Why is she an Avenger?

Why is she an Avenger?

Vagina

khazar milkers
>inb4 she has no other redeeming qualities

So Whedon can watch her jump around in skintight clothes and the rest of us can enjoy it too.

diversity quota

but I'd rather have Cobie Smulders featured more desu

Eye candy besides Cap

Make hawkeye not the worst.

>Eye candy
she hasnt been hot since cap2

She's a slut

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bobs and vegana

Shes hot

I liked her hair in Iron Man 2.

Because she doesn't know what a party is

¿?

Why is anyone an avenger ?
Black window : lady with gun
Hawkeyes: guy with arrow
Captain America : guy with shield
Iron man: guy with super suit
Pretty much anyone can kill most of the team if they own a gun...seemingly none of them have a secret ID besides hawkguy
Probably can't get Thor or Hulk I suppose .
>Zemo didn't even try
Hahahahahaha fag

>AKCHULLY

Captain America is super human don't roll that out.

Someone post that webm of the hulk power drilling her.

>Winners don't use drugs
No, he was a weakling made into a peak physical condition guy. Basically Batman but instead of working out he knew a German crackpot.

coby is bland
scarlett can't act

Tony Stark is he inventor engineer of all their tech but he isn’t super

Hawkeye at least has like unbelievable accuracy

Scarlet jo? Idk she can do that interrogation thing?

because she avenges

>shes a slut
Go to bed hawkeye....you're drunk again

Super soldier serum. It's like ultra steroids.

she could avenge my dick anytime haha jk

doesnt anyone wonder why bruce wayne is incredibly jacked and ripped for a billionaire ? and what happens when he has a bad time gets injured and has to attend meetings or make public appearances

So he's Bane. Gotcha.

Good question, but like most children's stories, it doesn't hold up to intense scrutiny.

Bruce Wayne is a billionaire. He probably has a whole gym in his house, and the spare time to match.
And the bruises are probably from getting rejected by a girl.

Basically. Even Bane can get shot to death though.

because shes a shit spy

Watch the first Avengers movie?

Russian hackers

I don't see how that's avenging.

Because movie in the current year need at least one female on screen mostly of time.

The same way Homer Simpson got his job. She was there when the plant opened.

She distracts the enemies by making them wonder whether she's hot or not.

Diversity quota

She does have a use, but espionage isn't exactly utilised in Avengers movies. She's good in Captain America movies desu

I'll let you know once you explain why not?

bunch of people probably don't even know bruce wayne is jacked cause anytime they see him he's probably in a suit.

>super human
he's peak human. try again. and he's not fucking bullet proof thats for sure

Peak human is still not achievable by regular humans. It's what the human body is capable if "maxed out" if you will, but not something that can exist naturally.

Batman is below peak human since he is using only training.

Originally it was because of "muh dick" but nowadays its more to fill the female token on the team

>Women rejecting a world famous billionaire

youre gay

this

every time this shit question is posted there is one answer:
pussy is the strongest superpower

>whore with nice ass
>lets other avengers gangbang her
>isnt totally useless when it comes to fighting

She is.

Maybe for you soyboy

I feel like her hair has gotten progressively worse with each movie. Plus in the next one she was highlights for some God forsaken reason.

pusy

Hey its a comic book story.

It made sense for her to be in Cap 2, because that entire movie was revolving around S.H.I.E.L.D. and then in Avengers 2 the only real reason I can see why she was around was because she could calm down the Hulk, though it is never really explained how that even developed, but anyway after he disappeared there is no real point for her being around

Because she was already SHIELD's best agent before they started employing super humans.

I'll have a #2 please.

>Why is anyone an avenger ?
>Black window : lady with gun
She's also one of the world's greatest spies and an expert in counter intelligence
>Hawkeyes: guy with arrow
Field reconnaissance
>Captain America : guy with shield
Superhuman strength/dexterity. Also has amazing leadership skills and an expert military tactician
>Iron man: guy with super suit
Super scientist and weapons expert. Also provides funds for the team.

I can only suspend my disbelief so far

Watch Civil War, loser. She isn't an Avenger anymore.

why is she doing this with such a big smile on her face?

Goddamn that first haistyle is just pure sex.

how sweety do you think she gets in that jumpsuit after a long hard day of saving the world

Agreed, those are the only movies where she's an actual character

she took the BGC (Big Green Cock)

she looks exactly the same as she did before. her face hasn't changed

You did this comic, didn't you?

According to you only the last panel should be avengers

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I prefer the one we got after Avengers 1 came out.

Then you post it and see what happens.

kek not falling for that one again

Iron Man 2 > Civil War > Avengers > Winter Soldier > Age of Ultron

what the fuck would you know about acting you watermelon eating nigger

>again

None of that is true except Tony gives them money .

Iron Man 2 > Civil War > The Winter Soldier > The Avengers > Age of Ultron

all of it is true

lol I never thought about it like this but it makes sense.

This

she's a Jew and know how to play victim

Waifu kino

Eye candy.

women quota in jobs

has sex with them

Which hairstyle?
I added some more from the other pic.

I'll go with #1

Did you make this? Also, got the source of each pic?

literally too big

Yep, too big. I fucking love bimbofication and the mild inflation that it entails but this is just silly looking. That being said, I like Scarlett in general.

Long curly hair
Long straight hair
POWER GAP
Dogshit
POWER GAP
Short hair

Sha was at her best in Iron Man 2.

agreed

Typical Batwank. Cap is a lot stronger and would easily curbstomp Batman

Isn't Vision just Iron Man without alcoholism?

Vision is made out of Vibrannium, and can go ethereal.

He is literally nothing like Iron Man.

The fact he has the mind stone in his forehead means he could potentially search and read every mind in the universe, meaning no one can hide from him. That's it, if he knew how to use it.

3, then 1, then 6 (which one is this from?), then power gap to 4, then discard the rest

She's smoking hot and can't get pregnant.

But it gets ripped out of his head in the trailer for McGuffin Wars. Useless.

for hulk to have sex with

Red Herring
We saw in the trailer Black Widow stab someone with the same spear that was used on Vision.
No one is taking his stone out of him.

Water polo