ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE!?

ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE!?

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GET'EM STICKS

BIRFDAY

HEY STICKS GET OVER HERE
GET HIM STICKS

Out For Justice, Above The Law, Hard To Kill and Under Seige are badass movies.

isthisthesettingforprofanity?

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I'm gonna keep coming back until some-BODY remembers seeing Richie.

What does it take?
What does it take to change the essence of a man?

>Whose hot dog is this? Huh? Is it yours?

Absolutely the weirdest intimidation line/threat ever uttered in a Hollywood film.

Give me the top 10 must watch Seagal classics.

His first six or so movies (from Above the Law to Under Siege) are all pretty decent. They're cheesy action flicks, but they're entertaining and well-made.

I also remember thinking Exit Wound was surprisingly enjoyable, probably because it also had effort put into it. There was a big boom of Hollywood Kung Fu movies at the time (after Crouching Tiger and when Jet Li made his crossover), and it was actually a serious effort to revitalize his career because people thought he could be a bankable action star again.

>implying he has more than 1 or 2 decent movies
>implying he has even 1 "must watch" movie

By top 10 I actually meant bottom 10.

This. I'd also through in Under Seige 2 because I love train sequences. The whole movie is a train sequence.

Under Seige
Out for Justice
Hard to Kill
On Deadly Ground
Above the Law
Belly of the Beast
The Foreigner
Sniper: Special Ops

>not including A Good Man

>“There’s a writer that I know, he was meeting Steven Seagal for the rewrite of ‘Under Seige II’. And so he goes into (his) trailer and he’s waiting in there for 45 minutes, sitting there by himself.
>Finally Steven Seagal emerges from one of the other rooms in the mobile home and he comes out and said “I just read the greatest script I’ve ever read in my life.”
>“Really who wrote it?” the writer replied.
>“I did.”

>Under Seige
>Out for Justice
>Hard to Kill
>On Deadly Ground
>Above the Law
why do all his movie titles follow this pattern? i predict his next few will be called
>Into the Danger
>Rapid Descent
>On the Brink
>Out of Time
>After the Kill

>calls himself a lawman
>uses his power to bulldoze into a chicken coop and shoot a puppy

THIS GUY AIN'T NOTHING WITHOUT THAT BADGE AND GUN

lmao btfo, birthday snatched

His movies are kino.

Operator kino

SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI

They took'er

Well I'm sorry to hear that...

Post the one where he's "running" but it's obvious they're pushing him on a skid.

how come they don't make movies as sleazy as this anymo

He has transcended the need for mortal legs!

Seriously, I started watching his Lawman show back when it was fresh, and only lasted 3 episodes. The scene when he "neutralized" that ""dangerous criminal"" was the last drop.

For those who haven't seen it: Seagal and his partner arrived to the scene where literally a dozen cops surrounded a young guy who were pinned down to the ground, unable to move.

Then Seagal jumped out of the car, picked the (already handcuffed?) guy up and threw to the car's hood. Then told the others that it's theirs now. Bravo, Steven, A+ """lawman""" work.

>Give me the top 10 must watch Seagal classics.
just watch all of his filmography.

>I'll take you to the bank, Senator Trent

Don't forget his music.
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Yeah, limiting yourself to ten is doing a disservice

*teleports behind you*
*slashes you with my katana*
*eagle screech*
heh...

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anyone seen this shit?

get him sticks

[Muffled "fuck you" in the distance]

ISHYGDDT

Jesus, he's hitting Cameron Mitchel levels.

YOU GOT THE BALLS...
YOU GOT THE BREAD!

srsly whomst'ever posted this thread is a god. thank you based god

Did you anons know Seagal stared in Sup Forums the Movie?

and his motherfucking ENERGY DRINKS