/Brit/tv Thread - Snowed in edition

/Brit/tv Thread - Snowed in edition

>What’re you watching lads?

Evolution is on Channel 4

Why are brits so ugly and retarded?

Cheesy Hallmark channel xmas movies with the missus.

Watching Al Jazeera and listening to Muslims freak out over Jerusalem. Probably play some Medieval 2 Total War later and take the city for myself.

>living in a place where it snows

retard

Fuck off you fucking yank nigger, racism and hate are not welcome in this thread.

Why do the bongs feel the need to make their own special snowflake thread on every single board?

>inbreeding
>awful diet
>lack of exercise
>poor dentistry
>no sunlight
>inability to handle liquor

I was paying £15 a month for sky interweb then it changed to £28.99 whats this shit get me a better internet

>Tfw snow not sticking

To compensate for our lack of empire

Taskmaster champions special this week. Who else is ready?

But I'm fit as fuck lad

Empire nostalgia famalam

Brits are brexit brainlets.

>post yfw in 4 days Clapistan will repeal net neutrality and we will never have to deal with Americlaps again

You were paying £15 for 12 months probably

We got 7 inches over here

And it’s comfy as fuck, we have our own separate reference points and culture to murica. Even if we are slowly turning into little USA.

Florida here. What is snow like?

Watching Frozen again, Elsa is so sexy

Sky are right cheeky cunts m8, they put my subscription up from 60 to 110 without telling me.

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Evolution is Comfy as fuck and it’s a travesty it never got a sequel

It will be our turn to rule the internet.

>here user, this will make you warmer

No they never.

>not anna

There's nothing on desu lads

Also why do channel 4 have literal retards doing continuity lately

Would you lads?

Pure did like, I swear down.

Another exquisitely prepared meal by Chef Kay.

i'm watching outlander. who else /teamjamie/ here? got to punish those naughty anglos!

There’s an advert for McCain’s roasties with a mixed race bird feeding her baby with a nice big pair of tits. I’ve had a couple wanks to it now. Can’t wait for Holly to get back on my TV tomorrow though

Stop projecting

>after today it will be another year before you see bant and kek in their full glory

What on Earth are you on about?

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>bt internet was 20mbps when I first paid for it
>hasnt gone above 4mbps in the past 3 months

You need to bell them mate. Threaten to leave if they don’t do anything

Those faggot kikes killed Luke lads

Yes. If this officers hadn't taken part in such tonfooleries they would have stopped all those violent crimes.

Also the daily mail is a pathetic news source

You lads seen that American version of Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective agency? It's proper class and much better than the Stephen Mangan one. I'm just waiting for the last episode to download and I'm gonna watch it with a bacon butty.

>Tfw remember the cartoon

yeah Im going to this afternoon

Fuck its comfy today with the snow perfect reddit weather to be quite honest with you pham

Are they showing harry potter or home alone yet? Is there a DR who christmas ep this year

What should i watch today

swear down blud

>He doesn't have an openvix dodgybox

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>Probably play Medieval 2 Total War
>not playing Rise of Nations

/ourguy/?

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They said there would be no snow. Why is there snow? Why did they lie? They said just rain!

Snowageddon here lads and I'm just outside >London

I went for a walk earlier listening to the Muppets Christmas Carol soundtrack

Colonial mindset

Swear down is a north east term

Von Ryan's Express (recorded it months ago and need to clean up space on my DVR for crimbo).
What the fuck is Frank Sinatra (the American) doing?
First he's stripped all the British men naked.
Then he lets the Italian guy live and all the British wounded get killed.
Trevor Howard better whup his ass by the end or there's going to be some anti-American insults flying around here

Did anyone see Paddington 2? was it good?

>Autism

Not really been many Christmas films yet user. But there are more movies than usual on. Junior with arnie and Danny devito was on earlier, pure 90s forgettable comedy kino

>severe weather warnings last 24 hours
>not a drop in sight
so what happened for us North West lot?

It's a black london thing.

it's summer there retard

Is Trading Places a Christmas film?

>When it snows and the roadman is actually hot for once

I'm A Celeb final

Saturday Night Takeaway will be back in February, then Britain's Got Talent with Stephen Memehern after that.

*kisses teeth*

bare wastemen in here

>Saturday night takeaway

Based

then why does every roadman in existance say it here in the west midlands

Been snowing here literally all day

Oh so it’s a big man ting in here?

Kmt, hold up while man gets his uckas

These threads act as a great reminder of the class system.

>People unironically watch Britain's Got Talent and Saturday Night Takeaway

you don't even knoooow me

man's crepes is piff

t. Antiques road trip during the day. Dads army in the evening.

Fuck off you cunnnnnnnnnnt

>tfw can't play the original on newer computers

Fuckin Viking Invasion, man, those were the days.

It is true, all these fucking ITV subhuman runts

Better than BBC or Channel 4.

How come you brits are letting the EU pull your pants down?

Where is your dignity?

Wait you boys have all got snow? I feel a tad left out desu

Covered in it lad.

londoners need to be gassed

It's mental la

Watching series 4 episode 17 of Simpsons

It's heavy snow in Liverpool but it won't stick. Fuckin mong!

Of course.
>tfw I will never spend Christmas with a prime Jamie Lee Curtis cleaning my shotgun and planning a financial revenge scheme

Why is everyone in the UK more friendly when it snows?

Also pic related out my house

h-how did he persuade them?

Asking for a friend

Literally every nation on earth can outdrink americans

It's on/off here, won't fucking settle like.

shouldn't you be out pinching wheelie bins mate?

are you guys ok over there?

Heavens no. The country has gone into meltdown. Shops don't have no more bread in stock cause out bread lorries can't get on roads safely

The man on the streets is more friendly because only whites can take the cold. The man on the internet is more friendly because maybe we get the day off work tomorrow, and we can pretend it's a proper crimbo.

>tfw no getting out of work because walking distance

fuck sakes lad, its only a light dusting!

>tfw no getting out of work tomorrow because was told to take my work laptop home

It's shit, yeah. I'm hoping that there'll just be nobody in so I can fuck around all day.

snooker obvs
nothing else on
Ronnie ftw

Dat's racist! Me ma'll batter yah!

>no real snow
>walk to the bus just becomes a complete deathtrap
y-yeah covered in it lads haha

it's been heavily snowing constantly since about 4am here lads. living the snowy life

>tfw i just got a text saying i don't need to go in tomorrow due to the snow