Where are you funposting from?

Where are you funposting from?
What do you do for a living?

>Mexican
>politician
>shitposting on my office

How many ameribucks do you make from bribes each year?

Peña Nieto?

australian unemployed bedroom

no bribes, but i actually get big shekels.

>politician

>Sup Forumschairos

t. PRIeto
I hope you're saving up. AMLO is taking all of those sweet gibs away soon.

How much money do you steal?

>Mexican politician

What’s it like being unemployed?

hey Nieto

Mouse that cots 2000 pesos on a $1 mouse pad.

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>Italian
>NEET
>shitposting from my shitposting battlestation in my room

been lazy to ask for a new one, always forget desu, probably in January as i'm soon going on vacation.

Why don’t you tell me?

What do you think of GROMALD GRUMPH/the wall?

I don't give a shit what you do go post it on your blog.

Nacho...

Sammy Garcia go fuck yourself

the guy is just a sham desu, also even if he for some reason managed to make that fucking wall our lowlifes would find a way to exploit it and for our products we could easily focus on the pacific region or sell them ro Russia and get MIGs n stuff for the ultimate lolz.

>britlad
>NEET
>funposting from my phone oh cheeky ;-)

how firstworlders manage to be unemployed/neets without giving a fuck about anywthing else?

i mean here you might as well die or become a hobo if you can't provide yourself.

>my 9-5 office job (with a little phoneposting at home)
>structural/civil engineering / project management

>tfw have about 10GB of bane, pepe, avatar, wojack, and MEW on my work PC

>10GB

do you download every image/webm/gif you see? lol

>do you download every image/webm/gif you see? lol

you don't?

usually only the smug ones and shitposting worthy

>Britlad
>student
>tea in hand, comfyposting on half the screen of my battlestation, lazily writing an essay on the evolution of documentary in the other.

>frenchfag
>nurse (i'm male)
>shiposting from my comfy room with a cigarette and a can of redbull

> being this much of a normie
i bet your parents dont even come into your room at bedtime to check on you anymore

smoking is bad for you...

>losers so at odds with their pathetic reality they call their distraction box a "battle" "station"

>Irish
>Student
>Shitposting from work as a delivery driver

San Francisco. All I can do is shitpost indoors today because LAs come-uppance is flooding north cal with god awful air quality.

i know ... like every smokers i'm gonna say i'll quit smoking one day ...

>Brazilian
>Student
>Shitposting from home as I do some boring shit for college

>Be Mexican politician
>see countless injustices and problems in my country
>continue browsing Sup Forums instead of fixing anything

why did you start? want to be cool and fit in? loser.. smoking is never cool.

You don't understand how we roll in the 3rd world, Mike.

I prefer he pretends to do something, rather than negotiating with cartels or doing absolutely nothing.

kinda
everyone smoked around me and since i'm a fag i started too
i managed to quit for 2 years but (since i'm a fag) i started smoking again

>Be Mexican politician
>try to fix injustices and problems in my country
>get decapitated
Can't blame him desu

i-i don't live with my parents anymore

that is okay
i am weak too
i masturbate to traps

i'm not Jesus nigga, i help the people within my reach.

I'm not a loser, I'm the commander of a battlestation

i recently started smoking like an idiot and i just turned 30. never liked smoking, but recently when i'm drunk as fuck/high on coke i want a cig. turns into me buying packs and having them laying around and smoking a few every night after a few drinks.

you should cut out the drugs and cigarettes and alcohol because those will have a negative affect on your life

you know any cartel people bean?

yes i know user. thanks for the update. it contributes to my never ending cycle of depression and not getting /fit/.

>mexican politician

for some reason that sounds kinda sad, i mean, it is clear when someone's life is just spiraling down but still sucks if you can't help.

i'd like to say yes to fill my meme quota, there's no cartel here lol

>French
>Law student

I don't know why I choosed to study this shit but here you have to be top of your class to get a nice job so I work from the moment I wake up to when I go to sleep
I only browse Sup Forums while eating

what are you eating now?

>shitpost at work 9-5 Engineer job
>shitpost at home
>sometimes even wake up at night and post traps

Thanks for reading my blogpost. I don't think I've ever actually stopped browsing this site since I discovered it whenever I could and ESPECIALLY after phoneposting I'm a fucking fulltime slave

Why do all French constantly smoke at pc

>tfw being naturalized american citizen instead of third world mexishit

Feels good man

it's not that bad user. i've got a healthy career, decent dating life, and plenty of friends. i just have a few vices.

>post traps

do you do it because you like that shit or because you want to trigger someone?

>Americucks
>White

pick one

Ratatouille in conserve and chicken wing (2 min in the microwave)

>this is how pochos cope
Yikes.

>actually being pround of becoming an Amerimutt

all of my keks

Grad student office in a top 5 University

>t. Mohammed

>French
>Student (engineering)
>funposting in my shitty room putting pencils in my anus

oh, well i hope your vices won't make you fuck up with the good thing in your life.

That sounds tasty, keep up the work. I dont have the strength of will to ignore tv and study so i often find myself phoneposting in the library writing essays. I take a break every few sentences to respond to (yous).

>American
>Luxury Car Dealership
>The computer in the cars
You don't know true luxury until you've baneposted with voice-to-text in a Range Rover

thanks fampai

your concern makes me comfy. i hope your life is going well and you have a nice christmas.

how naive can one person be?

S O P A
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dannyboy fuck off

>Not UMA

get your memes right

>usa (british, not american)
>pilot
>in my lounge watching vikings

how did you guys react to not qualifying for the WC? i'm third generation from a predominately italian suburb somewhere in canada, big money loss come this summer.

we laughed at the expense of the imbeciles in charge of Italian football
it's sad, but there's no point in getting mad

i feel you bro

What state?

Soaking my feet in. hot. Water.
Phone.

REKT

Me too indeed this is what i'm actually doing

>Chicanos thinking they are better than Mexicans
Just a reminder your dad or grandpa jumped the border, because he was retarded and poor, and couldn't get a decent paying job.

What?

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>Singapore
>Research executive
>shitpost from my work computer. Usually making fun of DCucks and supporting Marvelchads

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Soyboy

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huh

dustlungs

>Russian
>student (political science (yes, i am this retarded))
>Lying in bed in my dorm

Yeah and now he makes more money than 99% of Mexicans

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Kumamoto eres tu?

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Sopa de macaco UMA DELICIA