90 Day Fiancè

Get the fuck out of my hous Edition

Last weeks episode

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intouchweekly.com/posts/anfisa-90-day-fiance-job-140416
youtube.com/watch?v=QVdFSJaOp4M
youtube.com/watch?v=36Vy5S-vvJk
youtube.com/watch?v=N130GqAO4Ok
youtube.com/watch?v=PR2v1FB99jU
youtube.com/watch?v=WalTxG48wm0
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Forgot link to last week's episode
youtu.be/_kmwEmcn08U

I think Annie was a prostitute. Nicole needs to be brutally beheaded on camera.

Any anons want to help me compile links of highlights, recaps, and episode streems for future threads? We've been doing these long enough we should make it a little official for sunday night threads.

How does someone like Nicole exist?

And little sumaries about each couple too. Im gonna work on some tonight and post it latter.

Love how red pill the foreign men are.

wheres evelyn!

Dont wory evelyn bro will be here soon

As much as it hurts to say it, check out the subreddit, there should be some decent material there.

How we doing tonight boys. Found some new material and some nice caps from last week.

bump

All Good. Thought Id try doing the thread a bit early instead of right before the new episode. Hopefully pic up some steam.

Other than that I need to redo my pablo shoop though. Make it look cleaner then my 3min worth effort version.

Whats the over under that David was diddled as a kid?

Spanish and Christian? Pretty much a guarantee. My money's also on microdick though. Buddy's gotta be packing about 2 inches there with how high his voice got whining last week.

It'll pick up once the new ep starts. I agree with you though, we should compile some required viewings and stuff.

Her fucking laugh has made me believe in human muzzles

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>Imagine being Mohamed in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Danielle, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your sagging body and horrific fetal alcohol syndrome monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my tv persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another friend of his in Florida. Like seriously imagine having to be Mohamed and not only stand on that altar while Danielle flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and extra chromosome, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she lurched down the aisle. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DANIELLE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of bimbos and Europeans and later allegedly Danielle for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Tunisia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her hanging stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "acceptablesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with TLC makeup artists in the previous hours. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could cross every state in this country before immigration could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mohamed. You're not going to lose your future citizenship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Damn God you killing it

Anyone get a cap of Louis's face at the strip club?

these some busted ass hoes tbqh

I don't know how it's possible but literally every single one of Libby's sisters and friends are whores

She looks live the villain from Spirited Away

>Come from good, normal weight, relatively intelligent/competent family
>Sibling fine, parents fine, no real apparent home issues
>Turn out to be fat, dumb cunt
>Get knocked up in hs due to lack of foresight and decision making
>Manage to woo some muslim qt from conservative country
>Cheat on him because you have no ability to deny your impulses (see: child in high school)
>Go visit him
>Be incredibly surprised that the culture is somehow different
>Become pouting child when he doesn't give you the PDA validation you desperately require erry 5 minutes despite it being literally illegal in his country
>Get butthurt when he suggests you eat healthier and lose weight, despite the fact that you mainly fell for him for his chiseled body and you can't so much as join him on a hike without keeling over
>Still wants to be with you (almost certainly for a greencard)
>Somehow the U.S. gov doesn't think you can support him and a child on 20k a year
>Get butthurt when your mother won't sponsor you, given your history of impulsive decision making

Rolled a 0 in the genetic lottery, only explanation I can think of. Feel bad for her parents.

I'm pretty sure off-camera her family was hoping she'd end up dead during her trip so they might be able to raise her daughter to not be a fuckup.

Molly and Luis are the best couple you can not refute this

who is your favorite couple from this season?

Yep. They are all kept women. Vapid, stupid, self absorbed, and resentful of a true traditional relationship.

Probably Libby and Andrei. This seems like the first season that there isn't a single "normal" couple. Andrei seems totally fine but Libby and her family just seem fucking braindead, every single one's some kind of stereotype.

Andrie and Elizabeth are the only "good" couple this season. Every other one is a train wreck but extremely lulz worthy.

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I can't be the only on who wants to see them fuck Sup Forums. I know it'll never happen, they're upstanding, normal Christians, and I'm happy for them, but if TLC could lowkey make it happen, I'd pay.

Magical

Also

>Evelyn will never look at me like this

>When you're almost Chad but your girl steals your chin and jawline

>pic related

Also, Evelynbro, I don't know your situation in life (though I've gathered your a/l a /fit/izen,) but if you did, truly want to someday fuck Evelyn, I support you and think you can make it happen though you'd probably need to join her church now so you can snake your way into "consoling" her when her marriage inevitably fails

Good realitytv tier:
>Molly & Luis
>David & Annie
>Josh & Aika

Would be funny if it weren't so grotesque and rage-inducing tier:
>Nicole & Azan

Waifu filler tier:
>Evelyn & David

Why were they even cast tier:
>Elizabeth & Andrei

She does have a rather large jaw, but they're both pretty fucking goodlooking.

also thicc

Thanks bro, I appreciate it. I graduate really soon so who knows, maybe I'll find a job in New Hampshire. I doubt Claremont's tech scene is too big though.

