Guys, guys! I think I've stumbled onto something huge!

Guys, guys! I think I've stumbled onto something huge!

That reporter for the Daily Planet, Clark Kent! I think he's Batman!

Why are you believing Gotham Rag Propaganda user?

HOLY LOLI WHAT A SCOOP

Impossible, how could a dorky farmboy from Kansas be a superhero.

Nah, Batman's yellow.

That makes no sense. How would a billionaire find time to be a vigilante? If he wanted to fight crime, he would hire a private army. Batman is probably some homeless war vet.

>Clark Kent
>billionaire
>on a Daily Planet wage

user, please.
Everyone knows Batman's a vampire, so clearly it can't be Clark Kent

That's Green Lantern.

Who says aliens can't be vampires?

>implying the media aren't a bunch of goddam bloodsuckers

looks more like that shazam fella to me

I didn't know being a reporter makes you a billionaire

It's times like this that remind me why I browse here.

Pretty sure Batman's black

Don't be an idiot. Batman doesn't wear glasses!

How would he even fight without them breaking? He would go through his wage in a week replacing them. Hell, how would he afford the sweet ROCKET POWERED car?

NAW OP, you got it wrong

He's clearly green lantern

nono, I pretty sure that boy Parker who works for the Bugle is Batman

he looks more the Flash

>Batman
>On a reporters salary

Isn't green lantern black

hmmm you might be on to something there old bean!

You're thinking of black lantern

I didn't say aliens can't be vampires, I said Clark Kent, the plucky American reporter from the Daily Planet, isn't a vampire.

>billionaire
are you suggesting that batman is none other than lex luthor?

How would he commute from Gotham and Metropolis and back? Aren't they in different states?

Everyone's black these days.

He can FLY. He's BATman.

another possible theory that he is the flash

Is that kid Constantine? Wat.

>ITT: Clark Kent is everyone

Morons, all of you

Justice league action cartoon where the superheroes got turned into kids.

it's a fun one to watch

then what is YOUR theory user

Lex Luthor?
Is that the guy who keeps picking fights with Superman?
Isn't he, like, a supercriminal?

He's just a reporter and you're all being retarded

Flash is too skinny, tho.

This is more likely:

That's his cover story.

We all know Clark Kent it's a coward that runs away every time there is danger, but he is not that fast.

I'm sure batman must be someone military trained, like an ex spy or something, there are some slight traces of a British accent too, wasn't Bruce Wayne butler ex green beret? I bet he is batman and Bruce Wayne is funding his crimefighting life.

Then how is he friends with a billionaire like Bruce Wayne? He must have saved his ass as some sort of hero to get into his inner circle.

Shit, you might be right.
Has anyone ever seen Lex Luthor and Batman in the same room?

He's just that good of a reporter

I bet Clark is just one of those lesser known superheroes.
Like, uh....
That one guy in a blue suit...
The blue cockroach?

It's always Batman or Superman.
Why does no one ask who that Wonder Woman chick is? Seriously, Superman is an alien and the Bats usually stays in Gotham. But her? I can't find a fucking thing about her, anywhere, I hear she talks to the UN, does that mean she's from Earth?

Well, he does take a lot of good pictures of Superman.
Makes you wonder how he's good enough to snap pics of the Man of Steel.

The guy who hangs out with green lantern right?

he probably uses body doubles to help keep his secret.

user, Wonder Woman is an ambassador from a lesbian island. Fags like you piss me off. Kent's a journalist, those pimping pictures are credited to Jimmy Olson

I heard Batman is really the millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne.

I bet Jimmy's secretly Superman

That's stupid.

A billionaire has much better things to do than go around beating up criminals.

>Wonder Woman is an ambassador from a lesbian island.
How do you know that? And if it's true how do I get there?

enough of your tomfoolery boco, we're being serious here.

Nah, Jimmy's too ginger to be superman

I always thought he was called THE TICK

GTFO here man, that make no damn sense

these images are great, user. Really helping me visualize.

I'm 100% sure Bruce is somehow related to Batman, he probably gives him all the gadgets and stuff

But I doubt he is him

She claims she's an Amazon to represent them and rumor is she never met a man until she left the island. So that means somewhere out there, there's an island filled with qts who never got a nice helping of dick

Wait, you're saying his name isn't Spider-man?
I could've sworn it was, I even have dreams about it.

Nah Batman is too hardcore to be Wayne. Pretty sure he's ex military of some kind.

Nah man, I specifically remember that dude's name being blue and an insect.
I think the insect part started with B...
The Blue Butterfly?

Aw man, and thought I thought i finally had some dirt on ol' Luthor too..

Nah, I think Bane and Bruce Wayne are the same person though.

>big guys
>Bruce Wayne
>Bruce WAyNE
>BANE

But what if there are multiple Clark Kents?

WAIT A MINUTE.... that explains why Kent is always on his wc breaks and never wants to hang out after work... but how in the world a nerd like Clark would be athletic

Lets hope not. Just the one is bad enough.

Every time something bad happens, that little wuss runs away and hides. Pansy.

nah people are thinking small

it's Flame Dude!

Wait, user, your one of Kent's coworkers?
PERFECT!
Snoop around his desk, maybe he has evidence that he's the Blue Butterfly in there.

Is the rest of the show good or is this the exception

it's an enjoyable watch, I really like the zatanna episode and there is only 20 something odd episodes

Clark Kent will make Metropolis great again, unless you are a filthy alien. He's going to build a space wall.

Kid Fate is cute

Are you Bruce Wayne because I've heard multiple times he goes on random forums and image boards and claims to be batman

Isn't it weird that Clark always has a perfectly accurate report of the events he runs away from?
I bet he's psychic.

no, he's definitely wonder woman. see, it's the opposite of what you would expect! that's why no one's figured it out

That Zatanna is daughterfu material for sure, tho

maybe we are overthinking this and maybe he trains superheroes

WILD CAT

Literally who?

No surprise there. The guy's a spoiled brat and about as deep as a bowl of soup; he's probably spreading rumors to make himself look cooler.

I heard one time, one of his parties was attacked by The Penguin, and he crawled under the table like a wuss.
What a loser.

I've cracked it. Clark Kent is a living drawing by Bruce Timm, that's why he looks like every superhero at the same time.

The Tick?

Shazam is an old guy with a beard.

>wasn't Bruce Wayne butler ex green beret
SAS. Green Berets are American.

She's gone on record saying that they kill men who get to Paradise Island

Isn't Bane a beaner?

You're thinking of Gandolf

I wonder what happened to coworker user

Bane has always been white you dumbass, he is from South America not from fucking Mexico, but to be fair DC has done a terrible job making this clear hiring chicanos to do the voice or letting idiots write him.


Bane 66 is from mexican tho.

G-Guys.....

But Kent don't even shiv.
Batman my kinda nasty.

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Facebook is weird like that

What about Superman?

Clark Kent's head isn't on fire though. How can he be flame dude if his head's not on fire. Even assuming flame dude could put his head out, there'd be a big hole there where the fire was, and no wig is going to cover that.

>Superman is a reporter
Top kek.

Mild-mannered farm boy and reporter Clark Kent? Superman?! Alright buddy I know some of these theories have been a little out there but you need to reign it in there.

Superman is superman, dumbass. He isn't even wearing a mask. How could he be anybody else? You'd know right away.

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Wait...I think I've figured it out!

I know who Clark Kent really is!