas
Imajun moi shwack
HURH HRUH ROCK FUNNY
Leave me alone, wojak
i didn't like the original. I suspected this one would be better, in my eyes.
he was faking for court, black people are ingenious when it comes to the court system. Just look at 50cent's bankruptcy trial.
>imply Karen fucking Gillam has a big ass, Ireland.
GET EM, get those potato fucks trying to pass that off as a large ass
fuck Tyresse Brendon Frashier is paying like 10xs that shit and hurting for work WAY worse
Brendon also doesn't start shit with follow stars on/off set over petty shit.
leave me alone, Wojak
>if this movie flops, an angry Dwayne will flood Sup Forums with more Bautista threads
leave me alone, Wojak
>there are multiple people being paid good money to "critique" movies, i.e. to write "it's fun" or "it's not fun" and give a score