ITT: Dead careers

ITT: Dead careers

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I liked him in Mitm

Oh shit for a second there I thought you were saying he died, you know, like of AIDS.

nobody wants to work with an AIDS infected faggot

he is in lemony snicket netflix show

So?

He's made his millions, he can enjoy his 40s retired, rich and bumming beautiful brazilian boys

next bond

He was in Gone Girl, then was lead in Netflix's Series of Unfortunate Events.

Literally one of the most active people in all of the profession.

Last I heard he was selling come out of his 2004 Subaru outback.
Not even kidding, some user confirmed it.

>come
Kek, I meant to type COKE

He doesn't even have AIDS you homophobic scum.

oh shit, an user confirmed it? an user from Sup Forums???? its gotta be gods truth then

well he's like half a million in debt so it doesn't surprise me

t. bugchasing faglord

Why did he only ever play straight characters his entire career?

cause its this thing called acting, where you pretend you are someone that you are not. you would think someone frequenting Sup Forums would fucking know the basics of what acting is

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It's funny how once your hairline starts receeding you suddenly realise how A LOT of people have extremely receeded hairlines and no one ever said or noticed a thing, not even you.

I mean just look at that forehead and that fucking hairline, and he's supposed to be some young ladykiller in that shit tv show, really gives you perspective.

>hairline receeding
i cant even imagine what thats like. im starting to get silver hair peppered in, but its still as thick as a 70s pornstars bush

Yeah, no shit retard. I'm not saying he should only play gay characters. But he only ever played straight characters, sometimes even over the top playboys. You would think, as a gay man, he might want to play a gay character once or twice just for the hell of it.

I get comfort in the fact that I would still be a kissless friendless virgin that doesn’t leave his room no matter if I have a full set of hair on my head or not.

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why would you think that at all? literally what reasoning do you have besides hes gay so he should want to play a gay? you dont know the dude, stop projecting.

Obligatory

nah, he's got that sweet kingdom hearts money

yes but by engaging in the behaviors typical of the subculture he has increased his risk of contracting AIDS by 2873%

he is in future man

He's gay, therefore he has AIDS. That's wow so smart, user!

Is that a female Jim Parsons?

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He played a tranny in Hedwig and the Angry Inch on Broadway, that counts right?

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Probably all set for life this point. Who would care?

Biggest JUST of all time

Is this bitch even alive?

Even in her prime I couldn't name one movie she was in. What sort of sorcery is this

LGBTQIAWTF poster boy can't act worth a shit

She's a practical billionaire at this point. She was still slutting it up in bikinis but she got knocked up again. It's over... for us ogling her... She'll be fine.

She's just a natural beauty. She was 10/10 in her prime. That's all that was needed.

she figured out how to make real money

>selling cum
hahahaha

wiki says $340 million

She's so rich she doesn't have to act.

Her company was valuated at a billion or so. I guess she''ll just have to settle for that $340 million pittance.

Aaron Paul

started receding at 18... heh, no big deal

help me

JUST

Sora No!

>any uk projects going? I thought i had a big fanbase there
Oh my

but she still wants

small face or big head?

Get out of hollywood for five minutes and act in a foreign cannes bait, then you can come back to hollywood.

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Isn't that Netflix show going on for at least two more seasons? It's not dead, yet.

>ants.png

>implying he had one to begin with

HE

I want you to know I concealed carry a cz82 every day just so I can kill one of you faggots that try to pull some sick shit. that, and for niggers trying to mug me.

WUZ

>triggered faggot detected

DIVIDED

she was kinda pretty but not a very good actress

Too soon?

nearly all white men's hairlines recede as they get older

Who is that?

she's pretty pale for a portuguese woman

Ana de Armas

holy fuck that twitter account is legit
that's sad desu

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Dan the Man ruined him

>saving a thumbnail
you goddamn moron

Say that to my face motherFUCKER