There was an April Fools kek going around that said Zac Efron was cast as Eddie Brock in the Venom movie

There was an April Fools kek going around that said Zac Efron was cast as Eddie Brock in the Venom movie.

Would he make a good Brock?

I'd let him brock my eddie

nope. he would be perfect for Invincible tho.

I kinda wanna see him fight Drake Bell.

Mark never struck me as a manlet.

Why do you want to see Drake Bell die?

Actually scratch that I'd pay to see that

Mark is a under 6' manlet according to his wiki.

Born to play Nightwing
If Baywatch is a hit, the role's his desu

another jew tier manlet?

That's actually really odd, he always struck me as kinda tall and skinny.

He could've been as Invincible 10 years ago. He's in his 30s.

I bet Goldjew and Rojew will find another jew to fill out the role as Invincicuck or they'll make him black transgender homosexual with a manly cut jew sidekick that impregnates Atom Eve on the side and tells Invincible it's his. Just like jews are trying to promote.

Efron to play Dick

He has such a nice ass.

Pics or gtfo

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No. He's not scary enough. Eddie needs to be intimidating outside the symbiote. The kinda guy where you see him and go "wow he might actually kill me with his bare hands." Efron could get as /fit/ as possible and still be too friendly looking of a guy for the part

Source: Brock is my husbando

Muh dick

>Nightmanlet
>Manletwing

Nightwing is canon 5'9 or so iirc
Got dat acrobat body type, it makes sense for him to be on the shorter side.

Dick has always been a manlet, it's canon.

Jason and future Damian are the only Robins that aren't fucking manlets. Tim is like canonically 5"6"

Another thing I like about Eddie that they've lost over time was that Venom's imposing stature was his own, and not an augmentation of the symbiotes.