TLJ PREMIERE THREAD

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where's george?

Who is BB9E?

it was true all along

>the last jedi
>not a single hint of a lightsaber battle has been shown in marketing so far

Nah l’ll just wait for The Review Screw deconstruction famalam

Driving as fast as he can from the mall.

A new toy.

>No drunken Carrie Fisher kino like the TFA premiere

>Walkers but now are like gorillas
I hate this fucking Hack director

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kek

does rian have autism?

No just a yes man

Can't wait for Rey to get BLACKED

that was fun

>taking your toys out of the box

>this numale director
Hopefully Lucas shows up and saves this stream. Also this :(

No but he looks like a boy thus he is emasculated by Kathleen Kennedy and forced to do whatever she says

His voice reminds me of Will Forte

I wonder if Boyega made it there or if he's stranded in Atlanta.

>this numale interviewer

kys

We'll have cocked up Daisy soon

*Hopefully Ian McDiarmid shows up and saves this stream.

I LUB STAH WAHS
GIB PORG

>Mark Hamill
>Ewan Mcgregor
>Ian McDiarmid
>Hayden Christensen for the sand memes

Literally the only people who can save this shit

>cocked
I don't know if that's a typo but it still sounds good.

They were looking for the most homo interviewer?

Holy shit this mini Dr. Phil mofo

Sheev and Warwick Davis saved Celebration Orlando back in April.

>implying depressed/autistic lucas showing visible disdain for disney wouldn't be kino.

Why? You were interested?

THEY MENTIONED SHOES! Post the comfy shoes!

>shoe designer

>They are just some shoes with a TIE panel sticked on it

stop bumping this thread and stop supporting nu-wars

>the world it's red inside
>and with snow in the surface
it's fucking hoth with red minerals in some part of the background

Okay.

>Star wars premiere
>Let's talk about this shoe!
Brilliant Disney, brilliant!

Calm down sweetie.

Height: 6 10

The guy playing chewbacca is big.

Wow the producer I'm so hyped!

>He is a big guy

How fucking retarded is it that they had a map to Luke Skywalker? I thought he didn't want to be found, and if he did why the fuck did he make a map with a big "X marks the spot" to where he is? Why make a map at all? It's space, it's not like you need to follow the road for 2km and take the next right to find Luke Skywalker

just your typical soy boy who obeys his feminist overlords

fucking gay
get this gay shit out of here kid

Will he be in the red carpet?

>bumps thread

bump

>there's nobody more original than Rian!
OH IT SHOWS

How many delicious soy lattes do you think are being consumed at this event?

Only a matter of days until Sup Forums gets btfo again

6'0 vs 5'11

>IZ JUST LIEK DEH OTHVER DARH WAHR MOBIES

look at military progress of planes over the decades brainlet

Daisy fap material incoming

twitter.com/THR has clips for those not wanting to watch the stream but not want to miss out.

You made me laugh on a sad day, thanks user

seeing if he improved on the soundtrack is the only thing I'm looking forward to about this movie.

can't believe that was 2 years ago
hopefully oscar isaac will be drunk again but it won't be the same without him flirting with fisher

based brojack poster. Keep going man, kick this fags off the board.

Theres no question, tlj is going to be garbage

I sound like you would love one. One creamy soy latte.

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>iT soOper ArESem n wOok wike gowiwwa

Guys, I think we should try and meme Bren Bren into Star Wars. How about it?

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He loves mall food. I do too actually.

>tfw can't get a pizza slice at the mall and sit at a comfy table people watching right now.

I rather enjoy this meme

The ports are the downsized nu-malefied versions of ewoks designed to sell toys. you cannot deny it.

>I sound like you would love one.
>I
What did you mean by this?

He should walk away from star wars while he still has some dignity left.

Nah, he actually seems like he wanted to make a good movie to me. He's very pure and is excited for the audience to see it, and for his sake I hope its good. He's the sort of person I want to give a hug, you know?

Star Wars 2017

>DUDE AT-ATS AND AT-STS IN THE SECOND PART ON AN ICE PLANET, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY ICE LMAO REMEMBER HOTH?

JUST

You have my attention...

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This guy got four 4's and none of you even bothered to acknowledge him. Come on!

Literally Tumblr star wars.

It's literally just original movie vehicles and armor with slits added to the fronts
>100% MAD

Porgs make me angry

Praetorian guard.

He doesnt like faggots touching him

#THE
#FORCE
#IS
#FEMALE

WH*TE MALES ON SUICIDE WATCH

COULDN'T THEY HIRE A HOTTER ASIAN CHICK LIKE ELLEN WONG OR THAT BITCH FROM SUICIDE SQUAD?!? WHY DO THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES CAST UGLY PEOPLE?!?FACT!!!

On Snoke:
>"This fear is from this great feminine force that's coming."
>"Of course leaders, who have something to hide are gonna get brought down."

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WONDER

WHO SNOKE

IS AN ANALOGY FOR

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GOTTA WRACK MY BRAIN FOR THIS ONE

Kill yourselves

>ice planet
>reads salt planet
i sure know one thing saltier than Crait

>SNOKE IS AFRAID OF THE FEMININE FORCE THAT'S COMING FOR HIM

>JUST

A Numale hack it's still a hack

*Barf*

Horrific.

Look at all the nerds.

SNOKE IS DRUMPF

PAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh shit nerds at a Star Wars event?

lurk m0ar edgy newfag

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Evil droid.

SLAAAYYYYYYYY

so sick of this commie shit infecting absolutely everything

>Man or woman?

You know with make up and her hair down she doesn't look that bad.

>lack of brown people in capeshit makes you a terrorist
wtf