A Queen and a Slave

>a Queen and a Slave
>a Princess and a Smuggler
>The Emperor and a Scavenger

POETIC CINEMA

>The emperor
What?

Aren't they cousins? Or is she going to turn out to be Sheev's granddaughter?

She better be sheev's daughter. Anything else would be retarded.

Kylo kills Snoke

Snoke kills Kylo you idiot.

Oops, spoilers.

Star Wars is lame

No, Kylo fucks Snoke

She's a daughter of random dudes.

I hope my boy Yoda shows up

>light
>darkness
>a balance

Is Disney trying to retcon what George meant by balance? Fuck this makes me so mad.

If Kylo actually looked like that instead of a goofy faggot Nu-wars would be almost good. That and the amount he takes off the mask is just ridiculous. Took all the tension out of the scene where he kills han.

That's not how main characters work.

This is retarded and you know it. They don't just kill off a villain in the first movie where he actually shows up. That'd be bad for selling merchandise.

No one is going to buy toys of some ugly dude wearing a golden bathrobe.

They blew up starkiller base twenty minutes after it was introduced when it blew up planets we saw only five seconds before they blew up.

Because ANH ended with the Death Star getting blown up.

You underestimate autism
I guess you have a point there

The fact that the creators invited a bunch of other Hollywood fucks to their premiere so they could pose for photo ops instead of actual fans shows you how much disdain they have for you. Fuck Star Wars.

don't forget the slippers!

Kylo is the Skywalker.
Rey is a random force sensitive girl.
The Force is bring them together for something.

WE ANIME NOW

fuck don't remind me of meme base.
>How do we destroy it?
>Just blow up the shield generator!
>okay but HOW?
>Han solo will hyperspace to just over the planet surface
>WHat? How is that possible
>FRACTIONAL REFRESH RATES FAGGOT
Worst jargon use in history

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They're not going to get together. Kylo will die in IX in order for Rey to become the Benevolent God-Empress of the Galaxy and fuck I hate this stupid whored-out franchise

Do they fuck in the movie?

Not until Kylo impregnates her.

They've repeatedly stated that Star Wars is "The Skywalker saga"

It's fairly bizzare, isn't it.
They went for the safest choice, and tried to make it mysterious by not explaining it, and nobody was interested in seeing what they'd seen before mirrored exactly, nor were they interested in the unexplained and simply just unmentioned things, whose mystery clearly served the same purpose as it does in all the rest of JJ Abrams' and all other uninspired hacks' films: making them seem thoughtful and intellectual, when all they can do is ape the visual style and corny plotlines of skilled low-brow directors like Spielberg.

Like it matters when this movie is still going to hit 2 billion despite the overall lack of any good characters other than Luke and Kylo.

There have to be two sides to create a balance, user.

Balance is just a less gay way for action series writers to say "peace and love"

>Emperor Kylo
GLEESONFAGS BTFO YET AGAIN

Yes, and they said now Rey and Kylo are "two sides of the protagonist." She's going to be knocked up with his kid.

Rey is the daughter of scavengers who tried to sell her off for a ship to the first Order, but that guy who died in movie 1 saved her. Luke has no connection to her and is annoyed by her.

>They don't just kill off a villain in the first movie where he actually shows up.
Lucas literally did that to the Emperor.

Stop ruining my fetish, no one wants to see Daisy Ridley pretending to be pregnant.

Name two more action Carrie's that uses balance this way.

Don't fight Reylo.

Embrace it.

He got beaten by her, an untrained girl. Overpowered and beaten, by a tiny girl.

I don't even know how this can exist when you know how much of a beta he is

Rey is the daughter of the main character from Star Wars Battlefront II.

as a force ghost, from beyond the grave, after ray killing him redeems/makes him good somehow, right?

I can't believe there are people legitimately excited about the possibility of Reylo. Sure it pisses off SJWs, but it's going to be aimed at the same crowd that enjoys shitty vampire romances.

>daughter of random dudes.
Fucking agenda pushing mouse wars.

Reylo people have good art desu

From what I'm hearing they don't kiss or anything but they have some scenes together and get a bit emotionally closer.

Why are so many faggots surprise at the thought of reylo happening? Disney is doing pic related. It was obvious the shit they were going for when that interrogation scene happened in TFA.

