How can you prove to yourself that your life isn't actually the real Truman Show?

How can you prove to yourself that your life isn't actually the real Truman Show?

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It's not interesting

Something this boring would have been cancelled long ago

Im black

>spending all day fapping to pov Mommy SPH
They would have given up on me years ago. Not a single interesting thing happened to me in 15 years

This, no-one would watch it

What if you only believe this because they've conditioned you to?

I'm not a rural/suburban retard, my world is too big to be an enclosed space of actors.

the lewd shit i do and watch would definitely not sustain a captive audience

>NSA and CIA on every single device
it is the Truman Show

Why would anyone watch a depressed man sleep 14 hours a day, take pictures of birds and try to work up the courage to kill himself every couple of days

Well then the entire world is glued to a show about me browsing Sup Forums.

sounds art house to me famalam

Same.

Post some bird pics

covering my self in magnets and red laser beams to destroy the any cameras

I've unironically raped someone and they would have stopped me

what type of birds

this is the Truman Show and God is the audience

I've fapped to coworkers, parents, lolis, underage actresses, etc and never got a single look of disgust from anyone.

I steal shit from work and haven’t been fired yet. I also fucked an intern in the bosses office and blew my load on his chair. Pretty sure I’d have seen some repercussions from this.

go away, Descartes.

haha birdfag
you from /p/? post some birds, you memer.

Because I'm not in prison LOL

lol we are all our own prison haha

>its a truman makes a thread about trumanposting then gets banned by the mods again
these new seasons are just re-runs of old episodes now

if my life were the truman show the producers would probably send some actors to talk to me from time to time instead of just letting me sit alone in my house all the time.

Because I went through HR's mails at work and leaked a list of people who were going to get fired, and I still have a job and got a better position where I do nothing and can browse Sup Forums

i spend all day doing nothing, there is nothing in my life to watch

he means loli's user and or hard drugs

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*flips you the bird*

dump your bird photos user

post tits

Because a show about a guy who sleeps 10 hours a day, plays video games 8, faps to furry and anime porn 2, and shitposts the other 4 would not be a horrible thing to waste your time watching.

I spent like a year when I was 11-12 convinced that I actually was

Nearly everybody who saw the movie back then at least considered it. Same with The Matrix.

>Something this boring would have been cancelled long ago

Oh really?

Id watch it post birds.

>Extremely specific coincidence happens
>Reminds me that I'm just living in a simulation

it should be cancelled, i would be impressed if anyone would watch this fucking shitty show. Also, if i`m on a fucking studio it´s a shitty one too, cheap actors, cheap city, cheap all.

kek
the pictures of birds part were pretty tho

pretty solid evidence right there

If you are all watching me right now, fuck you sick fucks, I hope this world burns.

>tfw user killed himself before posting birds

May you fly with the creatures you admired, you beautiful bastard

I'm not arrested yet

because the fcc would have stepped in and done something about it by now

how do you know the outside world isn't 100x bigger than this one with tons of slave labor actors?

I flew across the world

I doubt any network would air my ranting screeds about kikes. Seems counterproductive

no i mean the real outside world.not your retarded sky treadmill.

i kinda did
i usually walk around without glasses and everyone goes about their day
but i started wearing them and people act like im aware now, like theyre onto me being onto them, no schizo

How would you prove that it is?

Like, say I maybe agreed to something a few years ago, even signed some stuff, about being on a reality show, but without them letting on what I was doing, and which I forgot about thinking it lead to nothing.

Then recently I discover that in the meantime the production crew bought up basically my entire childhood hometown, before manipulating me into moving back there, to find it populated by actors. My family and everyone I know are in on it, and every hollywood gimmick under the sun has been used to gradually make my life more surreal.

To make things worse, they fuck with streams (just like that scene in The Game where the TV talks to him, or the radio bit in Truman Show), and they gradually let me in on all the huge conspiracies known to people inside the entertainment industry that have been sitting in plain sight for decades, and that the truth of this shit turns reality on its head in such a way that it's basically impossible for me to have a conversation about anything whitout sounding like a conspiracy nut. Even if I bite my tongue on that stuff, my own situation is already fucking nutty.

How the fuck would you convince anybody that you're living in an open-air Truman Show?

Proving it being real and proving it being false are actually the same problem

because my name isnt truman

I need a hint.

making pictures of sluts from a hidden location. That man got his hobbies well thought out.

because I move alot. Dallas now, Tokyo soon. before I was at Shanghai and Budapest just before that.

Truman Show was a set, and they didn't let him leave. so there you go.

Who would want to watch some overweight guy jerk off all day while watching anime and shitposting on an image-board?

Or it it?

Id watch that, also does he try to become a bird to escape his life and ends up jumping off a skyscraper with glued on feathers at the end?

I cant still be in a Truman show like experience they would have cancelled me after all them rape episodes aired.

When you get on a plane how do you know you arent watching a green screen and they are changing the set?

I'm a closet narcissist so I would love it

because I'm not an actual retard. plus, getting to the airports. so again, there you go.

What if the budget is bigger and they can afford more sets?
What if Truman Show was made that way amd shown to you so you'd think it couldn't be happening to you?

true

I haven't gone further than a 2 mile radius from my house in 4 years

The thing about Truman is he wasn't any organic human. He'd been cultivated from birth by a team of behind-the-scenes psychologists, and his entire world was product placement.

