How do you cheer him up?
How do you cheer him up?
Ethan Roberts
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Luis King
Get him laid.
It might age him to death, but it might make him a man as well.
Parker Morales
Stuff his fat fucking half-Jew face with matzo
Elijah Powell
Who would touch him?
Landon Perez
He uses Rose's room?
Lucas King
Ah.
Hudson Parker
Popcorn Necklaces
Luis Howard
Do you want a popcorn necklace also?
Jace Wood
By shitposting SU-hate until we start hating you more than we actually hate SU
Benjamin Powell
he's already drowning in puss my guy. aliens and indians tho, no white girls
David Carter
Put him facedown in an empty bathtub. He either stops crying or drowns in his tears.
Jackson Walker
>no white girls
Well there's his problem.
Nathaniel Lewis
>drowning in puss my guy.
>indian
more like drowning in poo.
Parker Cook
Impossible. Nobody can out shitpost SUfags.
Jonathan Wilson
If he doesn't live he cannot feel
Christopher Phillips
Well they're shitposting more anti-SU threads than others who are posting actual SU threads, so looks like their on the right track of making it possible.
Jeremiah Green
kek
Grayson Hall
Give him Cookie Cats.
Nolan Butler
This kid won't be happy until he is taken away from those mentally abusive aliens. The fucking kid hasn't grown mentally or physically in faking years
Joshua Johnson
>five years later
>Connie 18
>at a prestigious college
>full ride and surrounded by other people who share her drive and love of knowledge
>being a smart, kind, funny exotic girl means she ends up with an amazing guy who is both smart, kind, and attractive
>living out her dreams while getting eye rolling, toe curling, back arching sex every night
>meanwhile Steven is still in the body of a ten year old getting baby sat by the gems and watching crying fruit
Camden Evans
I actually hope this series goes on long enough for us to watch Connie leave that crying, obese, annoying, autistic fag for a chad
Mason Morgan
What do you think Steven will be like 25 years from now?
Andrew Hill
...
Charles Rogers
Dead from heart disease
Andrew Hall
Why do I keep seeing this same series of ugly black and white drawings posted over and over again.
Colton Cox
It would probably be really hard to cuck a magical shapeshifter with superstrength
Samuel Hernandez
But he's Steven. He won't do anything with his powers. He'll only cry and eat more.
Robert Ortiz
Send him to school. Being among other kids his age will toughen him up.
Brody Adams
He's still covered in fat
Jonathan Torres
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
James Rogers
tell him to stop watching crying breakfast friends
Adrian Brown
SHOW HIM THE GLORY OF KHORNE!! MAYBE KHAINE!!
Jace Howard
...
Angel Foster
>It would probably be really hard to cuck a magical shapeshifter with superstrength
Connie knows swordmanship
Kayden Harris
Conquer his planet with unnecessarily savage brutality and VAPORIZE ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY!
Oh, and send those horrid caretakes of his to a four-star penal colony in the Pleiades Cluster.
You just heard thatbin his voice.
Jacob Brown
Jokes on you, I've never heard his voice before!
Xavier Gray
This should fix that, he appears in the first 5-10 minutes.
Hudson Collins
Jackie seems to do it pretty easily
Hunter Hughes
>Gently pick him up
>Bring him up to eye level with me
>Just look him in the eye
>Then bend over backwards and slam his skull against the wall
Caleb Collins
"btw i'm a chad i'm totally not insecure at all"
Matthew Foster
Post sad Stevens
Cameron Johnson
So effectively SANS?