Uh oh

Uh oh

good thing it's FUN

LOL is there anyhting this bitch doesn't like? I bet he comes for the buffet

Wait.. So it's good?

male culture vulture.

>luke is john wick
What is it they've sent us?
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Hope.

>luke is john wick
>comparing an iconic superhero to a most recent action hero

It mean Luke is shit, right?

In the context of the tweet, it looks like he's saying Luke is a badass and kills a lot of people(?)

it means GO WATCH EVERY NEW BLOCKBUSTER GOY, and dont forget THE JUMBO BUTTER FLAVORED MOVIE CORN

who play's his dog? That chink bitch hopefully.

It doesn't mean anything. He's one of those people who never saw a bad flick. Or if he did he wouldn't say it unless it was socially acceptable to.

looks like gran mal snookie is CONFIRMED for Plagueis

chewie

Just saw an early screening of MY WIFE'S IMPENDING DEATH. It's fun. It's scary. It's terrific. Stay 'til after the credits. I get married to some other broad.

It means Luke does Kung Fu with a gun

I'm so glad it's rich. That what I was looking forward to the most.

>NON STOP
so its shit

what is a deep pull moment?

>implying he'd wait til the end credits

a twist

>There is a deep pull moment that will have die hard fans losing their shit
Asohka comes back?

I know you're the big movie expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot... your wife is dead!

kek

He said Man of Steel was fantastic as well

What now Sup Forums??

why didn't he just say twist?

Holy shit I hate you guys.

R2

When the strong woman totally BTFO's Luke Skywalker and assumes her rightful place as leader of the galaxy, just as George Lucas always intended. I'm so happy strong women are finally getting their time to shine, and I say this having been a Star Trek fan for my entire life. May the force stay with you user.

Can't wait for him to go after James rolfe is he talks about the movie and to make sure he doesn't even listen to what he's bitching about.

no, she ate the dog

Shouldn't you be planning your new wife's murder, Patton?

>gran mal snookie

Is that Rupert Murdoch in the middle?

what the hell is wrong with you americans?

It'll happen to you too if your career depends on people liking you.

>Luke Skywalker is John Wick
that sounds awful

Despite claiming to be some herald of pop culture Patton rarely has anything beyond surface level knowledge. Just because that's the analogy he chose doesn't mean it's actually accurate. He probably just means "Luke is a very powerful force user with on screen action"

That's the thing though - I'm now concerned we're about to get Episode II flippy Yoda-tier bullshit

It means something deep or obscure from the lore is referenced and made relevant

>Luke Skywalker is John Wick

This kind of confirms one of the spoilers we've had

Well we're not going to find out by listening to Patton.

Star Wars is for soyboys, manchildren, feminists, faggots, and shitskins.

Young boys that go see that shit should be mocked and bullied until they suicide.

edgy star trek fan detected

Knowing he killed his wife must haunt him. So he becomes this weak piece of shit eternally chasing the next pay out by non caring businesses to pretend he is more than a slimy murdering kike with no real taste or self respect, pretty sad desu if you liked the guy. Me , i can't wait for him to be punished by a real god and not the satan that these kikes worship.

Who's the goblin on the left?

>star trek
>socialist propaganda

Noty

To be fair, John Wick is also the only good action movie since Crank 2.

Has anyone pointed out he killed his wife yet?????

He killed his wife

Why was she taking fentanyl, Patton?

Good point, he did kill his wife.

I heard a rumor that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. Is that true?!

Let's just say that the answer is maybe. But it actually is yes.

look at Hamil's suit in the tweet you fucking retard
it's not related to the movie, he's talking about MH wearing Wick's suit

Wait but why would Patton Oswalt KILL HIS WIFE?! I thought he loved her and all women and would never do anything to add to the rampant male on female violence that occurs every second of every day. Why would PATTON OSWALT KILL HIS WIFE?

no you retard he's saying that luke no longer needs lightsabers as he only fights with fists now

What about the Raid? Dredd?

Know how only #woke assholes have people coming out and saying they're rapists? It's kinda like that. A smoke screen.

What is it with corporate fags and john wick?

deep pull?

he better praise them or disney won't sign his ratatouille checks

>deep pull from the canon
I don't think there's enough depth in what's left of the Star Wars canon (after Disney wrote off the EU) to have a "deep pull."

Unless Harvey Korman shows up (which would be tough, since he's been dead for nine years).

>only #woke assholes have people coming out and saying they're rapists?

this is what conservatives actually believe

That was really weird. He didn't even apologize, he just said James was "a bad target" and deleted his tweets.

On the plus side it made GB16 flopping even funnier.

Underrated

I bet I could beat the shit out of you

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I think that's in reference to when he pulled the pillow over his wife's face

Who's patton's favorite star wars character? Anakin?

Disney is really pulling out all the stops to pay for shills

I would assume Rey because Patton's a soyboy faggot

No wonder hamil hated it

>review embargo still up
>rotten tomatoes already calling it certified fresh
how bad could this possibly be? low 50s?

He doesn't like people who don't like ghostbusters.

I like the part about the moving not stopping until the end, indeed, non stop.

>I'm so happy strong women are finally getting their time to shine,
downfall of the west, what a time to be alive...

at least we know its cyclical and women will return back to their gender role

it means it pulls from the lore that's as of yet unexplored in the films.
Some bullshit about the journal that the Whills left.

Why does his opinion matter

Why is he so repulsive?

Start Wars has literally never been good

he's the definition of low-t manlet soyboy

what a complete faggot. hope the new wife leaves him and says some very embarrassing shit about him publicly

>leaves him
>implying he won't leave her in a shallow grave

fuck man best post I've seen in years

>He didn't even apologize
patton's pretentious, he's not going to admit he's wrong. he's the godfather of a generation of comics that think acting holier than thou is central to being "funny".