As much as I like Danny I'm pretty sure he's a closet case. Amy's pure though.

Thinking man's Mohammad.

TLC needs to get him a magical pixie dream extra chromosome marriage counseling walmart friend of his own. Or really just give this man a job diffusing (but actually making things worse) when things go to shit.

I miss Larry and Jenny. Before The 90 Days is the superior series.

My nigga. Everyone needs to find their Walmart Tom

>18 year old virgin buys sexy underwear in anticipation for weeding night and cooks for him, but 27 year old future husband is uncomfortable talking about sex with her and spergs out

True, but I'd argue after the 90 days is kino-er than all, mostly for but also for this, dare I say it, cute couple. I felt like rooting for them to succeed in contrast to watching possibly the greatest trainwreck reality Sup Forums has ever produced was wonderful.

Watching Russ slowly get cucked out of control was just icing on the cake.

Andreai did nothing wrong and lizs thot sisters are old thots who need to realize they are too old to consonantly be going to clubs and getting drunk.

David "I Jerk Off With Tweezers" "The Priest Pleaser" Vazquez is a disturbed man, he has no carnal desires, they left him years ago.

i feel bad for people who don't realize how amazing reality tv can be, but ive seen an increase in reality tv threads over the years so i guess some people are starting to get it.

David is going to kill himself

youtube.com/watch?v=JJWOLBw7tEY

People watch fucking capeshit in the billions and worship it like religion, defending it to the end of the Earth yet someone watches a single reality show, fully conscious of its quality and everyone loses their minds.

Who did it better Sup Forums? Mohammed v. Danielle or these faggots?

Will TLC ever manage to find a bigger trainwreck?

Did we ever figure out what happened?

I forgot about these guys, but can I get a quick rundown on the who, when, and why of the cuckening?

I kept waiting for him to snap and punch her

evelynbro do you know who this is by any chance?

Her dance partner. She and her brother may be 100% russian but they still claim its because their grandfather was cuban.

>Did we ever figure out what happened
Take a fucking guess. What a surprise, her dance partner just so happens to be black and conveniently her "real father" is a black Cuban despite the fact we already met her father and no mention was made of him being her stepdad. Meanwhile she also doesn't look even remotely black by any stretch of the imagination. I'd be willing to bet Josh is another closet case and is afraid to come out lest his parents string him up in the backyard for the neighborhood to see.

I know her name's Amanda. Not much past that. Only really got into BB this year

I figured.

Does he know? Or is he in hyper-Christian denial.

God fucking damnit I want TLC to convince them to do an after 90 days. His ever-suffering father coming to terms with the fact that his son got literally cucked and his daughter in law (who he was already suspicious of) got BLACKED would be pure fucking kino.

Libby's family's bloodline needs to be culled

I went from season 1 to season 6, which I'm watching now. Which one should I watch next when I catch up to the current episode?

I heard the police got called for DV a year or two ago, but I'd like an informeder user to correct me

They've been really cagey about it. Pretty sure Josh knows and is okay with it. From a big Mormon community I don't think he's got much of a choice

it's a aaryn, actually. forget about it i thought you may have been a different poster. also, you started with bb19? that sucks.

Viewing order is OG90 1 - 4 -> HEA Season 1-2 -> BT90 1 -> OG90 5

Oh damn, yeah I'm not up on BB very much. Saw the occasional ep back in the Ian Sup Forums gamethread days but nothing else until now.

Devil trips of truth

She literally was, she was a bar girl. According to brother Nikki Antonio she stole from Nikki back there too. She's a whore, her parents wanted rid of her for some cash, that simple

Luis is the best this season

This scene

youtu.be/df4SZuw2-HU

And the resulting machette robbery after should win reality kino of the year

Aye poppi

Luis going for a fucking hail mary right now

Also, how much you bet David cries when he masturbates

I like Evelyn's Dad. He's seems like a good dude and decent father. Id hang out with him.

agree. but it has been a really dry year for reality tv, not a lot of competition. Before The 90 Days is the one stand out series of 2016.

I still unironically like the Teen Mom series.

>Help me

He also pickets Abortion clinics so I can respect that

Teen Mom's not bad. This new Unexpected is fucking trash though

i hate mtv, but ill probably check out that the new jersey shore season that coming out

Luis is a gift

Tried watching the first episode. Way too over the top for me. Just wasn't my thing

Oh shit he did call her out. Pic related


Really? I like him even more now.

