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seems to me they took the rey is a mary sue comments personally
This makes no sense. Kylo would’ve tried to rekindle her memories when they met if that was the case.
Instructed by Snoke that he must be the one to awaken her.
>Implying they have any plans for their big movie franchise they started filming literally the moment the deal was done, beyond "Put vehicles and sets in it that the under 16 age group can build out of Legos".
Link to source????
You spent 10 minutes typing out this autistic fanfic...I wouldn’t be surprised if Disney actually pulled a dumb fucking story like this tho
Fake af gtfo
kylo clearly had never seen her before.
Nice attempt but or makes no sense
fug, ok that makes me not hate the duel in 7 but its prob fake
Oh wow they stole the twist from Knights of the Old Republic.
Except there it actually made sense.
It makes no sense, it was numerously confirmed that people have no idea who Rey is. They would be lying all the time. Or JJ is such a poor filmmaker that he didn't even care at all.
Probably fake, which is a pity, this is exactly how I wished the events of TLJ would unfold.
He does become very interested in her when they mention finn and BB8 are being aided by "a girl".
And it does sorta justify that Leia hug that should've given to Chewie but gave her instead.
I mean, it's stupid enough to work.
Adding another "it makes no sense"
I mean seriously, for one thing Rey would have been like 4 years old at this time.
>"The two exchange brief, bitter words about their mutual disappointment"
Yeah, sounds like the kind of conversation you'd have with a 4 year old.
>as Snoke has instructed both of them
Oh, so Snoke had instructed 4 year old Rey to kill her father? When and how did he do this? Rey was just off on her own as Luke's 4 year old daughter and met up with Snoke and was turned evil somehow?
Seems legit.
It's just odd because they didn't hint at it whatsoever in the first movie. Is it because they knew you nerdy fucks would guess it with a single clue? Is it to make this the new twist? Luke is your father. I guess.
The 4 year old is just a false memory though dummy. I'm not saying this is real but it was explained in the op.
>4 year old is just a false memory
>it was explained in the op.
No it wasn't, you tard.
It literally says luke implanted false memories. You're a fuckin donut.
ZOMG
That would be hilarious though.
Snoke's Sith Daycare program destroying everything Luke built.
It's not like there's going to be any integrity to the Force after Rebels, magic blind monk dude and everything in The Force Awakens.
Might as well go pants on head retarded and indulge in the powercreep.
So you're saying the idea is that the OP shit happened immediately before TFA, and everything about Rey growing up there was a false memory? So all those tally marks for days she spent in her little hut....those were scratched into the wall by Luke just to give it more realism?
Also, if the destruction of the Jedi Temple happened right before TFA why does everybody talk about the Knights of Ren as if they've been around for a long time? And why are there so many of them if they just formed recently?
But the biggest hole in your gay ass story is why the fuck would Luke's daughter turn against him to the dark side and want to murder him?
who fucking cares
so her being left on jakku with fatty simon pegg alien actually happened like in her memory, it's just she was actually older when it happened?
that's retarded brah
also why the fuck would luke leave her with some random junk yard manager on some random planet?
so much of that retarded fanfic makes zero sense, and whoever wrote it should be checked for autism
Yeah it's like OP is mentally challenged.
The new books (which are equal to movie canon unlike the older EU) state that Ben turns to dark side and commits school shooting at the Jedi Academy no more than five years or so before TFA though (since five years before when Bloodlines is set this hadn't happened yet). So Ben/Kylo was ~25 at the time and Rey was ~15.
Even if you could make retarded explanations for every retarded thing in this alleged story, the one thing you can't explain away is how unbelievably bullshit "implanting false memories with the force" would be. It makes no sense whatsoever, and nobody would be okay with that.
>implanting fake memories
How would that even work? Rey would have to receive years worth of fake memories, including very specific ones like memories of the people who live there.
You can implant fake memories into people in real life. Imagine what the power of the force can do?
Rian Johnson said there was no trilogy plan. JJ just put stuff together for his film then left the others to figure out how to take it forward.
