Puts raw fish on popcorn

>puts raw fish on popcorn
>that would be $300, sir

>Jiro-san, can i have extra butter on mine
>Customer-san, you will eat it with the butter I put on it. No more and no less.
>H-Hai Jiro-san... please excuse me..

WHERE is Robert?

a daring synthesis

300 bucks at the kinoplex? Why so cheap?

>WHERE ARE YOU GOING CUSTOMER-SAN
>YOU WILL EAT YOUR POPCORN HERE WHERE I CAN SEE YOU!

>Aren't you gonna inspect my big white cock first, you little chink?

Oh yes.

Oh me oh my it's time again.

It's time for another Jiro thread!

Oh I'm so excited for this thread again even though we've had it another 5 billion times in the past week!

RAW FISH ON RICE AM I RIGHT GUYS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! 1!

what no fortune cookie?!?

>don't forget the tax
>don't forget the tip
>don't forget the tax on the tip
>don't forget the tip on the tax

>tfw forced to work in the popcorn mines because my falcon scooped up jiro and carried him away

>Visit the Jiroplex for some authentic Japanese kino experience
>He is staring at me
>There is nothing on menu except one snack
>He serves me raw fish on popcorn
>Stares at me
>I must eat it in front of him
>In 30 seconds
>I ask for drink
>30 seconds have passed
>Get kicked out because another batch of weebs are coming
>Credit card is already charged with $300 reservation fee


arigatou, jiro-sama

I suppose that gook kinoplex has an Unit 731 popcorn camp?

This is cool

Gooks and Chinks get special treatment

ftfy

jiro dreams of popcorn mines

What is Jiro's stance on singles policy?

Me?, I'd serve crabs legs

>Spits on your face
>REMEMBER HIROSHIMA WAITO PIGGU

more like Men Behind the Popcorn

>COME ON YOU ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES TO FINISH POPCORN
>NO DRINK ONLY POPCORN

But when do you get to watch the movie?

I heard he sold his own sons off to the popcorn mines.

>tfw just before sentence is carried out that, due to a spelling error, you're going to have your hands surgically removed and replaced with bear hands

>when a meme mashup is so simple but so brilliant that you regret not thinking of it yourself

>Puts a steak on a grill for 5 minutes
That will be $50

why is Sup Forums so angry about some old nip who makes overpriced sushi?

I'll have to watch this garbage to know what all this shit is about wont I

A haiku

I will earn some cash

three hundred dollars for fish

westerner get out.

>old man puts fish on rice and charged ridiculous amounts for it
>nouveau rich defends it because anybody who doesn't waste money on pointless bullshit is a jelly poorfag
There, saved you having to watch it

>puts light on celluloid
>that would be 50 million dollars sir

It's not anger it's derision. He is being mocked. You don't have to hate or be angry at someone to look down on them and give them shit.

sick shoop

weebs btfo

kek

>puts face on camera
>that would be $100.000.000, sir

This

Not everyone is ok with being milquetoast 24/7

kek

Are you sure about that, gook? Now give me two sushis and show me where you put Rob. Nice and easy, Chinaman.

>91402534

Such low quality bait, even reddit spacing to get Yous, well you wont get any from me

back to the mines, DCuck. Marvel won

>customer is ready to pay 300$ for some fish on rice
>guy charges 300$
>Sup Forums is confused and angry because it doesn't understand how the free market works

Look at that cold motherfucker.
You think you're scaring him?
He's seen this shit thousands of times over.

>having a laff in a meme thread
>faggot says everyones confused and angry
????????????????????

>But my falcon only eats California rolls

At first I liked to laugh at him but now I admire him for crushing foreigner's dreams

>go to a sushi boat joint
>order buffet
>never eat sushi but pig out on meat dishes and tempura

anyone else do this?

There must be $3,000 dollars worth of store bought shrimp there.

>threatening a sushi Samurai
you'd be chopped to bits before your finger touched the trigger

T. dumb gaijin who got scammed by Jiro

same. the sushi there is usually terrible anyways. its stupid to pay for a buffet and fill up on rice.

fired for stealing popcorn

A daring meme synthesis if I say so myself.

The popcorn was folded a thousand times though so it's worth it.

a daring pair of 5s if i do say so myself

is this anime cinema?

put raw fish on mah popcorn imma beat yo old ass mufuggah

Good to see you finally putting at least some effort into Jiro-posting

at least at the 映画plex they're not quite as up to snuff on the virgin detection technology, they still rely on trained dogs to sniff us out
But if you are caught they turn you into an eunuch with their katanas.

Cuts of Astro Boy and Heidi only. Starting at $60 a ticket for the true authentic Nipponese kinoclassic experience. No bathroom breaks allowed.

>order sushi
>somebody's pet falcon swoops down and takes it out of my hands
>refuses to reimburse me
>start a fight and get kicked out
>out $30 for movie tickets and $300 for sushi
I'm glad they don't serve sushi here. The birds would go nuts.

>BANE-SAN?

>what was Jiro's tax policy?

What's with those weird flashes of Shinzo Abe's face telling the audience to reproduce, totally took me out of the movie

>Dumb white man and korean dog pay taxes
>Superior Yamato Damashii eats sushi

That's Jiro-sama to you user

Where is the fish?

>mocked
How can you mock him?
He makes absurdly overpriced sushi. That's impressive.

>How can you mock him?
Read the thread.

or rather
>wears 4 inch heeled sneakers
>that'll be one dignity, sirlet

WHERE IS ROBERT
YOU ARENT ROBERT

You got to photoshop the drink out, famalam

...

Absurd logic you have there. Can we look down on famous porn stars for being whores on camera even though they might make more money than the average joe?

>No gajin policy in place
>Sushi concession stand has run out of melted butter again

I hate theaters these days

They are autists. He's a michelen star chef. There are Michelin star steak houses that put a $20 steak on a grill for 10 minutes and sell it to you for $500.

...

Most people here are Sup Forums autists who want national socialism, they don't like the free market.

Still a better value

C-Can I at least snapchat it to show off on social media?