If even Chewie can eventually fall in love with Porgs

If even Chewie can eventually fall in love with Porgs...

...then surely you can too Sup Forums?

>Chewie and the porgs were friends.
They were good friends?

I ain't falling in love with the proverbial substitute of the hundreds of seabirds Didney actually killed for a 20 minutes of starshit.

>Those porgs presenting to Chewie
>Chewie's knowing facial expression while looking at you, daring you to make fun of him for grabbing one of those soft moist little birds and fucking the hell out of it whenever it pleases him
This is good shit.

They also killed Lemmings to make a joke(?) in a shitty nature doc.

#DisneyNotStarWars
#DisneyNotCanonStarWars
#DisneyAwfulFanficStarWars

I mainly hate it because the main three characters do not have two young and handsome just ugly guy, not-handsome-anymore guy and trannymarysue guy.

Wait what book is this? Does it have the rest of the plot?

The joke came after,but yes they forced some lemmings into throwing themselves to show some fake shit.The whole documentary is very critisized in general.

Lemmings die a lot during they migrations, but not because "lel they are so dumb that they follow a wrong path and kill themselves".

Yes. It spoils everything.

Can I get a quick rundown?
Also is that meant to be the X-Wing from dagobah? Or did he manage to crash another one?

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I hated TFA, but this is kinda cute.

Yeah, but is the slot Anakin?

I'd imagine Luke to be a vegetarian.

>sloth
here's a sloth for reference

exactly, that creature thing is more like a manatee

YOU JUST KNOW

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>The joke came after
yes, the rumor came from that movie. but what was the intention of the filmmakers?

Me and my bf already love them

>notice me senpai as a literal plot point
the absolute madmen

But Luke had something better than Rey, the sloth.

Is like wearing sneakers?

>hundreds of seabirds Didney actually killed for a 20 minutes of starshit
>They also killed Lemmings

Don't forget that they feed their DisneyWorld crocodiles with children, reminiscent of The Rescuers

please tell me this is fake

the pic is not fake but their personalities are fake.