The Flintstones #10 Storytime

Funeral for a friend.

Been waiting for this

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A fucking war turtle.

>women baring themselves
>shale magnolias
kek

>Plato's cave is a porn theater

How fucking deep does this joke go?!

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The joke is that it's not a porn theater

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ah, the monthly "too real" page

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Well that happened...

Fucking Wedge.

Jesus

OH GOD POOR VAC

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WHAT

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You are doing geralds work, OP. Bump.

Goddamn it!

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what assholes

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What the fuck. Why am I feeling things?

Fuck you Cinema Floors!

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FUCK. Whatever Secret Empire or Rebirth's got planned, they'll never be able to top the tragedy of this...

WHY DOES LAUGHING AT THIS SERIES ALWAYS HURT SO MUCH

Is that the preacharound guy or the clubbing guy?

That dino armor was totally worth defunding the schools for (or was it the hospital?)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Flintstones :_;7

>racism is the most expensive luxury we have.
Damn, Fred, that's food for thought.

Flintstones

There were a lot of those in this issue

Flintstones...

The Feelstones!

>edgy anti-trump story and virtue signaling

This is trash.

I need more lizard people in my life.

F

Yeah! Fuck my ferns!

Fucking degenerate, I bet you lsy on hot rocks and sunbathe too!

uh oh the snowflakes have arrived

I'm gonna miss this monthly satire so much

>@#$% my ferns

Well the Lizard People are doing it.

>these are edgy enough to keep regular people out but not so edgy that a dentist office wouldn't buy them
fuck

Yep. It's great.
Say user, got any extra ferns laying around?

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Stay away from the ferns you degenerate.

It reads more anti-bush to me. Trump really hasn't done anything too interesting yet.

Oh, no! Whats with the eyes Fred!
Why didnt anyone notice this, I plan on buying this book!

You ascribed Trump to it homeslice.

I see a mixture of everything bad about the latest presidents.

so is the pterodactyl talking or is there a person in it...I'm lost

Clod is clearly W Bush. He got into power because of his father and spent millions on a war that didn't really go anywhere. He was also the one at the center of the controversy for killing US citizens with drone strikes.

If it were commentary on Trump, it would probably be more about immigration. That's his big controversy.

Animals talk in this although the humans don't hear it

Wow. This page should turn any right man left.

desu the drone thing to me is always synonymous with Obama.
Though Donnie is actively working on changing that.

hating on trump isn't edgy bro. he has a 35% approval rating.

Check the font. Animals talk in that jagged one.

>Can I have sex with it or use it to kill people?

OH GOD MY SIDES

Lets trend it guys. #FuckMyFerns

Obama and Bush both had drone strike controversy. Bush for being the first one that did it, and Obama for doing it all the fucking time.

>lol i called someone the word they've been calling me for years
Nice try, Hon.

>talks about cutting funding for war spending
>people stepping up and claiming that "racism is a luxury that we can afford to cut" in regards to his policies.

Sure sounds like the current political climate to me.

Now why would an incompetent, unqualified politician who's obsessed with self image and disconnected from reality make you think of Donny? Maybe you should stop projecting user

that's the thing with archetypal strongman political characters: they all start to blend together

Wait, don't tell me that was it. We still have 2 more issues right?

Putting a "innocents hit with a drone strike" story into a Saturday morning cartoon setting is where the edginess comes in.

I'll use that pirate joke in your memory.

Yeah.

>story
it's more of a joke than a storyline

The trenchcoat salesman must be making a killing.

No, that's pretty much exactly how people reacted near the end of W Bush's term. Hell, Muslim acceptance only became a big thing because people were so burnt out with the war that they started blaming it on racism.

We'll I can definitely use it to kill people right?

thanks OP.

The Dino armor really was worth defunding the children hospitals

It's a "joke" with a weak political message.

Yeah, it'd make a lot more sense for the writer to ignore the current political events and to write a story that's criticizing politics from 5 years ago. That's sounds much more likely.

history repeats itself

What are the motivations of Lizard People? Why do they enjoy sunbathing on rocks so much like lizards?

Good thing you werent planning on buying this comic anyway. Go back to pol, pls.

Manual reminder that the first TPB of The Flintstones is out. So for all you tradewaiters, go out and buy a copy!

How many issues left?

Oh fuck. RIP.

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Clod condemned to a fate worse than death.

The only thing that strikes out as specifically a Trump riff to me is the 4 years, and even then that's a stretch. As others have pointed out Clod has more in common with other Presidents.

And its a Satire, mocking those in power is practically the whole point.