Have you ever been asked to leave a movie theater?

have you ever been asked to leave a movie theater?

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Robert, I have been a patron at this kinoplex for years and I will not stand for this singles discrimination.

>menu shows a literal platter of tendies

Once, when I exceeded the four chili bag limit.

yeah, once when I was 14 or 15 and it was because of people in my group being loud fuckers, not because of me specifically.

Do not worry, monsieur! I shall teach you zhe proper way to woo a lady!

I tried sneaking into the hills have eyes underage ):

Go easy on him, Robért! He's new to this, haha

>be 2012
>be watching Dark Shadows in decently filled theater with parents
>Scene where Chloe comes in
>some guy in the audience audibly makes a faint but noticeable moaning sound
>a few people look around confused
>later in the movie she appears again
>same guy moans louder this time
>he literally sounds like he has autism
>black guy in the middle of the theater yells
>WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?
>guy doesn't make any more moaning noises

Just wanted to share. I still remember this experience today.

I know you are trying to meme, but I have been asked to leave because I was eating a home made chilli and jacket potato and someone complained that my chili probably smelled too nice

Only for bringing my Loaded AR15 to a screening of Tuck Everlasting.

Do not patronize me, Robert. This is unacceptable and I will be taking my chili bags and leaving, but only after a full refund for my double feature ticket for Star Wars and Marvel 13.

No refunds, user. Just find a gf or bf! You'll be fine! Haha

>black guy tells him to shut up

Hows life on Bizarro world?

R-Robert please. My mother will not be here to pick me up for 7 hours. What am I to do? Where am I to go? We've known each other for years, Robert. When you were just a cashier at the tendie stand, I was here!

That was me

>Buddy gets some weed
>We decide to go see a movie
>Its the middle of the day so were the only people in the auditorium
>Decide to smoke
>Halfway into movie security guy walks in.
>"Are you gents smoking?"
>"You want a hit."
>Security guy kicks use out and takes the weed.
>Says he wouldn't call the cops just don't be stupid
>Spent the rest of the day at a Dennys

Only time.

you let a security guy take your weed?

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"ROBERT, GET ON THE GROUND AND BUST A MOVE OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!"

It was part of the reason he wouldn't call the cops. He probably smoked it later at home or tossed it.

one time they asked me to leave since i taught i was masturbating at the backrow while watching IT. that's just crazytalk ha-ha

black dude is totally in the right. Don't fuck with a man's child, he'll fuck you up

Yes, I was caught urinating into a rolled up newspaper and directing the stream under the seat in front of me. I was arrested in the lobby AFTER the movie had finished, and told to never return. Needless to say, I still frequent the place and will continue to urinate on the floor until urinals are installed in the theaters. I refuse to miss a scene.

Shouldn't have watched Baywatch, bro.

>2009?
>hanging out with some crazy bitches from highschool, there are four of us including me
>we're at one of their houses
>we decide we want to see a movie I think it was star trek idk
>the one who's house we're hanging out at wants to wait for her mom to get home to order food, she's hungry
>no we don't want to wait, and we're not hungry. with or without you we're going
>fine
>she opens her fridge, it's basically empty except for a jar of pickles
>tosses it in her purse
>'good idea, we can eat pickles & watch a movie!'
>get to theater and buy tickets
>the venue is 3/4 full probably
>we're all chatting laughing etc. before the movie. people are looking at us for excessive noises I guess
>movie begins playing
>I stop trying to stir the pot but the girs are still laughing & giggling & often. I can tell people are looking and not with the good look.
>girl break out the pickle jar, everyone grabs one including me
>we're all munching on pickles
>dumb broad doesn't put the lid back on it and somehow spills the whole fucking pickle jar
>I think the juice got on the guy in front of us
>hes pissed
>turns around starts yelling about respect bla bla bla
>one of the girls throws her half eaten pickle at him, hits him right in the head it's fucking great
>we're all dying of laughter at this point as one of the staff comes in and tells us we must leave
good times.