What's Arnie's best one-liner?

what's Arnie's best one-liner?

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Adios Amigos

>DYLAN, YOU SONNUVA BITCH!

Yippeekiyay

>*screams in arnie*

direct yourselves to the helicopter

...

>stick around

Let off some steeeeam bennet.

Came here to post this.

>get to da choppah

You'll be back

Don't worry my wife will never find out...

Coke

>It's not a toomah

Here is sub zero now plain zero!

LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNET

THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

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>fhuck hyou

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Piss your pants

It's Turbo Time!

I EAT GREEN BERETS FOR BREAKFAST AND I'M VERY HAAAAANGRY

You think this is the real quaid?

>SEE YA AT DA PARTY VICTA

>PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

>Get your ass to Mars

>juuuz, juuuz to da uuven!

>Get dowen

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this

I'M GONNA ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY!

I shall return

I'M HEEEA KIRR ME

>is called Schwarzenegger
>basically black nigger
>I'll be black
I feel like there's supposed to be a joke here but I don't get it

Iced that guy, to cone a phrase

Hey bennit.stick around and we will see you at the party!

It is!


Lolololololololololollolololololololokolol...etc

Best answer right here

Ice to meet you

*throws knife*

STEEK AROUHND

I always thought it was Schwartz-A-Negger.

>To Jew a person of African American descent.

You’re luggage

i lied

These

She is a healthy female of breeding age.

I am not shitting on you

WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS

Should I watch Red Heat?

>I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.

>you're fired

Sue me, dickhead

>You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!

All the other ones made sense, but why did he kick that poor guy?

>Yes, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?

HERE IS SUBZERO
NOW
PLAIN ZERO!

Why does Sup Forums love one-liners but hate quips?

always gets me

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I'm too cool for the ice cooler

*brought to tears by Robin Williams final net worth*

came here to say this

He was just putting the kids down and taking charge, Slater style.

fucking this, lol
>remember when i said i'd kill you last ?
>i lied

CONSIDER THAT A DIVUORCE

>what happened to buzzsaw?
He had to split

COMESTA

just saw this
how could anyone even think about making this

Somebody will watch it. My stepmom loves shitty and I mean SHITTY pre-Hollywood Jet Li movies.

"Stick Around"

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If you were a bird, and you lived on high,
You'd lean on the wind, when the wind came by

yeah why not it's a decent flick. Arnold plays the straight man though.

You're luggage.

>"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

Schleeeezzy

"I lied!" feels like peak Arnie cheese.

Some of those cheesy chinese movies are good desu.

You're luggage

Your one aaahgly muthafucka.

You want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, huh? You're a FUCKING CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!