If you had your ideal powers (excluding omnipotence), would you be a hero or villain...

If you had your ideal powers (excluding omnipotence), would you be a hero or villain? Would you maintain a secret identity? Would you have a no-kill policy? Would you be a vigilante or work for the government?

Eh....
Of course.
Yeah, but only because of morals.
Vigilante, only when I'm bored however.

Honestly, if I had super powers, no lie I'd be a serial killer.

Probably a chaotic-good vigilante who has a no kill rule initially before going down a slippery slope as the years pass.

My ideal superpower is essentially beastboy level shapeshifting but also with the ability to turn into other people as long as I knew what they looked like.

I'd use it in self-serving ways but not to the extent that it would cause major problems.
No way in hell I'd be a hero, that would go incredibly wrong.

What comic is this?

Invincible

i'd impose my will on everyone. you can call that hero or villain, whatever. i know what the right thing to do is, and having the power to do it means I need to do that. right makes might.

Self serving as fuck, probably bordering on villain.

I'd probably just steel lotsa shit and live a quiet life with all my ill-gotten gains

Honestly, I'd leave and just explore space for a while.

I wouldn't be averse to doing good, but after a certain point everyone trying to get a piece of me (in every meaning of the term) would get to be too much.

I probably wouldn't do much of anything different really, probably just apply my powers to everyday life in small ways.

My first reaction to the idea of being given superpowers is "Heck yeah, I'll totally be a hero and fight for justice!". However, I think that sort of gung-ho attitude could just cause problems. The life of a hero is a hard one. One mistake could cost the life of an innocent. That is a heavy responsibility and I don't know if I could honestly handle it.

I don't think I'd sign up for superpowers, but I would still try to do the right thing and help people if they were thrust upon me. I'd definitely maintain a secret identity, as it would be helpful for fighting crime. I'd have a no-kill policy, as I'm not out to play God. I wouldn't work against the government but I also don't have any intention of becoming a weapon for the military, so I guess I'd be a vigilante.

I'd give everyone the involuntary ability to be immediately aware of a murder, including the perpetrator and their location, whenever one occurs.
Not only will everyone be fed this information, but they will simultaneously experience the thing the victims felt. Expect compounding overlaps.

Yes this includes wartime deaths.

I wouldn't go around punching people, that's for sure. I'd probably focus on investigating high-profile people who can ordinarily hide any traces of wrongdoing. Folllow up on conspiracy theories and stuff.

My endgoal wouldn't be to punch/kill them, it would be to spread compelling and irrefutable evidence of what they had done. I'd let everyone else enact justice as they see fit.

Pretty much this. Just because you're hung like a horse doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

If I'm the only superpowered being than there is no need for keeping secret identities and fighting crime... I'd go full Authority and declare myself god and king of earth.

If I was the only one with superpowers in the world I would basically sell my powers to people with absolute stupid amounts of money

If I wasn't I would probably just become a cop for that sweet triple overtime and pension while never having to worry about my well being because of how stupidly OP I was compared to the average street criminal

I expect either instant worldwide insanity or a form of super sociopathy to develop within a few generations. You can't subject a population to that kind of stress and expect there to be no fallout.

Of course I expect fallout.
In fact expect 99% of the Hospitalized population to immediately die of shock.

>Intigate all the big nations against each other thru false flag incidents
>Start WWIII
>Watch humanity burn to death
>PROFIT!!!!
Honestly after that would just going around exterminating the survivors in horrible, inhumane ways

Suicide rates would shoot up through the roof.

I would take over the world, tbqh

t.king superman

I'd just troll the shit out of world leaders and corporate powerhouses for my own amusement.

I would only go by the name Shitpost, my calling card a post with some shit on it.

probably do nothing or pull a SMT:apocalypse

My ideal power would be to denote with such force the entire planet and everyone on it would cease to be.

shapeshifter
I'd be totally selfish and half live a normal life and half fuck about as I please

Superman to start with, work with the governments of the world.

But probably get frustrated by them and the thorough corruption and go full Dr.Doom instead. Don't worry you guys can stay in my Latveria though.

Context is needed for stuff like this.

Do other people have powers or just me?

*detonate

Honestly I'd be neither.

I'm not a saint but supervillainy beyond robbing some gold is too much.

I'd fuck off the Japan and spend my days exercising and buying shit.

Benevolent dictator. Offenders would be warned, but if they do not comply they would be thrown into the sun.

I would retake Jerusalem

my superpowers would be to become the ultimate NEET, and it would only be used for good, which in this case is myself

>hero
>yes on secret identity
>not sure on killing to be fair. Probably not, depends on how invincible I am and if I could get away with it or not.
>vigilante all day err day.

I'd probably low key use my powers to make a shitton of money and live as normal but do those random things that would blindside people, like if someone parked like a dick I'd just drag the car out of my way.

I'd really waste my powers to make a boring normal life a little more convenient for me and piss off people who annoyed me.

Using my powers of parallel world jumping I'd go on a journey to find my waifu.

