34 years old today

>34 years old today
>still never even kissed a girl

I bet the Jews did this

Get laid user

It's even more shameful to be 34 and posting on Sup Forums

I'm 20 and never kissed a girl. I have had sex though

just fuck a hooker if its such a big deal for u

It's overrated anyway.

Yea you gotta pay extra if uou want them to let you kiss them.

You were balls deep in your mum's pussy for 9 months. Stop complaining.

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>tfw 26 and went back to university and am now spending winter break shitposting on 4changs

I'm 31 and still a kissless virgin, with no prospects of it changing in the next years; which means that I'm really a 35 kv in the making. It's no biggie, as long as you have the discreetness of only ever confessing it on anonymous Laotian basket weaving forums.

same at 22

why would anyone want to kiss a hooker?

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I’m on my wait to visit a girl in another country (we’re both European) so I can fuck her. I can’t get girls back home but thee Slavs girls seem to really like me. Wonder why she asked me to make sure I have at least a few thousand euros in cash though

as long as people can't tell you're a virgin by your looks and your personality, you're fine

fucked my first girl at 12, fucked a stripper when i was 15. had a different gf ever since.

you guys make me feel bad

pathetic desu

>tfw 25
>Making 60k a year but feel empty anyway

How do I meet qt slavs?

very coincidental as I'm headed to Russia to do the same thing... the girl also wanted to verify the amount in my bank account... curious

>Sup Forums - Television and Film
you were looking for /r9k/

What kind of work? Anyone special in your life?

Why wouldn't you? They have nice breath because they actually wash up unlike basic bitches, and kissing during sex is the best.

Not that you would know.

OP forgot le
>movies for this feel?
meme

HOW IS THIS RELATED TO TELEVISION AND FILM ??

THANKS

What are some tv shows/movies what depict the misery of accidentally posting on Sup Forums instead of /r9k/?

what television show or film is this referring to?

who cares? this is a shitposting board?

>literally hall monitors
quick you guys, you better go tell the principal we're being naughty

you’re here forever kiddo you’ll be a wizard like the rest of us soon enough

no capekino!

Logistic work for a factory and no one special in my life. I just work just all week and shit post and drink beer

>tfw incapable of forming social bonds

yeah Sup Forums is all about le shitposting and memes for upboats on reddit and twitter!
kill yourself normalfag or learn how boards work

what a life.

That is sad. I am actually jealous of virgins, but never kissing a girl is a severely missing out. I still remember my very first kiss in first grade. A 3rd grader always bullied and teased me and laid some lips on me in afterschool care. Kissing will always feel intimate while sex can just be sex. Maybe that's why hookers don't kiss?

>tfw 26/f/khv
I have literally no social skills lads, and it's more pathetic when you're a girl because if I wasn't retarded I probably could get laid without much effort

>I have no prospects
>This will not change in 4 years

wtf

Hookers may not but escorts do

l-london?

37 here and quite good at hooking up.

>dude im too cool for Sup Forums

Your organs will soon be on the black market

>Wonder why she asked me to make sure I have at least a few thousand euros in cash though
Wew

>having problems getting women

I'm 34 and fairly good with chicks too. I was kissless virg til 24 though so it took a fee years to get there. Uhh

just hurry up and report the thread you fucking snitch

I just don't understand how it is possible to be a Permavirgin.

>be me
>overweight
>ugly
>dead end job
>not very social

Still have fucked over a dozen women and I didn't even pay for all of them.

Most likely ugly. Even the biggest sperg girls get chased after

thanks for making me feel even worse now

Same. I'm actually tempted by some of these backpage escorts. They're some good looking legit ads.

Definitely something to consider.

You shouldn't care about things that are never gonna happen. Just move on.

Some people have standards.

Usually the virgin guys in here are ugly fucks who will only date supermodels

If they would deign to fuck a fattie or even like a slightly below average chick they'd be fine

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Yeah probably, but according to Sup Forums you can resemble a literal troll and someone will still want to fuck you as long as you have a vagina

A few more years and you're a living Tragically Hip song.

>tfw rich but not super rich
Truly hell

Case in point:

You get em redditbro!

the last time I went outside to enjoy myself was somewhere in the summer of 2016

ikr? why cant we just ave a few threads where we can get stuff off our chest. Sup Forums is like a small tight community.

This really. When I was younger I had no standards and that's how I got laid.

Now I have standards so I can only fuck whores. I have no energy, desire or even gameplan to score a hot girl the way normies do.

I don't even like Sup Forums, but this is fucking embarrassing.

I don't even want a girlfriend or to have sex, I think my life would bore them to tears, it's much easier to jerk off. I can just lie about having sex too like everyone itt. I probably have depression because I hate hanging out with people and get so bored and love being alone, maybe i'm just anti social

>If they would deign to fuck a fattie or even like a slightly below average chick they'd be fine
>fat girls can't treat you like shit
Now they're in a shitty relationship to someone they're not even attracted to. That'll surely cure their misogyny.

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Who said anything about a relationship?

You got there, so your're ahead of 90% of Sup Forums already.

I'm 19 thinking about joining the muhreens. Will I get bullied because I'm a khv? Will it be obvious?

I`m not so sure about that. I went to high school with the most insufferable autistic girl possibly in the world. I`ve never met anyone, male or female who was more intolerable than her. I`d be genuinely surprised if anyone has ever tried pursuing her unless she basically changed everything about her personality.

happy birthday

>date

If you suggest fucking one night stand ugly chicks or hookers then you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what khvs actually want

How do you initiate sex without becoming a rapist?

Just ask your mother.

>lol pol is just a bunch of neckbeards, right?

fuck off

If you're white but not Chad, you don't.

thanks man

So khvs won't just date around? They're saving themselves for the perfect woman who will somehow fall into their laps? Bad strategy desu

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>32
>khv

It gets easier every year

Honestly this, i don’t understand how it works

How to i get from
>we are talking and she laughs occasionally its fine
To
>fucking

what is the magic?

>yfw 36 and can get pussy at the drop of a hat and still would rather be on 4gook

Have you honestly never heard of a one night stand? Go to a bar, wait until closing time, choose a leftover and have a nice night