I'm going to jail soon. Nothing too major...

I'm going to jail soon. Nothing too major, just a one month sentence for a stupid traffic violation but what movies should I watch to prepare for it anyway?

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Salo 120 days of Sodom. Luckily, you'll experience only 30.

you tried to be your own lawyer didn't you

>just a one month sentence for a stupid traffic violation

No one goes to jail for a simple traffic violation. Who did you run over, user?

Also just marathon Oz

Worse, I got a public defender instead. Useless asshole just told me to plead guilty.

>one month sentence for a stupid traffic violation
nope. lies

Shotcaller
American History X
Prison Break Season 1 and 2
The Legend Of Riki-Oh
Bronson

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Kek

Just relax you'll be fine. You're only doing 1 month in jail. I had to do 9

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Godspeed OP

With any luck, he'll only have shit thrown at him instead of being forced to eat it.

who did you rape?

>one month prison for traffic violation

is this real? Do people actually show up to court for these?

greentext your story op

say goodbye to your anal virginity

he probably said something vaguely racist on the internet

25th Hour.

Possible in Russia.

He used the wrong pronouns

Midnight Express

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR ASSHOLE

Shot Caller

this didn't happen. Nobody gets send to prison for a petty traffic violation lol.

>be american
>don't stop completely at a stop sign
>get raped in prison

No seriously I want this question answered, how do you go to jail for a traffic violation?

>be american
>don't stop completely at stop sign
>get shot
BANG BANG BANG

Honestly OP. Watch The Night Of. That had a fairly good portrayal of what its like to go from the police station to jail.

if he didnt pay his fine(s) and had a warrant out or driving on a suspended license

LE YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAPED XD

You faggots watch too much tv. Although I guess this is the tv section so

but a traffic violation in russia involves vodka and an axe

I was caught driving on a suspended license. They just towed my car away and I had to walk back to town.

where do you live

A remote town in rural Burgerland.

No, Russians just call that a Tuesday

just watch a bunch of gay porn, you'll do alright. wouldn't hurt to wear a butt plug and practice with a dildo too. oh and watch roots so you'll be able to sympathize with your rapists.

Not all the way back to town though surely?

I bet you ran a kid over while drunk or got multiple duis or something reprehensible like that. You're being overly vague and to me that's an indication that you're likely full of shit

Well, they offered me a ride, but I declined and had my criminal friend pick me up instead.

>One month sentence
>Traffic violation

The fuck

The only way this makes sense is if it's a DUI or reckless driving charge.

Brawl in Cell Block 99

Why do you have criminal friends? Thats not good

It's called a bench warrant, and OP didn't say prison he said jail.
Swear to god, people on this mexican ice-cream making website have no fucking life experience.

Because they know how to have a good time mostly. And other uses as well.

Beat someone the first day
Don’t drop the soap
There’s always that guy who can get you things

Listen to me, op. I know I have watched movies.

Shawshank and Office Space were your guide, right?

>tfw plead guilty to assaulting a police officer and got a £50 fine

I came pretty close to getting arrested yesterday. A gas station attendant thought I was drunk and called the cops on me. I immediately left and went home and they showed up at my house a half hour later asking me a bunch of questions. They didn't arrest me though.

How'd they know where you lived? Somebody get your plates?

Big Stan

Why didn't you just do this OP?

youtube.com/watch?v=k8-ycSkoYfc

what a classic!

I live above the gas station

kek

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Prison Break
Be like Michael Scofield.

Why don't you live in a real apartment? The worst neighbor you can have is a place of business.

I work in the gas station.

You'll be out in two weeks if you don't accidentally join the Aryan brotherhood and have to shank some Mexican. Just think of it as a holiday.

Cool Hand Luke.

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So why was ur license suspended in the first place?

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Why do you work at the gas station where there are coworkers and neighbors who call the cops on you for being a little tipsy?

I'm the only one that works there.

So you called the cops on yourself?

Yessir

Holy shit, good luck with that user.

>Going to prison for a traffic violation
Well done America

Good luck with that crisis of self.

>muslim rape gangs rape there way through the young white population
>no jail
Well done Yurope

>nigger rape gangs rape their way through the young white population
>no jail
Well done Clapistan

>muslim rape gangs rape there way through the young white population
HE BELIEVES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS,

>believing anything you see on Sup Forums

No actually I'm from Britain myself and most get no prison time the worst get 4 years or so.

I heard you have to watch out for Turks now in Europ if you come to visit. They're taking over, more than 100 years after the Ottoman's quit.

Turks only live in Germany.

enjoy getting murdered in the slammer

Yes there are "tons" rape gangs in britain that get caught and convicted and most get "no prison time" and the worst get "4 years"

Please tell me more. LMAOOOOO

It's is one of the world's safest countries. There are no ethnic tensions either.

KEK
>Sir you're drunk I'm calling the cops
>Fuck this I'm going home
>walks upstairs

Wew London is more violent than New York now.

Maybe, but still much safer because your thugs only have bats and knives instead of submachine guns.

>getting shot to death is worse than getting stabbed to death

>clapistan
prepare to get anally annihilated

this is perfect.

>traffic violation
>one month sentence
What the fuck America

Nobody said that, and its beside the point. Anyway, so you avoid London if you can, and still have the security of knowing you won't get caught in a crossfire of gang violence. It's fairly safe, but if you go to the city here you should be Afraid of Americans.

underrated post

youtube.com/watch?v=xL_PlbqyLcI

It worked for Tim

this was actually better than I reasonably could have expected it to be. Still a pass but at least it wasn't torture.

Watch Chopper it's the perfect prison movie

He's based, killed a paedophile then killed a nigger the guards organised a fight with.