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Damn, aunt May looks like THAT !?
Is this from that one comic where Ben reveals he's sterile?
yes, it was storytimed here a couple weeks ago, first time i'd ever read it, so fucking bad.
She's still sexy. It's why peter gave up his marriage.
Why do you motherfuckers keep resurfacing these memories I work so hard to keep blocked out of my mind. WHERE IS XAVIER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!
This is why Marvel/Sony has been quietly gradually rolling back on Aunt May's age in the multi-media...
They're building up to making a live-action adaptation of Trouble.
"Don't worry user! Give me a moment and I'll- AUGH-HA!"
storytime?
Peter time travel and conceives himself using his own sperm .
Everyone's memories are wiped out after.
kek
So Aunt May looks like MJ and his mom looks like Gwen?
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>it's confirmed that Marisa Tomei will say the catchphrase to Tony in Homecoming
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
the goat licker himself
Mark Millar.
Fuck I forgot about that.
How often you think he has to see that on a sign at conventions? Once a year?
Why would Aunt May say Mary Jane's catch phrase?
Why is Aunt May a busy red head like Mary Jane?
Is this implying Aunt May is Mary Jane's mom as well, making the Peter/MJ relationship kissing cousins? Because if so, muh dik.
Maybe it's Betty Brant
>busy red head
yes
BUSY
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I hope that one user who wanted Millar to sign it gets that dream.
it's implied MJ and May are the same type of "fiesty" woman meanwhile the "mom" of Peter and Gwen are of the good type and decent type, although if you take into account "Sins Past" Gween is actually a lot more like aunt May of "Trouble".
Anyway I can't wait to watch the R-rated movie with a lot of gratuitous nudes, I wonder who they will cast as May and Mary???
>Damn, X looks like THAT!?
Can someone tell me where this came from?
He could make a good Doctor down the road. Just sayin.
Yes. My memory of this is fuzzy, Ben and Richard (I always thought Ben and May were like Peter's great uncle and aunt, not his actual ones) meet May and Mary at a resort. Richard falls in love with Mary, but Mary is afraid to go all the way and bang him. Meanwhile May and Ben bang.
Then after awhile Richard cheats on Mary with May, but Ben doesn't know. Richard goes back to being with Mary, and May goes back to banging Ben.
But then May tells Ben she's pregnant, and Ben says he's sterile, so it's revealed that she literally cucked him, and therefore you can assume May is actually Peter's mom. This is where I couldn't take anymore and quit reading so I don't know how it's resolved.
This is either a troll or you're really uninformed.
You're really tempting fate by posting this user.
>all blonde women are Gwen Stacy
It actually was intentional by Millar.
This
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Are you blind? Look at the image. She's identical to Gwen.
Marisa Tomei does look like someone's old aunt there.
When did this happen? Image search isn't bringing up anything,,.
I was too busy to read the storytime of pain during last comic con, anyone willing to do it?
>HURRR face it tiger
I'm getting so tired of that.
Sure give me a few hours.
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what the FUCK is she wearing, jfc.
You sir are a gentleman, Scholar and my nigga.
>Sure give me a few hours.
Someone ask for trouble Make it double
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Who the fuck greenlighted this?
Better fucking question; who the fuck bought this?
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>16 years later
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a trash bag apparently
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