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i'm not talking about that. the original jersey shore cast is doing another season.

I hope to god that new Jersey Shore season isn't trash. I know it will be though.

> You have the period right now

DEAD

how is this coming along?

So, would you let your wife go to a strip club for her bachelorette party?

Once the ep's done I'll write up some summaries if no one's done any yet

Why watching these trainwreck couples is so entertaining?

Kek

Azam/Nicole:

Dumb Fat chick with a kid and a jacked jacked possibly gay morrocan. Nicole visits Azam in Morroco and proceeds to do everthing possible to be beheaded by the Kaliphate

Adrie/Libby

Alpha slave and normal girl with an unfortunate chin situtation. Only "good" couple. Adrie BTFO of Libbys whore sisters on a consistent basis.

David/Evelyn

Spanish Guy slid into a shelterd evangelical singers DMs. She lives in the NE in the Middle of no where is insane and possible closet freak. The guy is normal enough but a bit snooty and was diddled as a kid

Need to clean those up and write the rest.

Next to do is find a highlight real from this and past seasons.

Good deal.

I think it is safe to say that Luis will enter the /ndf/ hall of fame with Anfisa and Muhammad.

Holy David is the biggest piece of shit this season by far

His daughter's a cunt too

David/Annie

Typical thai bar girl and a dead beat dad/divorcee who lives off his friend and went to thailand to "get his life together." Their dowery caused 15k and 2 WATTER BUFFALO and he put it on layaway lol! They are both pieces of shit but highly entertaining.

Molly/Luis

Middle age fat bra saleswoman with two kids from different fathers founds some chill domican dude to put a ring on her used up coochy. She has an annoying laugh and no brains. He gives zero fucks and just wants chill. Also him having second thoughts is hillarious.

Josh/Aika

Noone gives a shit about them. But he's on his third marriage and has a vasectomy. Also poor. She's a typical asian whore and wants a babby now. Also Josh has a creepy obsesion with making Aika a model.

Ok thats a pretty rough draft of the couples.

>He accused her of cheating and he even went as far as alluding that Anfisa might be a stripper, a prostitute, a dancer, a porn star, or something of that nature.
>"I am reluctant to say," he said. "It's embarrassing to me. I feel like it's degrading to have a wife that does a certain thing for a living." He never exactly said what is was that Anfisa does or did for a living — but he said when he found out, he went to her place of work and he allegedly saw her in action.

My buddy follows the reddit and says this dude is pretty active on there. He's pretty based; like he combines the sassiness of a black woman and a fag into a beam of pure, brutal truth.

These guys also apparently are active.

This post-boob job but pre-face fuckup?

need to include a new weekly poll in the sunday OP like this

strawpoll.me/14595058

source? I've seen the cam video and jerked off to it even though it wasn't particularly good just because I like the idea of him crying because his wife that he deluded himself into thinking he shares a mutual love with is actually a golddigging whore but I didn't know there was evidence of him getting cucked as of late.

intouchweekly.com/posts/anfisa-90-day-fiance-job-140416

I was thinking stripper but cam girl is more likely.

It was on the reunion episode that he confirmed it

Doing God's work user

So Jorge and Anfisa are done? They need to keep it going just for tv purposes.

Well the signed a joint deal with a manger a a couple months ago so they are probably staying together for the money.

tonights episode was pretty crazy, also there was a good shot of Evelyn from behind that confirms she has no ass at all

Everyone of Libbys sister is a cunt. Good for her for not putting up with thier shit

for me its aziza

I like that idea. TLC does ep recaps on their youtube page as well: youtube.com/watch?v=QVdFSJaOp4M

Could add one in every week.

For some kino-moments:
youtube.com/watch?v=36Vy5S-vvJk
youtube.com/watch?v=N130GqAO4Ok
youtube.com/watch?v=PR2v1FB99jU
youtube.com/watch?v=WalTxG48wm0
youtube.com/watch?v=CPPaxW6JBq4

David "The Priest Pecker Puffer"/Evelyn

26 year old Spanish homosexual slid into a 15 year old sheltered evangelical singer's DMs. She lives in the NE in the crack capital of New Hampshire and is a confirmed closet freak and literal goddess. David has a micropenis and his life's dream is to move to Virginia to live near his "friends". Other than the latent homosexuality, pedophilia and 1 inch cock as well as his refined taste for Latino Priest dick that he developed as a young child, he's normal enough.

Official Viewing Order: OG90 Season 1 - 4 | HEA Season 1 | HEA Season 2 | *BT90 Season 1 | OG90 Season 5