Cmon Silent Bob let’s get the fuck outta this gyp joint.. with this fuckin faggot Dante.. you cocksmoker
Cmon Silent Bob let’s get the fuck outta this gyp joint.. with this fuckin faggot Dante.. you cocksmoker
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Kevin smith sucks and this movie sucks
When you turn 16 this shit will no longer be funny
This was Gen X's "Citizen Kane"
fuck you it's funny
I'm 60 and it's pretty funny
>faggot
Why the homophobia?
t. Soyboy
I hope you die bitch. Break a hip from getting fucked in the ass by a stoner. Hur hur ass licking. Faggot. Man child.
No it's not. Embryo
You sound more like the manchild here.
even when i was 16 i thought it was unbearable
Goo goo ga ga bitch. Enjoy your toilet humor. Tasteless mental defective.
your penis is an embryo, spaz
If I wanted comeback I would have wiped it off your mother's ass. Embryo
That's right bitch. BTFO.
Ya done. Ya fucking done.
You'lldonottin. Nottin.
HOW MANNAH PEEPAH WANNA KICK SOMEAAAHSSS??? UHHIIIIDOOIIIDOOO
Holy shit. You're the second person outside of myself to ever confirm this.
>Fucking hysterical.
>Y'know, there's a million fine lookin' women in the world man, but none of them would bring you lasagna to work. Most of them just cheat on you.
please mister merchant of death please sir
The hardest pill to swallow, and it genuinely bothers me that such a simple, borderline fairy tale-esque line got lost in the 37 dicks meme.
>smoke my big fat cock
you can smell it
In a row?
...
a wise ass too huh? go ahead, keep crackin wise
And now he's gone full DUDE WEED LMAO
Fucking this. Too many people are picky.
It's only funny if you ever worked a menial job. Most of Sup Forums can't even manage to do that with their lives.
>rewatched Dogma recently
>God is a She
>Jesus was black
>there's a 13th apostle and he's black too
>Mary Magdalene was a coalburner
Yikes
Movies youngfags will never understand
Name a better 90s aesthetic than this film
That is what it so beloved back in the day, particularly among early internet users. Nowadays it's essential soycore
Cruel Intentions.
I think it's just cruel to make people like Jason Mewes famous, he simply couldn't handle it
>my girlfriend is ugly but at least she loves me
Would you like some coffee with your soymilk?
it also had no problem depicting sluts, a literal shit demon, drinking, murder, a retarded god and most importantly it did not take itself serious in any societal context
I realize that, but I still can't stand it. It's fucking weird, I had a laugh out of it when I was a kid, but now it's just tedious and when I'm supposed to laugh I just look at the screen, suffering second-hand cringe.
>>my girlfriend
And the incel recoils in shame and frustration.
it was beloved because it was a brutal fantasy roadtrip with scenes and effects worth talking about
it is nowhere near soycore
CANCER MERCHANT!
>THIRTY-SEVEN?!
>...Shut up.
You fucking idiot. Kevin Smith is the Orson Welles of DUDE WEED LMAO. Always was, from Clerks forward.
>I need to provide commitment and emotional support to get sex
Wow, so much soy. Maybe some sushi to help mop it up?
>HERE COMES RANDALL, HE'S A BERZERKER...
>I want to contract AIDS
Follow your dreams.
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
>BERSERKER!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?
>BERSERKER!!!
he does not speak it good like we do
I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today!
>did he say making fuck?
I think it's comfy. Same thing with Tarantino movies, my favorite parts are people just kind of hanging out, shooting the shit about whatever.
he's scared now because he sees the threat we present
Olaf, Metal.
>nah...nah..
C'mon, girls think sexy!
>I have only had fat with slutty fat chicks, one of whom is now my girlfriend
Jeez, that is really an awful lot of soy. Are you making a stir fry?
>that dance scene
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>MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK
BERSERKER!!!!!!
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK?!
BERSERKER!!!!!!
Yeah we got it the first time.
thats beautiful man
>What part of Russia you from?
MOSCOW.
...
josh homme was in clerks???
God is everywhere, my child.
>Tastes change as you grow older
Well colour me surprised. Just because you have changed your opinion, doesn't mean it's now shit and everyone else should think the same...
>this movie sucks
>proceeds to be a cunt like Jay
Olaf, girl nice?
>Skrillnick.
That's fucked up, man.
>Did you just say his name is snowball?
Yeah
>Why did you call him that?
It's...it's a sex thing. When he gets a blowjob he likes to have the cum spit back into his mouth...it's called a snowball.
>HE SPECIFICALLY REQUESTS THIS?
>What did he say?
I dunno man, but this guy's a character.
i'll knock your teeth out and pass all over your ass
>RREEE SEX IS JUST PUTTING MY DICK IN A HOLE
AIDS isn't fun, user. Rethink your shitty life.
>Hey can I grab a Gatorade?
If you grab one then everyone's gonna grab one!
any balls down there? bout the biggest par ya ever seen, dingleberry
and i hope it feels good
you hope what feels good
i hope it feels good to be right, there's nothing so gratifying as pointing out the shortcoming of others
well this is the last time i rent here
you'll be missed
screw you
I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am.
>My what?
Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
>I am physically incapable of having sex with anybody above a 7/10
Coincidentally, that statement also appears on the back of cans of soybeans
>>I am physically incapable of having sex with anybody above a 7/10
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Man goes into cage.
Cage goes into salsa.
Shark’s in the salsa.
Our shark.
I was inferring a statement from your soyish posts, you soy-addled loon.
thats because you have an increased existential fear level and anything that fucks with your own personal dogma you take very very seriously. this increases as most people get older unless theyve taken the time to come to terms with things earlier.
no need to thank me
>he can't even tell when he's being mocked
You're pulling off the dumb as shit aesthetic rather well.
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>if I refuse to acknowledge the truth in his posts, maybe I can dodge the real issue!
No one is buying it, go back to chugging your soy.
my mom's been fuckin a dead guy for years, i call him dad
Well that's why you're on Sup Forums, you unlikable cunt
remind me if the guy tries to buy somethin, ill shit in the motherfuckers bag