Make post in thread

>make post in thread
>someone responds with something mean
>close browser and step away from the computer for the rest of the day

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>make grammar error
>someone points it out getting a couple of appreciative (You)s in the process
>close tab in embarrassment and wait until the thread has archived

>fren makes post
>it's good
>good post fren

lol faggot

>bad name make not good post
>report bad name no good post
>feel good i report bad man posties
>bad post now good man
i report this post

>wake up hungover and slowly start to remember all the idiotic posts you inflicted on Sup Forums the previous night

>get really drunk
>wake up dont remember what i did
>i posted on soc again
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>not that user but...
>actually am that user

based drunkposter

>make a thread
>no one replies

i knew it

Literally me.

I remember I started a Se7en thread with updates as I watched the film. Decent discussion, never been so comfy. No regrets.

>make good funny post
>no friend anons comment on how good and funny post was
>report everyone in thread
bad user get good punishment

>reply to a busy thread with lots of posts
>thread immediately dies

>involved in fun/comfy thread
>about to make a new post
>thread has been pruned

I know that feel.

>wake up
>immediately struck with crippling depression
>browse Sup Forums

I make my best shitposts when i'm drunk. I often wake up the next day and have a chuckle when I remember them.

>wake up
>start thinking about when I can go back to bed again and don't stop all day

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>>wake up
I hate that too

DEVILISH
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(you)

...

Tell me user. Why are you so mean?

>create shitty Sup Forums thread
>giggle as I see it sitting there in the catalog
>posts start appearing, a mixture of plebbit and Based!
>laugh for twenty minutes
>turn on auto-update and go to bed, wake up next day to see the 100~ replies

>reply to someone else's conversation
>pretend to be the other user

>wake up
>countdown hours till psychotic paranoia and anxiety attacks come back

>make stupid shitpost thinking I'm being an ebin troll
>anons agree with me

devilish

>see tripfag start arguing with people
>agree with the tripfag and praise them so others accuse them of samefagging

>make thread about film that tangentaly involves some loaded political issue
>design the thread so that it will be easy to inject waifu discussion
>watch at the replies pile up, 60% politics, 35% Waifus and 5% actual content.

me on Sup Forums

I hate you.

Based

Care to share your work?

Goddamn I don't know if it's satire or if the (((people))) on there have an IQ below room temperature.

>arguing with user
>it's pretty heated
>end it with a taunting pic because I know what they're saying is factually incorrect
>still close the thread just in case

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/90786995/#q90786995

You're a thread killer
THREAD KILLER THREAD KILLER THREAD KILLER

I sometimes will have whole conversations, I'm talking 50+ posts just talking to myself in a thread posing as 10 different people.

>get into heated argument
>start losing
>start quoting random lines from their posts with a brainlet pics attached

>start quoting random lines from their posts with a brainlet pics attached

>argue with someone
>think you're "losing"
>other anons jump in to say what a retard the guy I'm arguing with is

>make thread
>no one replies
>change ip and samefag it
Classic

this but those 'other anons' are also me

>post an inoffensive, fact-based response
>hide thread and jump into your hole in the basement dirt

best feeling ever

>losing an argument
>captcha starts getting stupidly hard
Fuck you Google!

>brainlet

>user gets trips
>i only get dubs
>compliment him about the trips anyway

I secretly begrudge him though

>wake up from 10 year coma
>want to post on Sup Forums user?
>did it ever get funny
>no
>pray to go back into coma

>start losing argument
>simply reply to his posts with one word "reddit" replies
>start winning argument

>enter thread
>regularly update
>no new posts
>leave thread
>at the top of the catalog
Every fucking time I swear to god someone's watching my IP and waits for me to leave before they start posting again.

based

you are a little bitch

>actually defeat the odds
>everyone calls me a shitposter
>the slow feel when everyone realizes that I'm right despite my shitposty tone
>thread archives in victory

I do this all the time.

Are you me? The worst is when you wake up and the thread you were posting on is still up and you are reading someone's post and find you agree with him and reply but realize you just replied to yourself

Sharing your secrets of the trade, eh?

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/89959506/#89959506

I got the idea after staying awake for 36 hours and had extreme enjoyment. Actually, in trying to find it in the archives, I just discovered that others started doing it too, probably because they saw mine.

>start losing argument
>notice he has a space between lines of text
>call him out for his reddit spacing
>he starts reeing and forgets the original argument
try to stop me

I’m watching you freak!

60% of my posts end up this way.

Including this thread.

>posts a well thought out post on the subject matter
>not an argument

>make thoughtful paragraphs to discuss something I'm interested in
>5 replies
>user makes a oneline bait
>300 and counting

>tell myself that I won’t check the threads I’m shitposting in until I’m productive for 30 minutes
>be productive for 30 minutes, return to ‘this thread has been pruned or deleted’
>go back to obsessively pressing update

5 is an annual (You) harvest in some parts of the net

80 for me. I tell myself that I'm the "thread killer" and that thebnormies can't handle my genius responses of well-researched commentary...
>it gets me through the day.

>make a well thought out thread reviewing a movie in detail, pointing out its strenghts and weaknesses
>archived with zero replies

>OH NO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>545 replies and 190 images ommitted

I wish I had my own version of that Halloween pumpkin that kept track of (You)s. I'm sure it's not that hard, maybe I'll get around to making one.

>user says something I disagree with
>can't quite put my finger on why
>quote crucial part of post and reply with reaction pic

>take out volatile rage autistically built up for 2 and a half decades on Sup Forums
>intersperse this with wisdom and really well detailed analyses and observations

i have no idea whats going on anymore

Don't worry user most of those replies are shills.

I don't know who keeps making the OH NO NO NO OHUHUHUH AHAHAHA threads with a picture of the nord chick with her org baby, but he's a legend on the battlefield.

some australian probably. i hope he never stops

I make fun of other anons for the exact same insecurities I have.

>start avatarfagging in a general
>see people mention you later

All publicity is good publicity

lel

>user posts something
>reply to it giving my own opinion
>"So what?"
>don't know how to even take that post
>spend 10 minutes trying to come up with a reply
>decide to let the thread die
fuck you, user. you piece of shit.

>have work I badly need to work on
>procrastinate on Sup Forums
>start posting but then remember my obligations and lose the will to pos

So what?

>post picture of PAWG
>get a dozen BRAAAAAAP posts
They still make me chuckle because I have the humor of a 14 year old.

>start out thread with the opposite opinion of which i actually have
>everyone shits on my pretend-opinion and supports my actual opinion
>works everytime

This might be my favorite thread ever
>check em

>ruins your thread
>lol

snifff

Just chuckle?

>Post something
>forget picture

My appreciation for asses has increased drastically over the last year because of people like you

Unironically go back to 9gag.

I’m from ifunny my dude

High point of the day is a dying Vince-posting thread that you guys need to bump

You learned from the master.

I create threads criticizing the brainlet wojak meme because it hampers discussion of Marvel and DC movies. I then forget about the thread and move to another.

You've probably seen me.

>start purposely posting controversial opinions/arguing with self in order to bump a thread
this used to work much better when threads didn't have the ip counter though

>make a thread you expect to get less tan 10 replies before getting archived
>it gets a sudden increase of 5+ posts less than 5 minutes
>start to pace happily around the room while anxiously waiting for new replies

Look at that brapper.

>someone disagrees with my opinion
>assume they are insanely knowledgeable, get on the verge of tears because of my lack of ability to objectively evaluate the quality of media

>have a nice off-topic thread with nice anons
>thread dies
>hit return
>remember I'm on Sup Forums
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every time