My ideal power (excluding omnipotence or otherwise 'getting greedy') is zero-effort flight. Because other humans can't fly.

Then I could alternate being a flying solitary monk neet and...

well no. I'd just be a flying neet. But I'd have a much easier time eating out of dumpsters and watching sunrises.

My ideal power is nigh omnipotence and I would kill people then revive them then get bored of killing them and simply remove their ability to do the action that made me kill them in the first place from their brain wiring FOREVER.

Ultimate NEET power would probably just be the ability to create money.

Id make human women develop chemical bonds that makes them obsessed with a single man's existence, in other words I give women the ability to fall in love. This chemical bond overrides their sexual instincts meaning they will never cheat on you EVER even if forced. This chemical bond can also be directed at a single man meaning you could have four women that want to your soulmate and try to kill eachother because they want you for theirselves.

I will just get away from earth.

Fuck super powers, I'm just going to get wizard powers

A lot more variety and utility

it'd honestly probably be half hero shit actually saving people from disasters,
and half killing horrible pieces of shit that don't deserve to live, not like the Punisher mind you... I'd be looking for the "non criminals" that bring hell upon regular people.

With the right powerset i could just accost them in their home and then leave them out in space somewhere

Hero's I'd be happy with

You pathetic romantic you

My ideal power would be to make everyone on Earth young and beautiful. I'd be a hero obviously.

Id reprogram human women to have a logical mindset rather than a muh feels so they are less cancerous to civilization.

If I had my ideal powers...

Hero and villain would be antiquated notions.

I would rule the world with an iron fist so dense that people will no longer understand the concept of "Democracy"

Freedom is overrated.

Your villains would be people who were once in cosmetics and elderly care.

But if you do that they'll never want to fuck you.

I would make the currency gold that magically weigh nothing if a human holds it meaning you carry a ton of gold with zero effort. This in turn would put an end to the fractional reserve banking scam that has plagued us for centuries along with fiat currency cancer.

The amount of gold would be limited however and finding gold counts as finding money meaning if you loot gold you get richer. However the gold supply is limited and thus is recycled around the globe endlessly meaning a certain amount of gold is impossible to reach but the humans will never realise this.

kek

Sane thing, I am doing right now.

I will get hyper strength and the speedforce. Plus, be ability to make someone ten times more smarter and grow fruit from my hands.

The reason women are so weird when it comes to fucking is because of their brain, if they had a more male mind they would just be like
"hmmm you got a nice bod lets have sex right now baby". There would no more stupid shit test like

"Buy me a drink?"
"I bet you say that to all the girls"
"I have a boyfriend"

Instead if a woman does not like you she would just say "sorry not interested" rather than beat around the bush and thus fuck with a man's mind.

It also reduces their sexual selection to just looks no more stupid HURR BAD BOYS OH YHHHH making them better for civilization

Is /r9k/ leaking or is this Sup Forums now?

Superman's skillset

Spend decades as a poltically-neutral protector of earth since I don't age.
Do shit like create a charity wherein I cut out the middle man and make sure all the money and resources go where they should.
Maybe use my superpowers to schlep habitats into space and propel humanity into a legitimate space age.
All while saving people's lives and offering disaster relief, building upon my persona as a totally benign symbol of hope.

Once a generation or two has passed and humanity starts taking my presence for granted, once all the good will towards me is simply a matter of course, once I'm the most beloved being on the face of the earth

Only then, will I become God Emperor and go full Golden Age of Humanity

All will love me and Humanity will rule the stars

>stupid HURR BAD BOYS OH YHHHH

You never met a woman?

And here we go a fine display of the muh feels brain, the woman's default response to any criticism is to insult you and deny it. A man would just ignore it.

I probably jack off...imagine jacking off while having a super power.

My dream power is total control over time. Just any time related power you can think of. Going forward in time, backwards, looping time, negating effect, negating cause, slow down, stopping time, etc.

The big issue is that none of these abilities are really helpful on a grand scale. So while I can do whatever I want without reprocussion I couldn't topple the world governments without a lot of effort.

Instead I'd live the high life, using time loops to make money in the present and live in total exhuberence.

I'd read a comic about that.

This basically

Id reduce human gestation period to 3 months.

t. Autist

You have no point to refute. You're making retarded assertations without a mote of evidence that show a distinct lack of experience with women, socially or romantically.

I could say "the universe is actually a monkey" and it'd mean shit, because burden of proof would be on me.

imagine jacking off to super powers

telepathy and telekinesis
i would be a hero who kills. if i see your going to kidnap someone by reading your mind i would make you go to the police and tell them while also cutting off your ability to lie forever. murderers suffer brain death.

i would never wear a costume and just go out like normal.

You are doing exactly what I just posted.

>the woman's default response to any criticism is to insult you and deny it

I could call all men assholes and no here would give a damn but say one thing about women and every femanon on this board chimps out, thats another primitive thing that should be removed from female brains their gender tribalism.

