Just got back from Star Wars the Last Jedi. (Early screening in China)

Just got back from Star Wars the Last Jedi. (Early screening in China)

!Rey kills Luke! after Luke tells her that Kilo is her brother and is backstabbed by her idol who wont train her. She travels to save her brother who in turn changes her to the darkside. Makes her believe Luke left her off on Jakku away from her family and her destiny. Finn after his battle with Captian Plasma finds out he has force powers and is told at the end of the film by Leia that he is the only hope left in galaxy and he must help Rey come back the light. Film ends there on a cliff hanger with a tear coming down his face

Nice try, but Finn is a black guy so he can't have the force.

my uncle works for nintendo and he confirms this post

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They will never give that stupid nigger force powers

Do any hot chicks get naked?

The chinese girl has a shower scene with finn. Romance scene

Wtf Disney. Nobody wants to see that

Bullshit.

I'm so sick of LARPING faggots

he didn’t have the force either

Captain plasma

PLEASE PLEASE GOD Disney the only way you can even slightly redeem this franchise is if in Episode 9 Finn kills Rey, rather than the highly predictable Mary Sue "I see the light again" and wow Rey is good just in time for the final fight.

>Killing Luke
lol fake

Formerly Captain Phasma

Luke is gonna die there's absolutely no doubt about that. there's also no doubt it'll be in the stupidest most bull shit way possible. all the talk about Luke being the greatest force ever to ever exist and all that bs died with Lucas Arts.

the entire new trilogy revolves around killing off the original characters for shock value. you have no idea how pissed Disney was that Fisher died before they could kill Leia properly

Porg poster wasn't larping. He survives until episode IX

Neither would surprise me. I could totally see Disney's plan being to essentially dedicate one of each of the new trilogy films to a different original character as a send-off and killing them off at the end. Han was the star of 7, Luke of 8, and Leia was going to be 9. Remember after Carrie died they were talking about how she was supposed to play a very integral role in episode 9 and the story would likely have to change significantly with her passing?

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You fags really can't stop with the fake spoilers huh? Everything I read is different

this is fucking gold

what happens to Leia?

>luke dies
At least one thing is consistent

Kylo can't be Rey's brother, it's confirmed in the movie that her parents were just some randoms on Jakku.

unfortunately, this

Does Kylo chicken out of blowing up Leia's capital ship?

>Rey and Kylo are siblings
Have you fags not actually watched The Force Awakens? There is literally no possible way to retconn Rey being Han and Leia's daughter. Both of them clearly have never met her before.

LARPing faggots should get dragged off their basement and shot in front of their families.

could be half siblings

>Captian Plasma
Great, another new character? Probably played by a transgender pansexual toaster

you could be retarded

give me one reason why they couldn't be. Han probably fucked some cantina whore and Rey popped out. would explain why Han took such a liking to her

I have a feeling that they will try and make Rey out to be like Darth Revan, mixed with some bastilla. I bet she murdered the jedi temple and they mind wiped, and threw her on a backwater planet that no one cares about or some shit.

>Disney's Han Solo cheated on his wife and the mother of his child

You think Disney knew about Carrie's drug problem?

>"I bet [insert retarded fanfic I read that's been spammed on Sup Forums the past few days as if it were my own original retarded idea] or some shit"

They were apart for years you stupid fuck. You really shouldn’t comment on shit if you don’t at least know what the fuck you’re talking about

there was a pretty cool leak yesterday where they all knew her and were hiding her past from her

It will probably be better than what we actually get

I blame game of thrones for starting this trend

Ben Solo was between 23 and 29 when he turned to the dark side and destroyed the Jedi Temple, which canonically is what led to Han and Leia breaking up.
Ben is 29 in The Force Awakens, meaning he turned to the dark side less than 7 years prior to that movie.
Rey is 19 in The Force Awakens, which means she was at least 12 when Ben turned to the dark side.
This means Rey was born at least 12 years before Han and Leia broke up.

>You really shouldn’t comment on shit if you don’t at least know what the fuck you’re talking about

I fucking love irony.

This sounds retarded enough to be true

Forgivuness Engrish prease here com'a spoirah
[spoirah] Rey find Ruke. Ruke no train. Den Ruke train. Ruke irand hav'a big boobie monstah. Monstah is ghost. Turn into Vadah. Rey beat. Kyro come. Ruke beat. Den brack boi go to casino. He meet man. He bad man. Betray brack boi. Rey tell Ruke "Go fighta Snoke. He go. Everyone on white pranet. Big fight. Den go to star ship. Snoke raugh at Kyro "you no kill mama" Kyro mad. Kyro roose. Snoke bad vampiah. Ruke say "Everybody go!" dey go. Ruke stay. Movie end. [/spoirah]

All black people have the force how do you think they get laid?

You know both Han and Leia could have cheated on each other? But I guess you are too dumb to realize that.

If true, then I’m ok with this. Best option we had available

Are you the original person I was speaking to? Because if you are, you're an idiot.
If not, let me clarify: I made the point that Disney wouldn't have their hero cheat on his wife and baby mama, to which user responded that Han and Leia had been broke up for years and so Han could have conceived Rey with some random bar slut after their separation, thus bypassing the cheating aspect.
This is when I provided the explanation of why that is 100% not possible and user is a retard.

You're giving Disney way too much credit user.

>implying the "luke wiped rey's memories and implated fake ones with the force" was a "pretty cool leak"
people like you are why we can't have nice things

Then why leia hug rey?

Because you have autism.

all these fake ass leaks by disney, wheres the stupid force tree shit.

No user, to redeem the franchise you need Rey to kill finn, and make it something gloriously gory

Who cares? How do so many people have such shit taste?

the was an actual oversight. they had never seen each other beofre and yet they hugged.

This

The franchise that had names like jabba the hutt, lando calrissian, Qui-Gon Jinn, etc now uses the name Captain Plasma

You know it's actually Phasma right?

that was the plot of KOTOR you retard. you got rused

>that was the plot of KOTOR
Given Disney's handling of the franchise, that could actually happen.

That actually was implied in the trailers. Even Rian said it was spoilerish so holy fucking shit if this is true.

Nah, I don't watch this shit

Still a faggot name tho

I know you haven't seen the movie but I am unironically expecting you to be right

Because it's her movie, shitlord.

>tfw there are so many leaks that contradict each other and as such we still don't fucking know the spoilers of the film despite being a few days from wide release

The film doesnt even come to China until next year. Holy shit OP is stupid

aka Captain Phimosis

is this the Diamond is Unbreakable of star wars?
is this entire movie a jojo reference?

You're gonna feel real stupid when spoilers come out

She died in the battle.

You really think a Chad like Han never had any side hoes?

>Finn after his battle with Captian Plasma finds out he has force powers
star wars is a gay nigger film now

>now