Uhh guys...you're gonna wanna see this

>uhh guys...you're gonna wanna see this..

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>'Ey, I'm walkin' here!

*unzips jeans*

My god.

>scientist gives normal explanation of something
>"In english, doc!"

>This better be good

*cuts to shot of team leader fucking himself in the ass with a dildo in the toilets with the team viewing him through the 2way mirror.

literally everytime

>Alright, now what's Plan B?
>Run!

>"Sometimes I rip the skin."

>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way

>*illustrates how a worm hole works by pushing a pencil through a folded piece of paper*

>*doesnt know which wire to cut on bomb*
>*closes eyes and cuts one*
>*doesnt blow up*
>Phew.

>It's almost harvesting season!

>That WAS the plan B

Name literally 1 movie

Halo 3

>we have to slow down if we want to make th-
>In English, doc!
>*laughing*
>bazoople!
>*laughing and cheering*

>report to dispatch. send me their best men

>"We have one agent who's up to the job"
>"Let's get him on board!"
>"SHE's already on board."

Event Horizon
Interstellar
Stranger Things
Stargate SG-1

Name 50 movies, 35 series, 20 straight-to-dvd releases, 10 Sundance films, 3 snuff films, and 1 porno where this has actually happened.

Fuck you

...

>"I don't know what to say"
>"Don't say anything"

>that firewall, can you hack it?
>*smirks* I built it

>superior waves away an agent after briefing him
>waits a couple seconds
>says agents surname just to add some random phrase masquerading as sage advice

>''We're not so different, you and I''

google bases its results on your search history bro...

...

>Gets laid

Oh sorry I'm guessing thats not very common here :^)

>and your OTHER jeans...

Every fucking time

>"All I have to do is blah blah blah...and done!"

>guys watch a girl furiously fucking a man through a hidden camera
>"How did he make her orgasm in under a minute?"
>"He made her."

>*character 1 says something retarded*
>oh my god thats it! Character 1, you're a genius!

>can you hack through 10 proxies, 15 firewalls, and 30 VPNs?
>*frantic typing*
>I'm in

>Give me 10 minutes
>You have 5

>It'll take 24 hours
>You've got 6

>explain it to me in gay mans terms docs

...

youtube.com/watch?v=CGOSkAGIoOw

>The encryption is very secure, it'll take us at least a 12 hours to g-
>Female hacker "I'm in"

>those nine year olds are too tight. There's no way-
>Dan: "I'm in"

samefag and underage b&

Haha

>"If you kill him you'll be just like him!"

Underrated

>YOUR MONEY.....OR YOUR LIFE

PAPPAGALLO
OK! OK! Let's go.
We leave tonight!
The MECHANIC lifts his head out of the engine:

MECHANIC
We got a hole through the
radiator - into the
timing case.
Gonna take at least 24
hours.

PAPPAGALLO
You've got twelve.
The crowd disperses.

>you were the chosen one that legends centuries ago have foretold
>guy is just an average joe that wears jeans and a muscle shirt all movie
>"...m-me?"

a guy in a muscle shirt wouldn't stammer nervously
nice try beta lmao

>give me 5 minutes
>too late

lmao

>female character can pick locks
>"Where did you learn to do that?"
I am hate.

>Give me 5 seconds
>You've got 2 days.

...

goth female lesbian hacker*

*suicide bombs your database*

that's clearly a man in a bag, eyebrows are thicker than mine

>user this isnt your first time
>is it

*in one fluid motion knocks out 2 baddies by knocking their heads together*

>who is marky mark in transformers iteration number 3745

My name is Alice ...

*does some cool slow motion multiple camera shots take down*

>Female character eats ass
>"Where did you learn to do that?"
>"I had six brothers."

XD epic

>man puts on leather jacket
>"ey bada bing bada boom"
>cuts to dogfighting scene

>I'm in

wtf!?!?!?!?
we're just kids

Fucking kek Sup Forums BTFO

My men would like a word about your purse, and your belongings

>WE'VE GOT COMPANY

>posting the low-res version
what are you some kinda pleb?

>nerd shoots tracker dart in monster
>3 hours later he pulls out his GPS reader
>"what? There's no way.... If this were true then he would be standing right..." *gulps*
>turns around
>...."behind me"

>two characters run down hallway filled with bloody corpses
>"WHENS BACKUP GETTING HERE?"
>"that WAS our backup!"

>two guys talking to each other on a battlefield
>one guy gets shot in the head mid sentence

the hell

>What do you think this is, some kinda movie?

kek

Godamnit
Damnit all
She was supposed to be the chosen one
REEEEE

>"Whatever you do DON'T move"
>Someone moves

>Looks at the camera and winks

>says the movie title in the movie

>main character is ready to make a breach and kick in the door
>female character opens unlocked door and gives him a smug look

>she proceeds to get riddled with bullets immediately after
please

>character auditions for a role that is strikingly similar to his actual character in the show
>doesn't get the part
>"What happened? I thought I did great."
>"Well, you did; though it turns out noone wants to watch a television show about a struggling actor in New York"
>*both characters turn toward the camera with an accusatory stare*

>"Don't. Move. A muscle."
>everyone runs away

>horror movie
>searching for someone who's missing
>"let's split up"

>what'll you have?
>a beer

>killer turns out to be a 14 year old boy when he's arrested
>"He's... just a kid..."

>characters in the vicinity of sleeping monsters
>clumsy one trips and knocks over a bunch of rocks
>everyone stands there stunned and wide-eyed for 30 seconds listening to the continuous crashing
>finally stops and they all breath a sigh of relief
>"see that wasn't so ba-"
>someone steps on a twig
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>guise, the droogs are getting busy

you guys need to smoke moar buds

>picks up a can of bud light
>lights it

>tell your friends about this show
>le quirky ukulele starts playing

>big muscular bad guy
>She's just a gi-
>*girl grabs him and puts him in a headlock in which he can't escape*

>we can't escape
>how do you know?
>because I was the architect

>you want a piece of me?
>I don't want a piece, I want the whole thing!

>Girl power shit in general

le 90 pound tittymonster qt whoops butt XD watch out boys we can do it too!

>Haven't you caused enough damage for one day?