How much you wanna bet Disney will cast whitest looking Asian chick they can find to play her?

How much you wanna bet Disney will cast whitest looking Asian chick they can find to play her?

Lucy Liu still looks young, and she has the starpower.

They'll probably get that Chinese actress they threw into Kong Skull Island to pander to the Chinese market.

No she looks old. A sexy old lady, but not young looking.

0. After the GITS fiasco, Disney is going to make sure Mulan is asian cast. GITS pretty niche and it still caused quite a ruckus. Mulan was a film many watch as a child and for the longest time was the most iconic fictional asian female.

They could get the most slanty-eyed, dog-eating, fresh from the rice paddy Asian to be Mulan and the SJWs will still claim she's not Asian enough.

How is that a problem

Do you think all chinese people are pure yellow or something?

Would you like them to just pick the chinkiest chink just to appease people, even if she can't act?

Who cares? No songs in the movie, no fucking way.

Dichen Lachman would make a perfect Mulan

>how much do you bet Disney will do the thing that makes them the most money without a lot of backlash

these topics are worthless.

I prefer Gong Li.

This is pretty much the only way to appeal to Social Justice Warriors. She needs to not speak a word of English. Maybe even be some genderfluid neuroatypical landwhale too for extra virtue signal points.

Well duh they're going to cast the whitest looking Asian Chick. How else would they appeal to Asian markets?

I can dig it.

shame about them boobs

Her original VA could'be been great a few years ago.

we're talking asians, expecting anything in the boob department was folly

>inb4 they use the whole "pretending to be a male" thing as a transgender angle

Don't say I didn't warn you, they did it to Beauty and the Beast

Really? It's the one movie where I would've wanted Disney to leave them on.

dem gongs

Chinese people are actually pretty diverse. My mom has big eyes for a Chinese person and I have even bigger ones. Mulan probably has the biggest eyes in the movie

easy to pretend to be guy with tits like that


While we're on the subject. In the LOTR books, Eowyn, the chick who stabs and kills the Witch King, pulled a Mulan, pretending to be a male as she fought alongside the soldiers up until that confrontation. They ditched that whole angle in the movie, because it "wouldn't work in live action." Anyone got any strong opinions on whether the concept of Mulan is doomed in live action or not? At the very least the actress will need to have a way better fake voice than she had in the animated version. Or maybe pretend to be mute?

They're going to be bandaged and under standard issue armor most of the movie

I really fucking hope they don't go full 'grrrrl powah', because that would be missing the whole fucking point.

Mulan wasn't really stronger than any of the other soldiers she was just more creative.

Very likely. She was in that Great Wall movie as well.

Reminder that the rick and morty jokes about mulan mcdonald's sauce was a paid advertisement to promote both the new movie and mcdonalds when they inevitably bring back the sauce

everyone will probably have forgotten about the Rick and Morty shit by the time the movie drops

The professional army was massacred while she's only better/smarter/more lucky than the scrubs

>This film failed because of white washing
>This film failed because of racists

I'm sick of the excuses for bad movies

I want the bitch to look like she was born in the rice paddies. I want her to look so fucking Chinese that bamboo grows in her fucking hair. I want her to be so Chinese that ducks cook themselves when she's around. I want her to look so Chinese that she pisses god damned sweet n sour sauce.

To be fair, they were Mongols.

Nobody wins against the Mongols unless they get stupid fucking lucky like Japan.

Are you talking about that supposed "gay" character who really was no different from his animated counterpart and was only "gay" if you interpreted him that way?

Tell me more about her user

I love how she was so out of place and didn't do anything in that movie. It's probably an Iron Man 3 case and in the Chinese version she has a whole storyline.

>Would you like them to just pick the chinkiest chink just to appease people, even if she can't act?

Yes. For my own amusement. Disney is going to cast the hottest Asian they can find and the half of the film where shes disguised as a man will look ridiculous

Jamie Chung will be Mulan. Screencap this.

>"White" enough to not alienate whites
>Chinky enough to please China and the SJWs
>Is actually a known actress

Do you think Li Shang only got his job because of nepotism and would have gotten everyone killed like his dad?

She cute

Crazy people already act like Shang was Bi

She already played Mulan on Once Upon a Time

Hire a white actress and people will call it whitewashing.
Hire an Asian and if any character other than CGI Mushu isn't Asian, people will complain she only got the job for being Asian and how it's whitewashing poor China.

I'm hoping they go mad and hire a black actress for Mulan. They can't complain of whitewashing, even if every other character is white as mayonnaise, including her parents.

Those were the worst episodes, she's a good actress but god, they made Mulan such a cunt.

Lesbian mulan

What like a Asgard version of Mulan?

I would say Disney could partner with an actual Chinese studio like the people who made Great Wall, but SJW's were delusional enough to accuse a movie directed by a Chinese man of whitewashing just because he put Matt Damon in it to 1. draw attention and 2. to have a point of view character for Western audiences. He wasn't even a white savior, he was kind of a fuck up.

