Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11

>Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11

Was he right?

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IM MAD!

Jesus would look like the kind of guy white people would be scared to get on a plane with.

No! It can't be true!

>"Jesus was ...what you would call black"

You draw your black people without a lot of the characteristics of what I would call black including facial features that are very prominent and distinguishing. So you tell me, Aaron.

>Ronald Reagan was the devil
>Six letters in each name!
A coincidence does not a demon make, or you'd agree with mormons who believe that black people are "cursed" because the color black is symbolically evil.

>the government is lying about 9/11
About what? "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" but it can start fires that do or weaken support structures.

He was wrong about everything.

>Jesus was black
Arab
>Ronald Reagan was the devil
Nah, just riddled with dimentia
>and the government is lying about 9/11
Lol nope, but we did invade Iraq under false pretenses

>Jesus was black

Jesus was Hebrew. Not a lot of black Jews about, last I checked.

Ethiopians tho
But Israelis are trying to change that

>>Jesus was black,
He wasn't white, but ge definely wasn't black

>>Ronald Reagan was the devil
He did screw a lot of people, but that doesn't make you the devil, it just makes you an overrated president.

>the government is lying about 9/11
I hate 9/11 truthers. There is no way any government could pull off something that big and keep it quiet for so long. If the government really wanted a false flag operation, they would have done a far less complicated plan, and they would have tried to actually pin it on Iraq.

so, black...

>black people are "cursed"
America
enslaved, oppressed, more likely to be higher rate of incarceration than any other race, killed by law enforcement
Africa
Blood Diamonds, warlords, child soldiers, genocides, AIDS epidemic

Black people not cursed

>Jesus was black

No.

>Ronald Reagan was the devil

Possibly.

>the government is lying about 9/11

Maybe, I guess, but definitely not in the way 9/11 truthers believe. If there are any lies they're probably pretty small stuff, nowhere near IT WAS AN INSIDE JOOOOOB LEVEL.

How many times have I told you, you better not even dream about tellin' white folk the truth! You understand me?

Makin' White people riot!
You better learn how to lie like me!

I'm gonna find me a white man and lie to him right now!

Jesus was Arab
Satan isn't real
Terrorists have stated and confessed that they did 9/11.

Why doesn't that little shit just smile about something already?

>Hebrew
>Blacks not Jews
>Not knowing that white Jews are just Jewish
Blacks are the original Hebrew Israelites you dickwad go to

Kek this.

I don't think Jesus was Ethiopian but seriously can the SJW crowd actually call out Israel for the level 11 shit it's doing to surrounding areas? Like people bitch about Trump coming after illegals but Israel goes around sterilizing minorities and not a peep? What the fuck.

>Jesus was Arab
>from the Levant
I suppose you use 'arab' to mean 'everyone from the near east'?

There's also some radical christians who believe black people are cursed because thousands of years ago, one of their ancestor's saw their father's penis while he was drunk and thus all of his son's descendants were cursed to be slaves forever.

>There is no way any government could pull off something that big and keep it quiet for so long. If the government really wanted a false flag operation, they would have done a far less complicated plan, and they would have tried to actually pin it on Iraq.
This.

Like, 9/11 was a really traumatic event, so I understand people rationalizing it by saying it was all an inside job, but really now:
>We really want that oil and need an excuse to invade the Middle East
>Instead of staging an assassination or bombing over there, let's kill thousands of our own citizens by attacking the economic capital of our own country
>Instead of just planting charges, let's make things infinitely more complicated by hijacking commercial aircraft
>Only they were REALLY Government planes painted to LOOK like 747s
>Also it was thermal paint
>Also the buildings were full of explosives
>Also the buildings were painted with thermal paint
>Also let's tell everyone exactly who perpetrated these attacks and hope someone takes credit for it
>Also let's make sure the people we credit in the attacks are NOT the people we want to invade
>Also lets get some holograms in there for good measure
>This is so much easier and less complicated than just interfering with foreign elections like we've done in the past! Not to mention less expensive!

>Jesus was probably middle Eastern, but he wasn't a white caucasoid. Think Arabic.

>Reagan caused a shitload of damage is well liked by seedy people internationally who worship him in secret, so close enough. Either that, or he's just another fool with dementia, which is exactly how the USA likes their presidents anyway.

>While 9/11 was almost certainly a foreign terrorist attack, I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say a security service member fucked up somewhere with clues or intelligence they ignored that could have prepared them for this. The reasons for the wars after 9/11 were lies, so pretty much true on that point.

