LOL Holy shit I'm dying over here

LOL Holy shit I'm dying over here

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Charlie looks asian as fuck in the thumbnail.

This is just wrong

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NO NO NO NO NONON ONOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HOLY SHIT

Is this out yet? Like online? I remember memeing on the trailer months ago

Meh, I'd rather watch The Towering Inferno again. I bet its effects will still be a million times better.

Who thought this movie was a good idea?

Is this film ironic? It seems ironic.

This is what confuses the hell out me about Hollywood. We wait ages for movies there's real interest in, get get stuck in "development hell", have actors, directors, whatever drop out, or other drama. Sometimes it seems like I movie just can't be made.

Then someone apparently walks in with this and they get a blank check and presto, Cringe: The Movie is released.

Yeah it's out

Based, I'm watching this tonight. Should hopefully be some good laughs

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I thought he was. I saw the thumb and the caption and thought oh shit some korean/chinese/japanese studio made a 9/11 film? HAH

Then "oh fuck it's Charlie Sheen, this must have come out forever ago why haven't I heard of it?"

> It's a new fucking movie

Also why does this look like it has a budget of 15 dollars?

Maybe it's a production scam and the producers wanted it to bomb even. You know, like the guys in Springtime for Hitler

The budget was high, just didn't have much left over after buying all the coke, AIDS pills, and underage boypucci they needed to keep Charlie functional.

This is the most plausible explanation of them all. I actually feel like this could be the truth.

>charlie sheen
>luis guzman
>whoopie

Aren't these people comedic actors? Why are they in this super serious movie. Or is it a twisted satire?

This feels like a Tim and Eric sketch.. something about it just doesn't feel serious.

I'm certainly no expert but I think basically there's contracts with the actors and other staff that require the movie gets released. Rather than pay out penalties for breach of contract the studios would rather just pay the bare minimum to honor the conditions and release it anyway possible.

kek those comments

I've heard of this before as well. The extreme example being the buried 90's Fantastic Four movie. Just had to keep the right / honor a contract. Makes sense then why it came out of nowhere, Probably contractually minimum marketing as well.

winner winner chic-

uh, nevermind

> The new Scary Movie looks dope

>Two and a half Towers

>Charlie Sheen
I'm actually impressed. I don't think they could've picked a worse leading man if they tried.

>We did it, boss! We got Sheen! The contract is already signed!
>You did?! Damn boys, I'm actually proud of you! I never thought we'd land Martin as our star. I thought we were going to have to settle for Michael Douglas.
>m-Martin?

Holy shit...Gina Gershon?! Fapped my dick sore to her and Jennifer Tilly's scene in Bound when I found that movie on cable one night. Where the fuck has she been?!

Busy getting desperate enough to take this role.

What did they have to keep the rights to September 11th!?

>9/11

Last month's ratio of HIV positive vs uninfected porn stars.

That was an example. In this case they probably made an agreement to make this film and, hell or high water, had to shit it out, so here it is.