Best of british

post best UK films and tv shows. i'm sick of all this american political sjw shit

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I refuse to acknowledge a welsh Bond

British TV fucking sucks dick

The U.S. versions of TV shows are ALWAYS superior

British Top Gear? An unfunny violent manchild spouting memes at a camera. British office? you'd have to be autistic to laugh at that shit and everyone's ugly.

And don't even get me started on Monty Python

>le spam XD

Brits today can't even watch tv without it being preapproved by the BBC to make sure that it's nonproblematic.

If you like British Tv you should leave this board

OP prefers the BBC lmao

dont know much but skins is enjoyable if you are under 20, the inbetweeners are the thinking man teens show, snatch is a must see along with Bronson also trainspotting 2 was better than the original.

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>that pic
Where the fuck is the scottish cocksucker?

American office I can understand idiots actually liking, but american top gear literally nobody likes

This looks like a title card from The Big Fat Quiz

>t.

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I can see at least 2 scuntsmen there

You mean Limmy?

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had a welsh batman and english superman, why not

British people are literally inbred mongoloids and regularly voted as some of the UGLIEST "people" on earth.

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Bale is English, user. Said so himself despite his place of birth

cringe kino

EL MULATO señoras y señores

this was fucking brilliant, yet very few people have ever heard of it.

>too inbred to formulate a proper response

I suppose that's what happens when Vikings cuck you out of all your attractive women and leave you with a piggish gene pool.

who cares. we're all british bros.

If you're looking to expand your X% folder, you could just ask

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same here

The vikings settled here you moron, what is the fucking danelaw?

I love finding out about old british shows. They always turn out to be kino. Thanks

why cant Americans (deformia meditari LVI) handle banter?

great first two seasons, the whole thing falls apart once nathan leaves though

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>the idea of letting them change their powers
honestly worst idea

I think the yanks who can pretend to be Australian, so they don't get classed alongside the utter spastics that get triggered by the 56% posts.

this pic makes me lol

someones gone to a lot of effort to make this, and for some raisin has decided that kevin webster should be in it

I have yet to see one inbred British "person" formulate anything witty. Only posting meme reaction images like tumblr womyn. No wonder their women crave BMC (Big Muslim Cock) when their ''''men'''' are this weak and effeminate.

Buuuuut on the other hand I wouldn't want to fuck British women either, so really the Muslims are the ones getting fucked over. I'd rather take my chances back in Syria desu

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>every time yur happy, it nourishes the demon
>seeing your niece is like takin' eet ta Gregg's

>this is the amerimutts reply
very poor

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I'm British, I'm white, I'm male.
The rest of you might as well be Sambos for all I care

For me, it's Dredd. Miles fucking better than that American travesty.

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I mean Ewan McGregor

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>this is the pinnacle of British humor

Almost as funny as le spam on Monty Pythons Flying Subreddit

>sambos

I don't speak provincial pidgin. Rephrase your statements in proper English (American)

was this done on 35mm?
surprisingly has colour

The best Carry On films in my humble opinion. All pure kino.

Carry On Nurse
Carry On Doctor
Carry On Cleo
Carry On Behind
Carry On Don't Lose Your Head
Carry On Follow That Camel
Carry On Camping
Carry On Regardless
Carry On Loving
Carry On Up the Khyber
Carry On Girls
Carry On Matron
Carry On Camping
Carry On at Your Convenience
Carry On Dick

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Top 007 Tier
>Dr. No
>From Russia With Love
>Goldfinger
>The Spy Who Loved Me
>OHMSS
>Licence To Kill
>Casino Royale (2006)

Good Tier
>You Only Live Twice
>Live and Let Die
>The Living Daylights
>Goldeneye
>Skyfall

Mediocre/Average Tier
>Thunderball
>Man With the Golden Gun
>For Your Eyes Only
>World is Not Enough
>Quantum of Solace

Camp/Fun but Shit Tier
>Diamonds are Forever
>Moonraker
>Octopussy
>View to A Kill

Just Shit Tier
>Tomorrow Never Dies

Die Another Day Tier
>Die Another Day

I've met Jim Bowen.

>thunderball and tomorrow never dies that low
your address. now.

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>make low effort shitposts
>get triggered when low effort memes get thrown back at you
56% of Americans will find this disgraceful

Moonraker is the best Bond film.
You do realise, the space sequences are more realistic than any of the Star Wars films

they're not even that old, they just never get memed on Sup Forums. probably as old as Rome, early 00's

>Moonraker is the best Bond film.

For you.

>early 00's

That is old, user

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i'm old

>I just can't get the fog to clear

>early 00's was 30 years ago

Where does the time fly, lads?

born in 85 here, pal

i love how the americans try to derail a brit thread then get BTFO within 10 posts.

you did good, lads.

yeah, where is the laugh track am i right!

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81 here. fkn 40 in 3 years.

ouch

Exactly! Not bad considering it was made by a load of stinky Frenchmen.

Withnail and I

I met Keith Chegwin

GAS MAN GAS MAN GAS MAN

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Take this for your new wallpaper m8.

when did Bond go from being a campy spy-action/comedy to jason bourne #2.

oh yeah, it was daniel fucking craig wasn't it.

so comfy

Not really as Timothy Dalton was quite similar, his two films were very dark and gritty.

Have this for your phone too.

>triggered

No ones triggered, I just wanted banter attached to the pictures as well. You guys are as dull as your media.

desu i've never watched a dalton bond. you could be right

Umm, an iguana being chased by sneks isn't dull, sweetheart.

mmhmmmmm

>shitposting for an hour in a thread you're not contributing to
>not triggered
I'm sure your % will go up one day

Dalton was a reaction to the the Moore films getting far too campy and silly, and the Brosnan films were going that way too so they reset things with Craig.

OFFICIAL SHARPE EPISODES POWER RANKING

CHOSEN MAN TIER
Company
Enemy
Regiment

RIFLEMAN TIER
Rifles
Eagle
Sword
Revenge
Waterloo

REDCOAT TIER
Honour
Battle
Siege

BAD FANFICTION TIER
Mission
Justice

UNNECCESARY SEQUELS TIER
Challenge
Peril

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT TIER
Gold

i hope after craig we get a real bond, or just someone who can deliver a line without looking like they're straining for a shit.

worst casting ever imo

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DELET

Line of Duty if no one has mentioned it yet

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can't wait for the muslims to just take that shithole over

What's that new Howards End like? I've only saved the Hayley Atwell webms.

looks bloodborne-y how close is the aesthetic to BB?

It's set in 1814 London so quite gothic and grimy yeah.

you mean like how the mexicans and blacks have taken over america?

nah, never gonna happen

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>you must! you must! you must drink our tea!!
every fucking time

>Mr Bean was able to get a gf

There's no hope for me.

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>implying Bean wasn't a mega-chad

Based Winstone.

Who here Rita, Sue and Bob too?

>"it's not my fault i'm a paki"
>"it fucking is!!"