I'm surprised it hasn't come up

I'd be neutral
Vigilantism will take too much of my time
Id rather focus on advancing Science and space travel

I would go after heroines and play my little games trying to lure them in. At the same time I would also spend a great deal of time undermining rivals and stealing what they have, keeping them off balance and feeding them to other heroes.

All anyone would hear is that such and such heroine disappeared, and would show up one day fighting the heroes they once fought along side.

It would be dangerous of course, going after the other people with most powerful abilities, but that is half the fun, finding out new ways to undermine people's abilities and trap them.

We all secretly want that, to control and dominate, we usually just lack the ability to pull it off without getting caught.

I would probably become obsessed with strength and flight analog heroines. The flashy overpowered kind that get in too far over their heads.

No point talking to this guy, don't waste your time (Just like the few women he knows clearly don't)

I would probably want to do that.

Knowing my inner rage issues, however, I'd probably just end up murdering them horribly and leave all their criminal evidence at the crime scene... and also mailed to every news organization around so it can't be covered up.

I'd probably just end up killing every dictator within a few months of them taking power.

Yeah, wizard powers would be great.

I'd reprogram men to have a logical mindset rather than a muh feels so they are less cancerous to civilization.

Man, my ideal power would probably be to fuck everyone who posts on Sup Forums right in the ass and nut on their face.

I would invent a story about me being an intergalactic observant from a federation of thousands of species that are currently debating if Earth should join them or not. And that is up to me to bring them proof that humans are not the dumbest people on the Milky Way.

>the woman's default response to any criticism is to insult you and deny it

Third times the charm femanon.

Anyway shut up if you all you are gonna do is make noise.

Is Magic allowed?
With telepathy I'll probably just mind warp criminals to stop doing crime and do something productive like clean sewers or clean the garbage in the seas

Fat fucking chance. We're doomed.

>Regenerative mortality and limited time control

Imagine if Dio just puttered around designing boardgames and writing sci-f novels. Maybe just fuck with people on occasion.

Not even going to pretend I would be a superhero.

That's a very specific, gay, superpower.

I'm currently in a Champions 2nd edition game and my character has more or less what I'd want. Single target Telepathy and sub powers, Pyrokinesis, and Telekinesis (modeled after marvel's Typhoid Mary).
The character is learning to be a team player in a super group while slowly putting in the groundwork to undermine corruption in the USA government, primarily with Intelligence services and the Media.

In real life, if I had that power set, I think I'd do the same thing. Pure vigilante that rejects rules and laws in the pursuit of bringing down self serving politicians and officers in intelligence agencies / media moguls so they are utterly ruined in the eyes of the public.
I think I've been on the Sup Forums boards too long. But God, would it ever be fun.

I'd mind warp criminals to be gay as punishment

Depends on how i feel but I'd be fucking fabulous when i do it. Everyone would be looking at me when I did shit because magic yo.

Fireworks going off, one day I'll pull a bank robber out of a hat. The next day I'll steal venus de milo and release a 5 hour long hot glue video of just my dick releasing cum like a waterfall.

Id make that largest possible penis for human males to be 6.5 inchs x 5.8 inchs across just to torture all human women that will ever exist. What this means is all dicks longer than that magically become that exact length and girth.

Not me. I have Superman's super powers.

>torturing size queens and in reality most women

that's kind of perfect, well done user.

Why do you do this. I mean, I'm not that impressive, but that's just petty.

I would reduce the IQ of all white people in America to 78 to see if they would be more dangerous criminals than black people.

t.virgin

That's above average and very specific.

Most women won't be affected by this, why not just turn their clits off?

>why not just turn their clits off?
Like they do in the middle east?

My ideal power is universal bread control. Totally on the evil, yes?

That's way above average.

Nearly 7x6 inches which is pretty fucking big already.

How about this? During sex women experience horrific pain that men will never ever notice, and even if women do notice it they will never help you.

Ah thats perfect torture because you are utterly helpless muhahahahaaaa
Women are crazy about big dicks, its the number one reason they even cheat on dudes at all, remove big dick and they absolutely go fucking crazy from unmet cock pleasure the perfect torture needed.

The ability to ban people from real life.
Seriously, some of the people I see on here make me worry for humanity's inevitably doomed future.

who /trueneutral/ here

I think I would want to be like Spider-Man, but end up like Injustice Superman, who will try to keep the world in a bottle after one awful event tips me over the edge for not getting there in time.

It does depend on what powers I get though on how far I would go.

Hey.

I would summon around 2.4 billion homo erectus and drop them into every black city in America just to see a nigger's reaction to well " a nigger" from their perspective.

Next I would summon 3 billion Neanderthals into Europe and make the Europeans too empathetic towards them to even fight back.

I would reality warp every inner planet in the solar system to have life on it but only Venus and Mars are earthlike.

Does that mean people with smaller penises get larger to match that size? Because people with small dicks would still be small dicks, while 6.5 x 5.8 would end up being the new Size Queen hung size, and the average would end up going down.