>uhh guys...you're gonna wanna see this..
Uhh guys...you're gonna wanna see this
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>'Ey, I'm walkin' here!
*unzips jeans*
My god.
>scientist gives normal explanation of something
>"In english, doc!"
>This better be good
*cuts to shot of team leader fucking himself in the ass with a dildo in the toilets with the team viewing him through the 2way mirror.
literally everytime
>Alright, now what's Plan B?
>Run!
>"Sometimes I rip the skin."
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>*illustrates how a worm hole works by pushing a pencil through a folded piece of paper*
>*doesnt know which wire to cut on bomb*
>*closes eyes and cuts one*
>*doesnt blow up*
>Phew.
>It's almost harvesting season!
>That WAS the plan B
Name literally 1 movie
Halo 3
>we have to slow down if we want to make th-
>In English, doc!
>*laughing*
>bazoople!
>*laughing and cheering*
>report to dispatch. send me their best men
>"We have one agent who's up to the job"
>"Let's get him on board!"
>"SHE's already on board."
Event Horizon
Interstellar
Stranger Things
Stargate SG-1
Name 50 movies, 35 series, 20 straight-to-dvd releases, 10 Sundance films, 3 snuff films, and 1 porno where this has actually happened.
Fuck you
...
>"I don't know what to say"
>"Don't say anything"
>that firewall, can you hack it?
>*smirks* I built it
>superior waves away an agent after briefing him
>waits a couple seconds
>says agents surname just to add some random phrase masquerading as sage advice
>''We're not so different, you and I''
google bases its results on your search history bro...
...
>Gets laid
Oh sorry I'm guessing thats not very common here :^)
>and your OTHER jeans...
Every fucking time
>"All I have to do is blah blah blah...and done!"
>guys watch a girl furiously fucking a man through a hidden camera
>"How did he make her orgasm in under a minute?"
>"He made her."
>*character 1 says something retarded*
>oh my god thats it! Character 1, you're a genius!
>can you hack through 10 proxies, 15 firewalls, and 30 VPNs?
>*frantic typing*
>I'm in
>Give me 10 minutes
>You have 5
>It'll take 24 hours
>You've got 6
>explain it to me in gay mans terms docs
...
>The encryption is very secure, it'll take us at least a 12 hours to g-
>Female hacker "I'm in"
>those nine year olds are too tight. There's no way-
>Dan: "I'm in"
samefag and underage b&
Haha
>"If you kill him you'll be just like him!"
Underrated
>YOUR MONEY.....OR YOUR LIFE
PAPPAGALLO
OK! OK! Let's go.
We leave tonight!
The MECHANIC lifts his head out of the engine:
MECHANIC
We got a hole through the
radiator - into the
timing case.
Gonna take at least 24
hours.
PAPPAGALLO
You've got twelve.
The crowd disperses.
>you were the chosen one that legends centuries ago have foretold
>guy is just an average joe that wears jeans and a muscle shirt all movie
>"...m-me?"
a guy in a muscle shirt wouldn't stammer nervously
nice try beta lmao
>give me 5 minutes
>too late
lmao
>female character can pick locks
>"Where did you learn to do that?"
I am hate.
>Give me 5 seconds
>You've got 2 days.
...
goth female lesbian hacker*
*suicide bombs your database*
that's clearly a man in a bag, eyebrows are thicker than mine
>user this isnt your first time
>is it
*in one fluid motion knocks out 2 baddies by knocking their heads together*
>who is marky mark in transformers iteration number 3745
My name is Alice ...
*does some cool slow motion multiple camera shots take down*
>Female character eats ass
>"Where did you learn to do that?"
>"I had six brothers."
XD epic
>man puts on leather jacket
>"ey bada bing bada boom"
>cuts to dogfighting scene
>I'm in
wtf!?!?!?!?
we're just kids
Fucking kek Sup Forums BTFO
My men would like a word about your purse, and your belongings
>WE'VE GOT COMPANY
>posting the low-res version
what are you some kinda pleb?
>nerd shoots tracker dart in monster
>3 hours later he pulls out his GPS reader
>"what? There's no way.... If this were true then he would be standing right..." *gulps*
>turns around
>...."behind me"
>two characters run down hallway filled with bloody corpses
>"WHENS BACKUP GETTING HERE?"
>"that WAS our backup!"
>two guys talking to each other on a battlefield
>one guy gets shot in the head mid sentence
the hell
>What do you think this is, some kinda movie?
kek
Godamnit
Damnit all
She was supposed to be the chosen one
REEEEE
>"Whatever you do DON'T move"
>Someone moves
>Looks at the camera and winks
>says the movie title in the movie
>main character is ready to make a breach and kick in the door
>female character opens unlocked door and gives him a smug look
>she proceeds to get riddled with bullets immediately after
please
>character auditions for a role that is strikingly similar to his actual character in the show
>doesn't get the part
>"What happened? I thought I did great."
>"Well, you did; though it turns out noone wants to watch a television show about a struggling actor in New York"
>*both characters turn toward the camera with an accusatory stare*
>"Don't. Move. A muscle."
>everyone runs away
>horror movie
>searching for someone who's missing
>"let's split up"
>what'll you have?
>a beer
>killer turns out to be a 14 year old boy when he's arrested
>"He's... just a kid..."
>characters in the vicinity of sleeping monsters
>clumsy one trips and knocks over a bunch of rocks
>everyone stands there stunned and wide-eyed for 30 seconds listening to the continuous crashing
>finally stops and they all breath a sigh of relief
>"see that wasn't so ba-"
>someone steps on a twig
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>guise, the droogs are getting busy
you guys need to smoke moar buds
>picks up a can of bud light
>lights it
>tell your friends about this show
>le quirky ukulele starts playing
>big muscular bad guy
>She's just a gi-
>*girl grabs him and puts him in a headlock in which he can't escape*
>we can't escape
>how do you know?
>because I was the architect
>you want a piece of me?
>I don't want a piece, I want the whole thing!
>Girl power shit in general
le 90 pound tittymonster qt whoops butt XD watch out boys we can do it too!
>Haven't you caused enough damage for one day?