Hey bro, i got a usb, think you can put a shitload of movies on it?

>hey bro, i got a usb, think you can put a shitload of movies on it?
>gonna watch them later with stacy then fuck her afterwards haha
>thanks bro

I don't have any movies

Sure!
>downloads 480p versions with hardcoded Russian subtitles

>that kid with the cd burner and napster on the schoolbus
he made so much money

Who are you quoting?

>keylogger
>spyware
>backdoor installer
Sure thing man here you go!

>s-sure Chad. You think I could hang out with y-
>ok you got to go haha. Talk to you later.

>its a 250mb usb stick he got for free from an insurance form

yes bro i get the highest qualotyYIFY torrents!

I was an entrepreneur god damnit

Lol

fill it with gay porn

Sure chad

>Full of cp
>hear knock on door
>it's stacy
>:D
>Hey you put movies on chad's hard drive right?
>:DDDDDD
>AWESOME!! GOT MORE ?

Never works

>tfw you were best friends with superchad in school
>his tips on dating were literally "just be yourself ,bro

Goddamit andrew

Same. Made a shitload of dough on the Ally McBeal OST, of all things. ALL the girls wanted it.

Back in my first job i was the guy who gave out movies like this. Kinda pisses me off when people would just approach you just for a movie dl.

Got my money from anime soundtracks mostly Bleach and Naruto

>gives 1TB thumbdrive
>no fucking YIFY SHIT

It is my contention that, in the not-too-distant future, movies will be released on a small stick, similar to a USB but slimmer.

the advice i got was just talk to random ppl and itll naturally come to you

Lol. One of the chads in hs took pity on me and converted me to one of his crew and his advice is basically "lie until you make it" lol. Worked out for me

>downloads Lav Diaz filmography

chad btfo

cartridges are the best

Literally Neo in the Matrix.

>Selling it for money and not poon >_>
If only we knew then what we know now eh.

>trying to start this meme again
At least you've toned down the autism.

did you make it

>*plug in usb drive*
>ransom ware
What the fuck, Richard?

Made it bro. Getting /fit/ and being to lie flawlessly is a must

The dawn of genuine cyber bullying.
>ransomware demands a years worth of lunch money in the form of bitcoins deposited to an offshore account or your drives get an overwrite swirly

i did this, but with vhs and porn tapes. 20 bucks a tape, i was a rich bitch in middle school

tfw you were alredy in college when Napster happened

I actually lived acrkss the street from where Fanning made it.