Looks like Star Wars kino is back on the menu

Looks like Star Wars kino is back on the menu

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>It's the best one since Empire Strikes Back!

>the best Star Wars since the last Disney movie

>star wars
>kino

>rotten tomatoes

"paid Disney shills say Disney movie #27285 is the best one yet!"

disappointment.

>but it worked for me
Sounds like the opinion you would expect from a Disney soyboy

>current year
>still thinking Disney pays reviewers

You still upset the DCEU sucks?

>he has an opinion I don’t like
>pull out the insult folder file
>cuc....no
>shil....no
>here we go, soyboy

All professional critics are paid off. They're nothing but glorified shills.

Didn't they same the same with TFA? These fags don't know what Star Wars even is.

Truth hurts

>>Luke Dies
>>Snoke Dies
>>Rey's parents are pieces of shit who don't matter
>>Yoda convinces Luke to train Rey
>>Supreme Leader Ren
>>Ends with Leia being talked to by Force Luke, he'll always be with her
>Now JJ Abrams is coming back to officially ruin everything

>Unceremoniously killing off what was made out to be a big bad new villain. New villain is a grey character.
Sounds fine.

Bingo bango from this accurate mango.
You'll never have the Star Wars that we had - you're fucking soulless parasites suckling the congealed blood from the demonically reanimated corpses of better films. You have no taste, no dignity, no critical thought, and most importantly: you have no self-control. You are a recycled generation of tools living off the afterbirth of true creativity and cultural prosperity, and you have the gall to call yourselves "progressive" and "modern."

You make true artists sick.

What is stopping the critics from posting spoilers under an anonymous nickname? Can Disney subpoena IP addresses?

Even if they're bribed nu males they're still adults who probably don't care that much to spoil the ninth movie in a series for children

(((rotten tomatoes)))

I guess. The world is too cynical now, actually living to see VIII without any semblance of what's going to happen, would require a personal and self imposed media blackout.

critics probably didn't even bother to watch the film user.

>mfw star wars kino is back on the menu

*soy kino

everything always "works" for these dumb drones

>JJ Abrams is coming back to officially ruin everything
What did Rian fix? Seems like he fucked it up just as bad as JJ.

Did they really have to destroy the old characters and flip off their fanbase?

I thought I could pull off saying soyboy at work today. I think I got called a faggot behind my back.

:^\

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But it was.

Game over /tv , Disney won

There aren’t enough words to express how much I LOVED #StarWars #TheLastJedi! It is mind-blowing! I’m in geek heaven!

it might as well be, most Star Wars movies are shit, the only one that truly is good is RotS

>mfw Sup Forums gets BTFO yet again

Shill or not, I'd fuck the autism right out of her.

Reminder that Ebert gave TPM a 4/4.

Why do tumblr legbeards say this kind of nonsensical garbage?

>is killed of unceremoniously by Kylo
Holy fucking shit this is not how you do a compelling twist.

Because they're stupid.

>original trilogy left
>nu wars right

Sounds about right

luke dies so cant be best film

There are 9 SW movies counting with this one. This means if it is 4th in the ranking it is is still "one of the best" in the series. Given the others, not impressive.

>tfw I've gone from pic on right to pic on left during the past couple of months

When is meat back on the menu? And what is a menu anyway?

what did you do?

Hi I'm a professional critic who gave TLJ a good review and no one paid me except the publication I write for, which has no Disney ties

whoa... really makes me thenk

I started working out and eating right.

i trust jenny because she hated rogue one

photoshop

this, what do you expect them to say, "our new movie is just more nostalgia/propaganda, stay home"?

Did she like TFA?
That's the important question.

>professional critic
kill yourself

>believing an irish shitposter
you do know that australian and irish national pastime is shitposting, right?

>Ends with Leia being talked to by Force Luke, he'll always be with her
Ffs, this is the ending of Lord of the rings all over again.. why end on sappy shit?

