At cinema

>at cinema
>quiet part
>hear someone’s cell phone vibrating
>immersion ruined

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>about to use the cinema showers
>sees a sign that says "No singles"
>as soon as I walk away a group of three guys go in

>Leaving the cinema
>Loudly discuss spoilers with your friends as you pass by the people waiting in line at the ticket booth

>cell phone rings in movie
>people turn to look at me accusingly
wtf did I do

>Leaving the cinema
>Me and my friend loudly talk like we just saw a completely different movie and freak the people around us out

>at cinema
>people start clapping after an intense scene

wait what?

did they had sex?

>protagonists escape predicament
>people start cheering

>at cinema
>asshole keeps peeking at their phone, keep seeing the light
>immersion ruined

I truly hate the modern movie going experience and I hope theaters all die out

>at cinema
>dance scene
>everyone starts dancing
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>sad part in a film
>in the moment
>some piece of shit worthless subhuman speaks up
>"This is SAD!"
>completely taken out of the moment
>whatever sad thing was happening is no longer sad
>scene ruined
>emotional climax ruined
>film ruined
>because some cunt needed to say the obvious aloud

I've never wanted to shout shut the fuck up as much as I did there

>at the cinema
>single man sits a couple rows ahead of you
>see how many popcorns you can toss into the hood of his jacket before he catches on

>that one kid who rocks in his seat and makes weird animalistic noises

every. time.

Sorry about that.

>at cinema
>girl that sits with her feet on the seat

Why to women do this?

>that guy who brings a can of soda to the theater
>he opens it in the middle of the movie
>rather than just opening it quickly with a loud "ksstp!" he thinks he's being quiet by opening it more slowly
>KKKST
>...
>Krrrrr...
>...
>rrrrrkkkkkkt...
>...
>ttttkkkkkk...
>...
>ptttttttp...
>...
>pop!
JUST OPEN IT QUICKLY YOU DUMB FAGGOT.

Can you wear a bib next time too?

That reminds of the one I hate the most. Seeing a scary movie and some asshole says something that gets a laugh so he decides he’s our comedian for the night.
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP

*opens bag of chips and crinkles the bag constantly*
heh, nothign personnel ,kid

because us feetcreeps have lead them to believe there are a lot more of us than there really are so they think they're being sexy as fuck

>at movie theatre
>horror movie
>someone's cracking up at the parts that are supposed to be scary
it was me at IT. the part what pennywise wavedashes in the basement was hilarious.

kek, i used to do that, sorry man, i was an anxious guy

>at cinema
>Capeshit blockbluster
>Extremely loud bit
>Calmly put earbuds in

does user know he has autism

>at cinema
>watching harry potter and his death stuff part 2
>harry goes off to sacrifice hinself
>girl starts crying really loud
>you could hear her sobbing trough the whole room
>someone shouts "BOHOOOO NOW FUCK OFF ALREADY"
>everyone laughs while Harry sacrifices himself

I may be on the Spectrum.

But I consider it an advantage over Normies

yeah but thanks to vaccinations now even the normies are joining our spectrum
when will it stop?

>learn about a new movie on the internet
>interested.jpeg
>Check my local kinoplex's timings
>remember my last trip there
>"eh, fuck it"
>wait three months and watch the bluray at home

I do this when watching horror movies at the theater because I fucking despise sudden loud noises

>at cinema alone
>didn't have time to get food, so stomach is making noises
>stomach growls during low volume scene
>people behind me laugh and say 'omg that guy who is sitting alone just farted hahahhaha'

that LOSER who is sitting alone just farted is what I would say, my friends and I would laugh at you, you freak! HAHAHAHA