Snoke Dies

Kylo cuts him in half

>things I don't believe
this post. but it would be cool though.

Mouse hypes superbad superfuckingpowerful evil character.

Off:s him in part 2.

WTF?

fuck disney. i wouldve made snoke the reincarnation of vader. that would've been a fucking twist
>there is no redemption when you're literally hitler

good thing you're not in charge of any storyline

you'd rather have the j00z prison rape your childhood? fucking kikecuck.

my first impulse is to call you retarded. but what if when a guy like Anakin, who was dark side for so long, couldn't completely become one with the light side of the force? all the "good bits" of Anakin joined the light side, with yoda and obi wan and shit, but all the darth vader parts of him became a dark side ghost? I would like that, I would like that very much

Oh some pottery with episode 1. Let me add it to my ring of Star Shit theory.

so if hitler changes his name and says he's sorry then the jews have to forgive him. thanks for clarifying that, I'll let his force ghost know.

I giggled

LOL

Damn, NEVER could have predicted that

This is a long standing tradition in Star Wars.

Hype up really cool villain, then kill them off by the end of their debut or at the beginning of the next movie. Nothing new here

Real shit:

Rey learns her parentage and joins Snoke. She trains with the Praetorians and Knights of Ren.
Luke dies by Rey in a 2 vs 1 match.
Snoke dies by Kylo
Captain Phasma is killed by Finn.
Leia dies by First Order fleet destroying resistance fleet and begin their invasion of the false New Republic coming in from the Unknown Regions of the galaxy.

Rey and Kylo stand side by side and General Hux now takes over the First Order as he is a fanatical believer of the Galactic Empire and what it stood for. Nearly the entire leadership of the First Order are descendants of Imperial officers and Palpatines personal guards.

Finn and Poe are implied gay lovers and begin the fightback against the First Order with Finn crying about Rey joining the Dark side. Rose is force sensitive and becomes a Jedi. They won't give up on Rey.

Force ghost appearance by Anakin(played by Hayden in a cameo) to Kylo which puts doubts into his mind about his path.

Disney are really pushing the First Order as the Neo-Nat Socialists of the Star Wars universe obsessed with the great empire of the past and willing to do anything to bring it back. Even more obvious with it being 90% white male with a handful of africans,mixed races and asians milling about in low ranking roles.

>long standing tradition in Star Wars
Name a single instance of this happening aside from Maul, who you are clearly referencing.

>Dooku
>Jango
>Boba
>Grievous
>Tarkin

from the cock upwards

>Force ghost appearance by Anakin
Nope

>Rey and Kylo stand side by side and General Hux now takes over the First Order as he is a fanatical believer of the Galactic Empire and what it stood for

Jesus Christ Disney, seriously?

Yeah forgiving people if it's what they want even if they're genocidal monsters is kind of the core tenet of the abrahamic religions

It's a kid's franchise that's been dead for years, get over it you fucking manchild. The sooner you permadrop NuWars the less it will hurt you in the long run

>>Dooku
>>Jango
>>Boba
>>Grievous
>>Tarkin

>implying any of them were "really cool villains"

Like bisected or down the middle?

They weren't because they were all killed off in retarded ways.

Yeah you're right, the Star Wars movies would have been way better if they had more villains complicating the already convoluted story lines even more

vertically or horizontally?

how does star wars handle cloning of force sensitive then? if kamino could do a amazing job of cloning why not simply clone or keep a dna record of those incredibly potent in the force and make a new one?

>complicating the already convoluted story lines
The original star wars is literally, LITERALLY the hero's journey, as in the LEAST COMPLEX POSSIBLE STORY THAT CAN BE TOLD IN A MOVIE.

Thanks a lot dick.

>Kylo cuts him in half

He'll be back with the body of a robot spider for Episode IX.

>hero meets a rogue badass and they go save a princess from the big bad guy who killed the hero's father
>big bad guy wants to kill hero
>but wait the big bad guy isnt actually the big bad guy, he's just working for the big bad guy
>also the (not) big bad guy didn't kill the heroes father, he is the hero's father
>actual big bad guy has forseen the hero joining his father on dark side with his magical powers
>(not) big bad guy doesnt want to kill hero anymore, he wants hero to join him
>but wait now (not) big bad guy wants to kill hero again because the prophecy was bullshit apparently
>also the princess is the hero's sister now

Yes, but it is a prequel move. Then they would like, killed Kylo in Ep 7.

You dont kill the last boss on second level.

I'll keep that in mind next time i read thru one of the old testament's countless passages calling for the complete annihilation of the chosen peoples' enemy tribes

Oh, theyre pulling the i am your father move again... Hohoho...

...

>YFW this guy was supposedly built up to be "better" than Sheev.

Hi I’m a leaker. I talk in short sentences. For no reason. I’m also very vague. For no reason.

He's literally the angry ginger Hitler of this franchise. Disney cast him well: at all fan events where the entire cast appears, everyone boos for Hux despite cheering for every other character (including the other villains).

Fuck off that's literally a Rick and Morty episode

Literally Shadow of Revan from SWTOR.
I wouldn't put it past them.

If this happens there better be a crazy blast of energy.

Spike dies.

Thank me later

If you don't think a single one of them is a really cool villain then maybe you just don't like Star Wars.

>Star Wars
>Convoluted