Cooking Kino

What are the greatest cooking shows out there?

Is Jiro legit?

Pan nice and Hot?

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Yan Can Cook

Milky milky warm and tasty

Nigella is a cockhound

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I'd never learn how to cook if I watched her show.

Giada at home. Alot of people give daisy ridley shit for her xenomorph like appearance, but wait till you see giada try and smile.

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>2:15

She was on MasterChef Australia for a week last year, looked so damn good I pulled my dick out and jerked off right there on the spot 2 times. Plus she's like 60, can't believe she still looks so good, her tits are amazing.

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My wife

>uses stock thickener

prove that you don't need any actual cooking skill to get a show of your own, very nice tits though.

They don't make these shows for chefs, just the average person.

>nigella will never be a trembling mess while crying and snorting cocaine off your penis

is this peak mommy?

>you will never make her gag and choke on your penis after she snorts cocaine off it and have her thank you for it afterwards

Good Eats is great. Actually teaches you cooking, and has lots of film references.

>"Yeah I'm cool with you calling me mom, I think its sweet user. What would you like me to make for you tonight?"

>"I look good in this dress? Thanks user, but makes me think you have ulterior motives. You want me to cook something special, is that it?"

This is her now.

JUST

I'd tap that

>80th birthday
Good for her

I can't fap to this

Project smoke

Would

second

Imagine preparing a coffee with milk from her milkies.

>ywn listen to Nigella insult your sexual skill in a posh British accent

JDIMSA

Giv me a quick rundown about that coke joke

k i n o

You guys should look up pics of nigella in her younger days, like her early twenties. Sweet Jesus she was hot.

holy shit, she's 57 years old. that's insane.

Kino

NO

I'd pay a large amount of money to choke her while pounding her

Autists that have never snorted cocaine or seen it IRL meme about doing drugs.

too much coke
not enough sweets
she fucked up her balance

i have no mouth and i must scream

...

She looks "ok" there especially for her age

And especially for a coke addict

Seriously
>Light, light tan
>Eat more chips
boom back to super gilf

Keith Floyd and Ainsley Harriot are both entertaining to watch. Floyd because he's drunk all the time and Ainsley because he's so crazy they made him a meme.

Jacques pepan is based.

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>yeah bwoi

SOUPS, STEWS, AND CHILI'S

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

MOMMY MOMMY BABY HUNGRY
MOMMY MOMMY OR I'LL BE ANGRY
GIV GIV TASTY MILKY
GIV GIV COME HERE QUICKLY
I NEED THE MILKY I HAVE TO HAVE IT
I NEED IT I CANT KICK THE HABBIT
QUICKLY QUICKLY PLEASE DONT BE LATE
QUICKLY QUICKLY OR I'LL MISBEHAVE
BABY WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP
BABY WANTS TO FEEL RELIEF
KISS ME LIGHTLY RUB MY TUMMY
TUCK ME IN I LOVE YOU MUMMY

Rachel Khoo > Nigella

Anyone else sit in the dark with this sound effect on a loop for 3 hours?
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I take it /ck/ doesn't rate Jamie Oliver at all?
His stuff is always the comfiest to watch at least.

jesus what a fat fucking cow

yeah easy if you have a displaycooker but mine is on gas and you can never tell how hot it is

It's Pepin and yeah. Dude knows his shit and gives zero fucks what you think.

I fucking hate milkposters so much...

God damn.

absolutely this

fucking based

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I don't mind Jamie Oliveoil, he seems genuinely nice and enjoys what he's doing. It's that visible passion that makes cooking shows so fun to watch. I felt bad for him when he tried to show the yanks how to not make their kids obese and they all sperged out at him and made him cry. I feel a bit less bad knowing he's fucking loaded, but fair do's, he earned it.

Mum went to one of his restaurants and said it was great.

This is the inevitable outcome of every thicc girl