Hello Sup Forums of 2010, having fun with BRMMMMMM? Hey Abatap, how are ya master of butthurt?

Hello Sup Forums of 2010, having fun with BRMMMMMM? Hey Abatap, how are ya master of butthurt?

I come from 2017 with news:
>Donald Trump is President of the USA
>Moot sold Sup Forums
>Star Wars is now Disney material and they are actually doing Ep 7, 8 and 9
>Disney also bought Marvel and capeshit basically owns Hollywood like it owns comic books, with reboots and a gazilion characters, etc
>Ben Affleck WAS Batman and that was actually okay, except everything around it
>Tarantino is announced to direct an R Rated Star Trek movie
>Christopher Nolan will direct Bond 25 with Daniel Craig still
>Robert Rodriguez and James Cameron made a live action film of Battle Angel Alita with actual anime eyes in Alita
>There are new sequels to Mad Max, Alien, Blade Runner, Ghostbusters with women, and even Jumanji
>Oh yeah, people love the 80s unironically now
>Robin Williams killed himself and Jim Carrey realized the whole truth of the universe
>A movie with James Franco and Seth Rogen escalated into a half joke third world war rumor
>People just stream everything now

Watching the Oscars with Sup Forums in 2010 was the most fun I've ever had here

Dude I was there too, great times for Sup Forums.

Baneposting didn't even exist yet, that could go on OP's list

Soul of the mind, key to life's ether.
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from it's vessel.
Let's strength be granted so the world might be mended...
So the world might be mended.

what's a capeshit?

What would an ass like that taste like? Would a girl like that even let you go near her ass? Would she be weirded out if you wanted to lick it and sniff it? How would you even approach a girl like that? And then once you have her locked in, how the fuck do you get her into the bedroom? Honestly. What would an ass like pic related even taste like? Please? I would love to know if someone can tell me. Anyone, please, I just need to know how an ass like that would be.

I do it to my gf.

Kind of salty, a little sweaty too. Yeah that's right, wet, stinky salt.

like an inverted belly button... honestly, you're just licking skin, the girl doesn't even get off too it. You're literally only getting off to the fact that you have your face in a girls asshole, because the skin doesn't taste like anything and it doesn't provide any stimulation for both parties.

>Ben Affleck WAS Batman and that was actually okay, except everything around it

Wait, that's not Dark Knight 3 though, is it? Is there anything interesting about that movie?

(Gonna see it opening night regardless, Century 16 premiers are the only movie events worth attending here in Aurora.)

>Star Wars is now Disney material and they are actually doing Ep 7, 8 and 9
>Disney also bought Marvel and capeshit basically owns Hollywood like it owns comic books, with reboots and a gazilion characters, etc

And Disney is after Fox so soon they own The Simpsons and Family Guy.

lick your hand, like that but with the addition of shit

let them ride you then reach around and start playing with it. if she is into it she wont stop you. worst case you have to rub one out after she gets turned off, but ive never met a girl that wasnt into it. and girls can orgasm from anal btw.

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>because the skin doesn't taste like anything and it doesn't provide any stimulation for both parties.

You need to have the tongue in her ass for her to get any stimulation. It gets quite tiring actually.

Comfy op

why would anyone do this? do you want pink eye?

eating ass /=/ sticking tongue in ass

I don't even think I've seen a porno where the actors stick their tongues up the chicks ass... That's when you know it's a line not the cross. Every ass eating porn I've seen, it's purely just rimming the girls ass.

>he doesn't force his tongue up his girlfriends asshole and then have her ride your tongue like she's riding a dick

You're missing out, faggot.

That's no true, I often touche my ass hole when I'm using the bidet and it is quite sensitive to the touch.

your asshole, because you're a guy and guys have more nerves in their assholes.

>current year
>unironically having an uncircumcised asshole

wew lad

Why is there so much porn on Sup Forums now? Its not even good porn or funny porn, just regular boring porn.

mod are asleep, they'll start cleaning soon.

you can post bane in the meantime if you want to

i dont know if you know this, but this message board is generally frequented by teenage/20 year old virgins that have never even so much as touched a vagina. Imagine that for a minute, you have literally have touched a vagina in your life and you're past the age 20. Try and wrap your head around that.. that is who we are browsing this board with.

I'm not jewish or american.

Bane is pretty boring too. I guess im finally growing out of this place

Oh my god, no.

me on the right

Bane posting is due for a comeback

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>People just stream everything now.
So... no difference?

Also...

>everyone in Hollywood is a rapist and has been called out.

There's something deeply unsettling about this picture to me.

it's a high level ritual signifying the rituals Trump enacted in Egypt and Mecca