I can't wait until some SJW accuses them of racism for not including black people, because WE WERE EMPURERS AND SHIEEET

They did the same shit with Frozen too.

Was Pablo good in the movie atleast?

That's how I feel about the GITS casting. Why does it matter that the robotic shell of the Major is a white woman? It's a robot and in later films she's shown changing between different looking bodies like clothes.

A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOR

>Black people are the Mongols
>People upset that they're the "bad guys"
>Forget Mongolia had the second largest empire in history and was incredibly wealthy and progressive for its time

They will get an Asian actress.

The movie will do shit in America (thus justifying the whitewashing of Hollywood) but gang busters in China (thus justifying why the future of Hollywood is fucked)

I want her so Chinese that gongs sound with every one of her footsteps. I want her to be so Chinese that she uses paper lanterns to find her way around the house at night. I want her so Chinese that she bleeds green tea. I want her so motherfucking Chinese that she keeps a paper fan near in case she gets too hot from being SO FUCKING CHINESE.

What about that girl from AoS?

Shit I mean pedro

What do we want?

A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOR!

whut

she is a white looking asian

who cares, it's not like they speak Chinese

You mean literally her voice actress

She's a little old, but she could be Tarkin'd to look the part.

>Why does it matter that the robotic shell of the Major is a white woman?
Because " Geeks of Color" and other clickbait sites need to complain about something.

They also completely decimated the Middle East.

Don't fucking behead Mongolian ambassadors.

No I mean the girl who plays Quake

>nobody wins against the Mongols unless they get stupid fucking lucky like Japan.

>im-fucking-plying

>They also completely decimated the Middle East

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It's also not an issue because it doesn't take place in Japan.

How much do you wanna bet there's going to be a token gay character in every live disney remake from now on?

Approximately equal to China doing pretty much the same thing.


>Uh, what about a girl who fights for social justice and equality and stuff?

Archer cavalry ain't shit in jungle warfare.

Or unless you have a gunpowder army like the Manchus under Qianlong.

>pander to the Chinese market.

I don't remember movies pandering to China so much, even just a couple years ago. What happened.

It's Mushu.

This was back when the region was a haven of culture and science. I mean really despite the constant invasions or religious infighting it wasn't a shit hole until the Cold War

1 billion people is a tempting market, and the government is loosing restrictions there recently.

>What happened.
They turned into the second biggest movie market in the world, and their culture ministry or whatever only allows so many films in and will deny films on a strict rule set

china has an ever-growing middle class. We'll probably get more indian and african pandering in a few decades.

I hope so, she's beautiful

>their culture ministry or whatever only allows so many films in

Did not know that.

>boy I sure am thirsty

>Casting a no name Hapa
Yeah that'll go over great.

China has a growing middle class that wants to go watch movies. Homegrown Chinese movies are low budget, badly written, badly acted and are rarely about anything other than the evil Japanese in WWII. Plus China has a lot of laws about what can and cannot go in movies because communism. (Time travel is an example and is banned in all fiction).

Hollywood already has a standing of large budget and no restrictions about writing beyond what makes money. What makes money is what people want to see, and the untapped market of China's middle class want Chinese actors in Hollywood style films.

Their own film industry is still booming. I mean Donnie Yen is a big enough star that he turned Disney down at first because the money wasn't worth having to live in England for 6 months and then changed his mind with a list of stipulations that had to be followed.

He knew they wanted him in the movie more than he wanted to be in it

No back to the future remake

$$$

But it's everyone not just movies. Even the fucking NHL is trying to get in there.

They also have laws that can't be no ghost, hence why the Ghostbusters remake was banned there and the film tanked.

my man

VIETNAM STRONK

>Back to the Future remakes
>But decidedly low budget/quality enough that they don't have to worry about overseas markets
>You'll get an ironic remake starring this generation's Jonah Hill as Marty with extra raunch

>film tanked.
It made back it's budget, but there's no way they made back all the money they threw at marketing

either that, or that'll cast the most stereotypical looking asian-american woman to play mulan. They completely ignore eastern beauty standards and just focus on white male fetish fuel

>All the porn parodies will ignore the tomboy/reverse trap angle and make her some generic bimbo

Even as an Asian, Asa Akira's facial structure/eyes really scare me
3asian5me

>that jaw
>those cheekbones

I just want her to look manly. Same sentiment I have towards theoretical girls who may be interested in me.

Yeah her body is stupid, but man that face...

It's a shame Alina Li quit the industry

What does that even mean? No seriously what the hell is that even supposed to mean, whitest asian? Where the fuck do you think you are? Please leave you unbelievable faggot.

...

I've never found Asa Akira particularly attractive, but that's just me.

Is that a pound of makeup or something?

Too stacked

I think she's one of the worst overactors. And that's from someone who loves how much Lily Thai used to talk

I got the perfect one.

>tfw office attire cleavage fetish

Chloe Bennett?