what's Arnie's best one-liner?
What's Arnie's best one-liner?
Adios Amigos
>DYLAN, YOU SONNUVA BITCH!
Yippeekiyay
>*screams in arnie*
direct yourselves to the helicopter
...
>stick around
Let off some steeeeam bennet.
Came here to post this.
>get to da choppah
You'll be back
Don't worry my wife will never find out...
Coke
>It's not a toomah
Here is sub zero now plain zero!
LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNET
THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
>fhuck hyou
Piss your pants
It's Turbo Time!
I EAT GREEN BERETS FOR BREAKFAST AND I'M VERY HAAAAANGRY
You think this is the real quaid?
>SEE YA AT DA PARTY VICTA
>PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!
>Get your ass to Mars
>juuuz, juuuz to da uuven!
>Get dowen
I'M GONNA ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY!
I shall return
I'M HEEEA KIRR ME
>is called Schwarzenegger
>basically black nigger
>I'll be black
I feel like there's supposed to be a joke here but I don't get it
Iced that guy, to cone a phrase
Hey bennit.stick around and we will see you at the party!
It is!
Lolololololololololollolololololololokolol...etc
Best answer right here
Ice to meet you
*throws knife*
STEEK AROUHND
I always thought it was Schwartz-A-Negger.
>To Jew a person of African American descent.
You’re luggage
i lied
These
She is a healthy female of breeding age.
I am not shitting on you
WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS
Should I watch Red Heat?
>I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.
>you're fired
Sue me, dickhead
>You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!
All the other ones made sense, but why did he kick that poor guy?
>Yes, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
HERE IS SUBZERO
NOW
PLAIN ZERO!
Why does Sup Forums love one-liners but hate quips?
always gets me
I'm too cool for the ice cooler
*brought to tears by Robin Williams final net worth*
came here to say this
He was just putting the kids down and taking charge, Slater style.
fucking this, lol
>remember when i said i'd kill you last ?
>i lied
CONSIDER THAT A DIVUORCE
>what happened to buzzsaw?
He had to split
COMESTA
just saw this
how could anyone even think about making this
Somebody will watch it. My stepmom loves shitty and I mean SHITTY pre-Hollywood Jet Li movies.
"Stick Around"
/thread
If you were a bird, and you lived on high,
You'd lean on the wind, when the wind came by
yeah why not it's a decent flick. Arnold plays the straight man though.
You're luggage.
>"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
Schleeeezzy
"I lied!" feels like peak Arnie cheese.
Some of those cheesy chinese movies are good desu.
You're luggage
Your one aaahgly muthafucka.
You want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, huh? You're a FUCKING CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!