To be fair, he's basically meant to be the polar opposite of his brother, and he's a massive Marxist, so I'd say these opinions are consistent with his outlook on life.

Grandad dispensing ancient wisdom.

>SJWs
>Having any kind of integrity
They don't actually read world news unless its to bitch about movies/video games or if there was a terror attack that needs to be defended as cultural enrichment.

It's all about looking like a good, morally-just person infront of one's peers, there's nothing for them to gain socially by calling out Israel.

>last I checked.
Did you check 2000 years ago?

I think most people's grief with 9/11 having to be an inside job is that our government was otherwise so retarded that we still have fewer freedoms than we did prior because everyone acted like a child and decided to permagimp out own culture out of fear people would get hurt again. An understandable but not advised action immediately after such an event. But 15 years later? Either we deserved it for rolling over and fucking over our own freedoms in retaliation (like a Terrorist would want) or the government intentionally did it as a powerplay (like a conspiracy theorist would want).

It's more comforting to think your government is so powerful it's playing all the angles than to think there are just a lot of retards somehow in charge of keeping your country afloat.

Wait what?

Jesus was Semitic, Reagan is the devil, and Jews did 9/11

>While 9/11 was almost certainly a foreign terrorist attack, I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say a security service member fucked up somewhere with clues or intelligence they ignored that could have prepared them for this. The reasons for the wars after 9/11 were lies, so pretty much true on that point.

That's reasonable. Didn't Clinton slash the fuck out of our defense budget just before he left office? Not trying to make this a partisan thing, I've just heard that mentioned as a contributing factor before.

if you are one of those people who think Saddam Hussein was black
(so a liberal)

Jesus is fictional.
Reagan was definitely an evil fucker to anyone not rich and white.
The government has told lies about 9/11, but probably not the lies you're thinking of.

>Jesus was black
This be some Afrocentrist bullshit.
>Ronald Reagan was the devil
Not really.
>government is lying about 9/11
This is the only thing he got right.

Only about 9/11
Jesus is a Jew

This is why I find conspiracy theories so fun/interesting.
Like, there's your goofy ones like lizard people and space egyptians, but then there's the semi-plausible stuff like 9/11 truthers that are totally meant to be taken seriously. It's an interesting commentary on the human thought process when confronted with a disquieting reality.

I heard the opposite actually, Clinton had set-up a big anti-terrorism apparatus that the Bush administration mostly ignored during their first year.

It is in the Bible

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEIT

we wuz a ancient space age civilization and flew to mars to help tha white devils, they wuz weak an they planet a dessert cus they evil magic destroyed they enviromint
when we came back to mutha queen earth some white devils stowed away on our ships, but the earths golden sun was too powerful for the non-melanin enriched skin of the white devils so they hid in caves.
but they fed on the clean nutricious waters and used devil magic to enslave us and destroy our empire n sheit.

I've seen some SJWs criticize Israel. Most of the ones who don't are probably worried they'll look anti-semetic or something.

Which part?

I see this point made several times in this thread and I just wanted to add that many arabs have black skin

Original Hebrews were black tho...

Modern "Israelites" are usurpers

Black people dont like planes

Considering this is the Boondocks universe we're talkin about? Yeah, probably.

I've got a college roommate who actually believes this stuff.
>tfw you're so advanced and enlightened that you get tricked and enslaved by a bunch of inbred puritans for hundreds of years
>tfw your society is so incredible that you have to wonder if your 17th malnourished child will make it to the age of 13 before succumbing to malaria, a warlord, or a lion

would the defense budget have anything to do with reacting or not to threats?

It didnt really matter how many extra missiles we had....

Full circle

I'm pretty sure what is talking about is something Mormons believe (or used to believe).

>implying anyone feigns interest in anything for any sort of social gain

everyone is sincere about everything and you're just projecting your own insecurities
you fucking alt-right manchildren are all over my board
go back to Sup Forums REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Only because a butthurt black dude purpose built the white race to hard counter other black people.

Genesis 9:18-10:32

Statistically, barely any black people know or worship yakub or whatever his name is. Kwanzaa and Republicanism is way more popular relatively speaking, why is it such a meme?

I always figured that just covered stuff like border security and customs and whatnot, but like said I could be totally wrong on this one. Was just something I heard in passing a few times.

We wuz the Messiah and shieeet.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham

20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant

>but seriously can the SJW crowd actually call out Israel for the level 11 shit it's doing to surrounding areas?
TYT does

When will self-proclaimed progressives start genuinely arguing for Yakub Theory? It's really only a matter of time, it overlaps with a lot of their bullshit as-is.