I keep saying this. If Kylo dies in IX--and he probably will--his death is just going to be used to make Rey look better. This is why some of us were hoping that he'd start a redemption arc in TLJ and not be set up as the main antagonist for IX. It's looking like he will be the true villain, assuming the leaks are true. Which means his fate is already sealed--dead or rendered completely useless by the ST's end.

What's your fetish, infertile chicks?

>good art
don't forget the obligatory mentally ill fetish drawings many artists do

Impregnation is a god-tier fetish, user. It shouldn't be wasted on the likes of Reysy.

The early reactions are too plain for Reylo to have happened. At least one critic would be like "Omg problematic".

>assuming the leaks are true
Which leaks? There's been like fifty thousand, all of them contradictory.

Maybe Leia should have fucked Luke instead of a non-force sensitive smuggler.

Top Kek. Bringing this up again. The first 2 was back when they were still filming and a reylofags happened to live in the same area they were shooting.

>In one scene we had Finn and Tran on a space-horse lookingvery friendly. She said she was certain of this, that they were hugging and getting close. There may even have been a kiss. So it appears as though Finn is indeed getting a real love-interest.

>Alright, now for the interesting stuff. In a separate scene involving a wall we had a young man (apparently quite thin, not very attractive) in a weird-looking helmet who was asked to "stare at the stars." Meanwhile, she specifically heard the director say "This is the scene where Rey is confused about her feelings" to him.

>And then, so, at some point, Kylo Ren and Rey gotta have something more going down. I don’t know if it’s romance, if it’s complete hatred, if it’s you know, but, erm…I know, we can’t talk about it, there’s certain things we’ve heard – and it’s not romance, it’s not romance, but there’s certain things that we’ve heard recently about what’s going down and what Rey, how Rey feels –“

>“Yeah, let’s just leave it at that.”

>“It’s a fascinating kinda take, and I don’t know how it gets there. So episode 8 is going to be fucking cool.”

The ones I've seen agree on three major points: Rey's parents being a couple of random-ass people, Kylo betraying Snoke and killing him, and Luke dying due to astral projecting too hard or some shit.

it's meant to be vaugely taoist/buddhist, where the dark side is perverting the natural flow for personal gain, out of emotional distress, ect. not that evil is the cosmic yang of the force

>quite thin
>weird looking helmet
Driver is built like a brick shithouse, and the helmet gets smashed at the beginning of Ep 8. Nice try.

You need the dark to complete the Taoist symbol-balance is created by the two equal and opposing forces.

i'm not going to pretend to be a taoist scholar but even i know that's not what they represent at all. it's more like active/passive or growth/decay in the sense of nature.

Too bad there's no trainwreck First Order chick for Kylo to hook up with. That would be a way better pairing for him than MaRey Sue.

....I could get on board with this if she was crazy AND hot

Hux should have been a chick. Her professional rivalry with Kylo would evolve into sexual tension.

Hux should have been Chiss or some other type of alien. It would make him a lot less boring.

That would have been a nice change of pace too. Aliens are really getting the shaft in the new trilogy, they're just there to be ugly background monsters.

You don't like JJ Abrams' new creatures?

They don't feel enough like Star Wars too you?

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Eh, I'll take the casino shit because it's the only thing that feels new in the movie.

I hope you're the first faggot who gets a probe stuck up their ass when the aliens arrive.

I wouldn't mind if they incorporated established alien races as well as new shit

They're Jacen and Jaina lite. EU fans know what's up.

I totally agree. These movies never make use of existing lore to give us the sense that this is one coherent universe. I also hated that about JJ's Star Trek movies. They would always opt to throw some shitty looking background alien in the mix instead of letting us see established species that haven't made it to the big screen.

Before that, he got shot by Chewbacca's crossbow.

>He astral projects so he wont get killed in person and then dies because he astral projected too hard.

Yeah. That is probably what is going to happen.

Which would've only worked in his favour using the dark side, that's why he punches his wound to increase his anger and adrenaline.

He lost because he was a guy and it's 2017.

>comparing Revan and Bastila to those two dipshits

Frankly, I'm surprised no one included are few Amerimutts