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So Sup Forums how do I come out to my of 6 years as gay? Are there any comics/cartoons in which this happens?

Just tell them?

This. But do it in a humorous way so they don't feel completely lost. Something like:
>You might want to get an AIDS test because I just found out I'm gay
>I'm sorry but after several years of dating you I think I might be gay

to your what of 6 years? finish the damn sentence you gay retard.

parents? gf? bf? friends? family?

What's confusing about "I'm gay"?

>breaking up with your SO of 6 years with a joke
Not that I'd know anything but this seems like a terrible idea.

Probably the part where they say they're gay after years of being in a committed heterosexual relationship.

Inb4 iceman comic, and 200 posts about OP's grammar

I accidentally the whole thing.

jump down and say some fuckin gay shit

First of, the OP is a retard who didn't write his question properly. It just says "my of 6 years." Secondly, how does making it into a joke clearer?

Humor cuts straight to the point and softens the blow

Or, more likely, increase disbelief because they'd have no idea how serious you're being.

There will be disbelief either way

I think it confuses the message. Keep it simple and genuine, you can still be playful about it if appropriate.

Introduce them to your boyfriend. If you don't have one then it doesn't matter.

just say, "i'm gay, this can't go on, it's nothing personal," assuming you're talking about your hetero gf/bf/wife/husband.

Still waiting for OP to clarify who the fuck they're telling this to.

Buy your boyfriend this shirt and invite your relatives to dinner.

>*Teleports into bf's behind*
>nothing personnel kid

guys, how do I come out to my 6 year brother that I'm gay and want his shota body?

>parents?
>his parents of six years
>OP is six years old

You answered your own question, OP

>"Hey I was thinking we could sit at home and watch TV tonight"
>"Sure honey, what did you want to watch?"
>"Samurai Jack"
>"OH MY GOD YOU'RE GAY"

So then there's no point in opening with a dumbass joke especially since It actually wouldn't soften then blow at all. Itd be insulting if anything.

this is a great suggestion. op should also remember to unsheathe their katana as they do it.

You don't need to, six year olds are typically pretty weak.

Just be direct.

touch him up and see how he reacts

Is "unsheathe their katana" an euphemism in this case?

>"Rick and Morty"
Ftfy

OP, just let them know that you are an OP.
Not exactly subtle, but works every single time.

No, OP's pic is from Samurai Jack. I don't blame you for not being able to tell though, the shows look pretty much identical.

Oh look, today OP IS a faggot.

Anyway, can't you just stop being a faggot?

Pull a Ralph Wiggum and say, "I like men now"

Im not gay but really enjoyed ASSCASTLE.

What's asscastle

What OP coming out to? Boss, friend?

A comic about some dude that mastubates to gay porn and dies? I think.

Why would you come out to your boss? Unless you expect him to fuck you and give you a raise for sucking dick well.

A dick manifests in his wall and he sucks it then goes on a dicksucking fag journey and is gay.

>come out to boss
>sue boss when he tries to fire you for fucking up at work
>judge sides with you because of political pressure and death threats from the tolerant left