At least put some effort in it
It could explain why the Falcon was on the same random planet. Luke borrows Falcon, or owns it, somehow it ends up in his hands. Uses it to get to Jakku with Rey after the Temple is BTFO, bribes Simon Pegg alien with Falcon to take Rey, takes random ship off planet to go into exile.
It's as clever/retarded as any of the other theories. Most likely the movie is worse.
There is no way in hell this is true. But if it is that would be pretty fucking great.
Total bullshit. Kylo doesn't recognize her or know who she is, even when he's talking to Snoke in private about her.
>TLJ comes out in less than a week and yet the peeps are still larping for their 5 minutes of e-fame
Except for Han's rant about the dozen or so people who stole it after it was stolen from him
Fake memory. Although the idea of a 4 year old knight of ren beating the shit out of Luke then being like
>DAD YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD
is funny
Man, i'd rather had gotten the other theory about Luke wanting to end the whole Jedi/sith dichotomy and setting out to kill them both, using the force to levitate lightsabers around him and forcepush fleets out of his way to circunvent the whole first order bullshit.
It's a remake of the empire strikes back, so I can see Luke saying to rey "I'm your father".
Its gonna be a complete reinvention of the old trope, snoke will say to rey "im your mother"
I just had to run TFA back through my mind to make sure they actually mentioned Snoke's gender, out of fear they may actually make him a stunningly brave woman
>It was Snoke, he seduced our son
oh thank god
>and nobody would be okay with that.
The same people who love capeshit and The Farce Awakens wouldn't be ok with a twist stolen from BASEDXD KOTOR? REALLY?
>JJ just put stuff together for his film then left the others to figure out
Colossal faggot
Oh ok so they pull the same shit as knight of Old Republic
But why the fuck Kylo doesn't recognize her
stop posting reddit cancer
>everybody except Finn knows who she is
This would be the worst reveal of all time. Amnesia would be one thing, that would bring it to another level.
Yeah, I know. It just sucks they had it there as fanservice. I blame myself for expecting creativity out of Hollywood.
newfags gotta scramble for those screen caps hoping for reddit upboats
You watched to much animu and old boy didnt you?
Proof
It will be im xer parent shitlord
ironic that star wars video games make more sense than the films that started the franchise
If her being that young is a fake memory, then Kylo would have recognized her the instant he saw her especially if she was a Knight of Ren. If OP's pic is true I guess they will just retcon it
>haha every single character besides one in the previous movie was lying :^)
Terrible, if true.
I really liked the spoilers from like a year ago where Luke tells Rey "You are my father"
More like the epic
No wonder. They already stole Revan's look for Kylo Ren
He's played by a dude if that means anything
Kile Katarn movie when?
This actually pisses me off
KOTOR 1 and 2 were literally the best star wars games in terms of store and lore and characters.
Fuck this shit. Star wars is fucked
>Rey abandoned at age 7
>No, wait, Rey led the knights
>No, wait, Kylo is trying to rekindle her memories
>No, wait, it's all true. All of it. the Jedi.
Why are the they turning this into such a giant clusterfuck? What ever happened to simplistically?
Mystery Box TM
Then who was the Snoke?
Rey confirmed for skin job.
>the Farce Awakens is such an abomination of writing that fans have to perform immense plot shenanigans just to remedy how abysmally screwed the story is for their sequel fanfics
>how to waste money
>SNOKE DIES SNOKE DIES SNOKE DIES SNOKE DIES SNOKE DIES SNOKE DIES
I don't like when people wear masks.
Speaking of Snoke, do you think his name sounds too funny for a big bad?
You should prepare yourself for the fact that they are never going to tell us. You may not believe me now, but in a few years when the ST is over we're still only going to know that he's some kind of ancient evil.
Why? Because when they were creating Snoke they only thought "we need a new Palpatine" and didn't realize how asinine it was that Snoke was around during the entire PT and OT but not doing anything.
At best, we will get a line or two from Snoke along the lines of
>for eons I slumbered in the dark reaches of the galaxy and now my time has come
Then they'll pawn off his backstory to a comic book or a novel nobody will read. Snoke grew up poor on Planet Whatever, or was a slave or something, so he desired money and power which led him to the dark side, but it fucked him up and put him in a coma until Sheev died. It's not going to be anything spectacular.
