Unemployed

>unemployed
>bald
>manlet
>gets laid all the time

What's your excuse?

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he's got game and i don't

I exist

I'm not a fictional character/fantasy self-insert

i don't live in a television program written by someone who uses me as their stand-in.

He has charisma. I don't.

>best friends with a famous comedian
>lives in the city with a bunch of sluts
>is funny, charming , and intelligent
>not getting laid

>fictional

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>ywn have a qt from the old neighbourhood take pity on you

why do you even get up in the morning?

He still had a college education and he wasn't just some unemployed NEET, he was just in-between jobs sometimes

He was employed more often than not, and those jobs were usually pretty prestigious

He talked to women, had friends

Because I'm hungy and have to go peepee

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my life has much shittier writers

What was Kramer trying to tell him with this again? I can't remember his point.

>fictional character

Do people in real life go through sexual partners this easily as sitcoms like friends and Seinfeld make it out to be
>TFW you're missing out on tons of casual sex with sluts

Yes, even more now in this day and age.

I can do Kramers level easily, 3 girls a year for 9 years

It also requires you to never have a long term relationship without cheatin, or alternatively, fuck a tonne of girls when the relationship ends.

Do you have your own place? That's basically all it takes. Tinder does the rest of the work for you.

>balding
>fat
>Rich Evans
>has gotten laid

What's your excuse?
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i don't leave my house other than to go to work and i barely speak