Stopped eating soy

Shit

>ummm, like, some white guy named Luke dies, like, okay?... he was from the prequels, right?

what about soy sauce? is that forbidden too? do i have to stop eating fake chinese food?

I was part of the premiere and I have to say this is one of the best of series. What is particularly noteworthy is the representation from minority groups and the metaphors for fighting the straight white male patriarchy.

No, soy sauce is fine.

>JJ Abrams make mediocre "safe" Star Wars
>Rian Johnson makes something different, and people are saying it's great
>Disney brings back JJ Abrams for finale of new trilogy

Why?

Don't buy into it. All the critics were saying that TFA was something different and therefore great, too.

OMG Comcast owned company

Whom has a Distribution deal with Disney is saying it's a good movie.

((((((((((((((((Shocking Coincidence)))))))))))))))

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Doesn't matter what I buy into, I'm going to watch it

I'll know one way or the other after, but I don't understand why they're bringing back JJ

>Early buzz says that a new movie currently in theathers is the bestestsetstest thing since sliced bread
t. every movie promo ever

Hi @chrissmith

Cant trust reviews anymore. These are the same reviewers who think Captain America Civil War is a good movie

They're bringing back JJ because time is short. Colin Trevorrow was originally going to direct IX, but he conflicted with Kathleen Kennedy too much, so she replaced him with a much more obedient lapdog.

nah senpai its great
sad because homecoming is already being forgotten while WW is amassing all the awards?

>like, marvel funny
im giving up on movies

But CA:CW is a good movie for a superhero flick

>gag central

>a lot of smiles
>funniest star wars
>marvel funny
>gag central
God no...why?

It’s literally one of the most garbage capeshit circle jerks ever produced

> always with that Soylent Grin

Why was that top shot not in the movie? Too hypermasculine for numales?

Now this is what killed Lucas' enthusiasm for his vision of Star Wars.

Edge-beards that want to go straight from playing Gears of War to watching Star Wars without missing a beat.

Remember that these people are literally shills.
Chances are he's just regurgitating what he thinks will make people think positively about it.

Granted, that brings another set of problems, but this won't be the one you should be worried about

The absolute state of Marvelfags

>filename
kek

No thanks I have an 11/10 gf. No need to have sex with a piece of paper.

Imagine being so obsessed with your comic wars that you descend into this furfag mentality

>Goes to premier has a fantastic night.

>Wakes up a week later and has regrets.

TLJ raped me!!

WTF I thought this was supposed to be the darkest one

I figured it'd be good after they gave him control of the whole next trilogy

Looper wasn't bad either

Looks like Asian pussy is back on the menu

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They probably think that if they fuck with the tone people might not call it an ESB ripoff.

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>normal people say this movie is a lot of fun

Why would you watch it? Do you have a mental deficiency?

>Don't have any fun like these "normies", be miserable with us user.

How

>I figured it'd be good after they gave him control of the whole next trilogy
Maybe that would mean something if Kathleen Kennedy wasn't desperate for a yes man. It's hilarious that she had to beg JarJar Abrams to come back and finish the trilogy.

>Cares about movie that is LITERAL PROMOTION FOR A TOY SERIES so KIDS can buy the newest last jedi figures

>Cares about FUCKING CAPESHIT after age of 12, to see good guys beat bad guys every fucking year knowing how its gonna end

Can we all agree that watching these superhero capeshits is autistic as fuck?

because I enjoy Star Wars movies. I like that universe. I even managed to enjoy the prequels, despite how bad they are.

Actually posting ad nauseum about something you hate is.

nah. captain america 3 was a decent flick, for being capeshit

so you´re autistic? ok

no wonder you got mad at me for posting facts cuck LOL

>wants to watch jewish capeshit in space feat. SJWs knowing its gonna be shit
now this is autism

I don't feel that I have to explain, but there have been multiple, 300+ SW threads for days. Inside are posts by insane man babies, "articulating" that they hate it and anybody else that does.