They should have just made him Plagueis.
...
Only at first, until you realize other villains have names like Boba.
>both dark and light side ability
I hate that they're going this way. The entire point of choosing a side is that you can't have both. Yoda said once you start going down the dark path it will dominate your destiny forever. I guess Yoda just didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.
So why is snoke and kylo pretending they don't know who the fuck she is OP ?
The one who has a keen interest in both is the big bad. Sounds like Yoda was right to me
>The Prime Jedi, the First of the Order
This is Snoke. You heard it here first.
>tfw you'll never see sith chads in action
>tfw no Darth Bane(?)
God damn, I want my edgy star wars kino
Watch them go full morally grey and it turns out Snoke's philosophy is the same as Luke's.
>the First of the Order
Of the Fiest Order.
POTTERY
>grey
Literal asexual faggots who are too pussy to pick a side.
>muh balance
>muh freedumb in life
>muh purpiss in death
Snoke is a pretty decent villian name, sounds like someone who would be ruthless and grim.
And hey, when you've inane shit like darth sidious/'sheev', general grievous and fucking Savage Opress in the dinsey universe alone (let alone the fan-fiction tier EU), Snoke is actually an improvement.
Bingo we have a winner
>POTTERY
The last Lucas's contribution to the humanity was this meme.
The big reveal of The Last Jedi is that Snoke was The First Jedi.
>Savage Opress
They just slapped two words together.
The real problem with "gray" is that, in practice, it actually means "chaotic good." The only actual gray Jedi is Kreia.
>with "gray" is that, in practice, it actually means
they are passive aggressive-porg loving whores
Can't have the kids thinking dark is cool because parents so let's make something inbetween that has the cool edgyness of the bad goys and the goodness of the good goy.
i.e. Revan fags who think he's le most ebin
If they make it so that any force user can simply choose to be a gray jedi without any consequences, that would be the biggest possible shit they could take on Star Wars.
It makes every single Jedi or Sith who ever existed until now a fucking idiot, because apparently you can just do both and it's fine.
Finally someone with a brain on this brain dead board.
That's the story of Kotor I plus the obligatory I'm your father trope. If that's where they actually went I won't even bother with a stream version.
Snoke it's by far worst than darth Ikky, Snoke sounds like a tier z spiderman villain
Snoke sounds like some kind of creature from a Dr. Seuss book.
Wait, how long was Luke supposed to be missing for?
We don't know exactly, but less than 14 years since that's when Kylo turned and Luke went into exile "some time after that"
Were those leaks about the sloth lord and force tree legitimate? Is Rey gonna be the incarnation of the force?
The story here is probably fake but they use the mystery box approach. Nothing is set in stone except what is directly stated, so the next poor dude can do what he wants.
why erase all this good canon only to regurgitate a half-assed version of it all
If true. This is a massive improvement. Though te timelines don't seem quite right.
It does tie in with the "Jedi Mind Tricks" trope pretty heavily though.
Why wouldn't a talented Jedi be able to wipe someone's mind?
It would explain Luke's weird reaction at the end of TFA too.
Personally I would have pushed it further and had Luke wipe everyone's minds. Leia, Han, Chewie etc.
They don't remember Rey consciously, but feel a connection with her.
Which is why Leia feels compelled to comfort her over Han's death rather than Chewie.
It could work. See how it goes with further leaks.
See how Goldmember shapes up as an interesting villain, etc.
Or will he too need to be retconned in the next episode because he sucks ass.
Not really. The galaxy was dominated by the Jedi Order during the Old Republic. Any deviation caused galactic scale wars. Over several millenia they developed their Code, their Order and it was held to by almost every Force user. The Sith during this time never numbered more than 2, until Sheev started his plot.
Grey Jedi, in the sense that you find balance between both light and dark, are extremely rare. Most people can't control the turmoil in them. The Jedi practice peace, within and without,becoking cold and emotionless. The Sith operate without limits, corrupting themselves off of power. I think Ashoka in Rebels explained how Grey Jedi were being handled in the new canon