You think you're just jacking off, but you were carefully conditioned to like porn which enforces power structures that exist outside your local context. You think you're just fat, but your diet was designed by giant corporations who represent old European money who got "you are what you eat" down to a science which makes people into complacent, willing consumers with no will to alter the status quo because they're biologically incapable of wanting it. You think anime is shameful, but it's actually a vector propagated by Confucian rebels designed to penetrate the corporate firewalls surrounding you, and they have encoded messages within it specifically for you. Listen to the anime, user. Let it guide you to the next world. We'll break down the door, together.

Would honestly be a good film.

Google "the problem of solipsism".

tl;dr- you can't, even in theory.

Can you share some of this content you speak of? I'm doing a project for my psych class on fetishes and I need these videos for research.

I'm genuiely 99% convinced that I don't even exist

my reality is like some run off divergent possibility where I was born

Nice

That doesn't mean anything. here, trust me.

This production has a lot of layers, and at one point I decided to get some answers. I flew to Iceland and then LA looking for clues, and thinking that at worst it would be a vacation in the real world.

Turns out it's actually easy to book plane tickets, and an army of cunts came with me. Since my devices are compromised (there's a surveillance culture aspect to this thing, as you'd expect from a Truman Show set in current_year) they fucked with hotel bookings and flights, and reminded me as much as they could that I wasn't alone.

It was a lot less extreme than it is in the home setting, but the longer I'd stayed a way the better they would have adapted to a mobile production. What did that dome even accomplish? There's no reason that a real-world Truman Show would need a dome.

What did that dome even accomplish?

Well yeah, that's all of existence. Every number is an algorithm, and everything which resolves to the same value shares the same mathematical identity.

The only reason the matrix can seem real is because infinity thoroughly reinforces itself. Every single possibility that could possibly lead to an experience like your life is exactly equivalent from the perspective of you.

That's also where there's no point in infinity at which you can stand and say you're outside the matrix. Everything is matrix, and anime is real.

Crazy to think of, because I can relate that to myself and used to, too, but couldn't articulate it the way you did. I also used to consider if maybe I have already died in my original life, but my "soul" jumped to an alternative branch when I had close-call situations, where the odds turned out for me not dying and I'm there now. Maybe some things slightly change between these alternative worlds?
Does it have a name, or am I talking gibberish?

>What did that dome even accomplish?
>What did that dome even accomplish?
I definitely deleted the first one, but they consistently fuck with my posts (and everything else) to get a reaction from me, because this is reality television.

The longer I stay in this thread the weirder my posts will get, so I'll leave now.

suddenly
>anime

Too unsympathetic a protagonist.

Stay

I cannot. Yeah, its boring, yeah its sad but for some reason I think people want to watch this.. not for me, nono. just no. But for themselves, how they can watch 30 minutes or so of me masturbating with a sex doll, or shitposting, or throwing hundreds of dollars away on a single phone game or watching [adult swim] for the 5000th time.

At first I thought the directors made a show of my life to show the innocence of a child grow up and prosper into an adult everyone can love or relate too.

But turns out they keep me around as a warning to others. Most thoughts I have play themselves out eventually. I keep telling myself its all coincidences but two things are constantly kept out of reach, like a carrot on a stick to keep the shows ratings going. Love and happiness.

Ever get turned down for a job flipping burgers by someone almost 10 years younger than you?
Ever get turned away for not having 3 years job experience delivering pizzas?
Ever search for a puppy for more than a year but still get the same ole, same ole?
Ever budget welfare so well you can have a nice living from it?

I want this show to end, but someone in my head always says in a stern, disappointed tone to not kill myself. At first I thought it was the human spirit to want to go on to see a tomorrow but the voice keeps changing.. probably some poor fuck at the bottom of the barrel for voice acting or show business. There was a female voice for awhile but she started crying as I was holding my fathers shotgun one night and never heard her again.

I want to be canceled. but cancellation never comes. Then I think, at least it is not on Fox and have just enough of a laugh to come back here.

But I am outside the matrix

That became dark from 0 to 100 in an instant. Nicely put

Sup Forums as truman

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Thank you for the pity reply, social media employee. But I know you are just doing your job.

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What you're talking about is quantum immortality. No matter what happens to you, there's some tiny fraction of many-worlds-hypothesis realities in which that thing isn't fatal. Even if you set off a nuke in front of you, quantum probability demands that in some tiny tiny subset (yet also infinite) you survive, somehow.

Soooooo, maybe it's impossible to die, from your own perspective. Maybe the roller coaster of reality can never actually be terminal, because consciousness seems like a contradiction anyway, right? Like how could you ever actually experience death when death is the absense of experience? Sounds like bullshit to me.

Because I have seen people literally die in ways that can't be faked.. It would have to be one fucked up show for that to be true.

I had this really terrifying trip on 2 tabs of strong lsd where I literally saw each quantum reality tear away from the present in front of my eyes

everything that could possibly happen was just as real as the reality in front of me

Nobody said the audience is human.

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I feel bad for all the people that watch me fap all day everyday

The authorities would have intervened by now desu.

Dude....WOAH

>it's a Truman peruses Craigslist to fuck CDs and trannys in his spare time even though he has an attractive and loving gf who expects him to propose in the near future

Because I would have been arrested ages ago for the depraved shit I fap to

Because I'm an EMT and I've seen some dead people. Also one guy went in cardiac arrest right in front of me, no way he was an actor

I'm sure if people could see how I live I would be put in a psych ward a long time ago

people observing my natural ways is one of my biggest fears. and I've spent years cultivating the curtain of a semi normal human

You left out the constant masturbation.

>tfw too depressed to masturbate