Noah was apparently the only human God figured was worth saving. Noah would also pass out drunk and naked. When his son found him in such a state, Noah got embarrassed and placed a curse on his son and lineage, creating the black race.

Why are all you Sup Forums faggots in a board for cartoons? Jesus fucking Christ go back to your containment board.

Why do you think the only thing the defense budget covers is weapon acquisition?

Don't you see, that's the genius of the plan! It makes so little sense no one could possibly believe it!

Yep. People would rather believe that everything is a conspiracy than face the reality that nobody has any idea what the fuck they're doing yet keep actually getting elected and supported by the American voting populace.

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Mad about everything but the Armenian genocide.

The dumb thing is that Ham himself wasn't cursed, for some reason Noah decided to curse Canaan, who did literally nothing wrong, and not any of Ham's other children.
All because Ham accidentally saw Noah's dick while he was passed out drunk.

no, he was left

And here you have it

All niggers are our property
God wills it so

Sup Forums-fags digging up the most obscure, ridiculous, retarded shit from some random corner of the Internet then turning it into a strawman that all liberals believe.

Jesus was Jewish but he's right about the rest of it.

Armenians are caucasians
therefore it is a good thing to kill them

>God shall enlarge Japheth
What did he mean by this?

>Jesus was black

Nah, the durkas didn't control that area of the world yet when he was around. "Inconclusive" is the most we can say, but he was probably Greek-swarthy at least.

>Ronald Reagan was the devil

Not much of an exaggeration, sadly. They didn't call him the 'teflon president' for nothing.

>the government is lying about 9/11

Meaningless statement, all that matters is what they're lying about, since any event like this has information withheld.

I'm pretty sure the creator of this show made fun of all of that in Black Dynamite

Back to Sup Forums with all of you. You literally have no reason to be here. You have a board made for you tinfoil hatted freaks, now it's time for you to go back.

This is not a safe-space
Back to Tumblr with you SJW fags

Kind of hard to discuss a political/social satire without discussing politics and society.

>niggers
>It's either mandingo or lex steel who are practically oreos anyway.

Master race

It has nothing to do with safe spaces, this board is for cartoons, not politics. Back to Sup Forums with you.

>Louis Farrakhan is Sup Forums
>Malcom X was bluepilled by Sunni Islam

whoa
earth-shattering if true

Oh and Sean Michaels

>le Sup Forums boogeyman

You could probably count everything Huey was right about in the show on one hand. Kid was catching Ls for half the show.

the blacked stuff is usually fake dicks too, they just use realistic using dildos

You're just shit posting now, there's already a board for political discussion. This is a board for cartoons, you can't arguably have a purpose in being here.

It's either fake dicks, dick size don't matter, or they control for people with big dicks for porn in general. I haven't seen the fake dick one in awhile, I thought it was just that one site with that dude that kept overeating when he came. Like to see some proof either way.

Hey Mods you want to do your fucking job and remove Sup Forums from Sup Forums? Just wondering.

- love user.

Pointing out the stupidity of the Curse of Ham makes me Sup Forums?

not all are fake dicks, but the comically over sized ones are fake. Same with creampies, they put cum colored gak inside them and have the girl push it out to make it look like the guy is blowing big loads

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Back to Sup Forums with you m8, you have no purpose in being here aside from shit posting about political issues.

Back to Sup Forums with you.

>Jesus was black
Africans aren't even Christian

>Ronald Reagan was the devil
Well he was republican, and I guess nowadays any Republican = Devil to the average American

>and the government is lying about 9/11
No Weapons of mass destruction innit?

Jesus was a brown.

Reagan may as well have been the devil for anyone who isn't rich and white. Communities are still feeling the effects of everything he fucked up to this day, not to mention the lasting air of machismo and bravado he instilled into the american right.

This entire thread is based solely on politics. The fuck did you think was going to happen? Did you think everyone was going to tickle your political clit?

You should post that in our thread for voltron brruuuuuuuhh

>91 replies
>45 posters
Jesus Christ lad you're supposed to check for the boogeyman in your closet, not here.

Mostly.

>Jesus was black
Arab

no.
he is an uruk. grandsons of sumerian race

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Exactly, that's why it shouldn't be here m8. Back to Sup Forums with you.

>Jesus was Arab
>not knowing Mesopotamian races

ITT Sup Forums decided to visit other boards because they're bored with circle jerking nazi symbols and gay flags. Mods are nowhere to be found which isn't surprising. I bet If I started posting child pornography the Mods would take notice.