What does Sup Forums think of the latest Shrek 5 news?

What does Sup Forums think of the latest Shrek 5 news?

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>Shrek 5 News
Shrek's an Anchorman now?

youtube.com/watch?v=D4I9K_plx4s

The horse is a pile of maggots now, stop beating it ffs.

I guess the series will never really be ogre

>SHREK 5: EYEWITNESS NEWS
>Shrek anchors a News Network that's trying to compete against a FoxNews parody

Is there more recent news than it's going to exist?
Have they been secretly working on it for a long time so now they'll actually have something to release in 2018 now that they've cancelled everything else?

I'm optimistic about it, Shrek 4 was alright.

>Fiona's the weather girl
>she's a floating set of hair, eyes and teeth in front of the map
What's Dragon's job?

Traffic copter

OH THE SEQUELS START COMIN'
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'

>slow news day
>she lights up someone's car
And now for Charming with Sports.

FED THE MONEY TO THE JEWS JUST TO KEEP IT GOING

>Is there more recent news than it's going to exist?
moviefone.com/2017/04/04/shrek-5-is-happening-and-itll-be-a-big-reinvention/

To be fair, it's always been DWA's day 1 goal to make a bunch of big franchises with many sequels.
Any Dreamworks movie without a sequel is just a franchise that failed to launch.

>Shrek 5
>By the director of Boss Baby
>reboot
How can anyone see any of this as promising

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR CASH
YOUR BANK GETS FULL BUT YOUR FILMS BECOME TRASH

well

good for mike myers I guess

I would put money on them forcing "All Star" memes in this next one. Count on it.

SO MUCH TO BUY
CAN'T LET IT DIE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAKING A SHREK 5

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T TRY
YOU'LL NEVER PROFIT IF THE FRANCHISE DIES

under rated post

boss baby was kino

HEY NOW
YOU'RE A CASH COW
MAKE MORE MOVIES
GET PAID

HEY NOW
IT'S SHREK 5 NOW
SIX MORE MOVIES
WILL GET MADE

[b]Sombebody[/b]

ALL CREATIVITY'S GONE
ALL WE REALLY WANT
IS MORE GOLD

IT'S A RAT RACE
IT WILL NEVER BE OVER

YOU THINK IT'S BAD NOW
WAIT TILL YOU GET OLDER
BUT THE FILMMAKERS BEG TO DIFFER
THEY'LL MAKE A WHOLE LOT MORE SHREK PICTURES

IT'S A SAD STATE
AND THEY SAY IT GETS SADDER
YOU'RE DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
BUT WAIT IT GETS BADDER

THE IDEAS THEY CREATE
ARE GETTIN' PRETTY THIN
REBOOTS ALL THE TIME
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEND

H-hey now...

MY WALLETS ON FIRE
HOW ABOUT YOURS?
THAT'S THE WAY WE WANT IT
WE KEEP ASKING FOR MORE

How is there still an audience for Land Before Time sequels!? Kids have aged out of that shit three times over throughout the movie series' lifespan.

I watch every single one. I also watched the series. I also have a well paying job, a wife, and a "friend". Hopefully a kid on the way.

There needs to be a screencap of this shit.