How do we go from this

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Disney

Why is he wearing a basketball?

and then this...

Where's his dick?

GOAT Disney using Alex Ross's art to work the Sony marks into a shoot

>strong hero

>soy hero

>artificial soy hero without a toxic penis

retracts into his abdomen

looks sick 2bh

To appeal to certain markets.

So what is it with this new spiderman? He can't make his own webs? That's stupid as hell

He couldn't in the comics either you dumb fucking idiot.

1st one : chad spiderman, workout everyday
2nd one : beta spidey
3rd one : PS1 spidey

and finally this

Raimi suit is so shit, he needs to have his arms hanging out all the time.

The soy suit

The CG was made in afghanistan.

BEST SPIDER-MAN EVER. SCREW WHITE BOY PETER.

B L A C K E D

Memeing aside..Miles is actually a pretty cool spider-man/character so I'm hyped for this.

me too, he's my fav, don't care for Parker tbqh

This is gonna be REALLY good.

Tobey had just the right amount of thiccness. His limbs were kind of stocky but overall he looked the best in suit.

I really like the mask, nice!

Will Miles finally have a personality?

JUST

Did they ever get rid of that stupid 'Peter Parker is rich as Tony Stark thanks to Doc Ock creating a multibillion dollar tech company while he had hijacked his body shit? I quit following Peter's book after that nonsense.

WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT

>OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE FRIED CHICKEN AT

is this a 3d flash newgrounds movie?

He eventually got a secondary mutation in the comics to shoot organic webbing. I like it better that way because it’s an additional spider power but I can see why they like mechanical webbing. It shows Peter’s intellect and they can always put him in a situation where he runs out of web and has to escape or fight without it.

What's with white nerdy superheroes and black sidekicks these days? I thought this shit was only in DC when they made Wally West black.

It is called "improvement"

THIS!

Andrew had the best suit and he was a better Spider-Man than Tobey who was great as Peter but that's it. End of Story!

raised webbing seems kind of impractical.

>12fps

yeah it feels fucking slow for some reason

BASED AUTISM MAN

Spiderman started being a childrens cartoon and now it has become full circle. Its like poetry it rhymes.

lol what the fuck is this from

good skit tbqh

to emulate the cartoony feel. that's why the latest Dragonball FighterZ has frame-skipping animations

why does mcu spiderman not have a bulge what the fuck

because hes an actual kid and not a 30 year old playing a teenager

Looks fucking great doesn't it
lol the shit spidermans before

wrong he's 20-something; just a dicklet I'm afraid

it unironically looks worse than a PS2 cutscene my guy

nigga looks like hes twelve

holland is 21 years old retard, not everyone has a microscopic penis like you.

unless he's prepubescent, that's not an argument

he's a manlet.

t.manlet

because that's an IRON suit moron

iron man has a codpiece

youtube.com/watch?v=qOJMQAml1Qo

It's a big interview

lol no he looks like he's in his 30s most of the times

give that nigga a beard

problem solved

That's a stunt double though, not Tobey.

I really miss this suit.

aren't y'all too old for comic book obsessions? lol

woah

what went right?

Unironically looks fucking great my guy

everyone rocks a beard, even MJ

The spider logo looks bad. Looks like a basketba- nevermind.

I just realised that we're not getting the ginger white Wally West in the DCEU either cuz Iris West is also black.

BLACKED everywhere

NIGGER

>pixar face at the end
Dropped

Jesus Christ, the absolute state of the new MJ.

That's Dreamworks face retard

Can't even meme properly

Ding dong diddly based

Negative dick wtf

This just looks like someone shopped a beard onto a 12 year old (which is what happened). I doubt it would look much better in real life.

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iron man 1 looked cleaner than this, idk why

>all the other spider mans help law enforcement
>this one is just a little different