The Last Jedi Spoilers thread

Finnrey fans are SEETHING

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>rey has nearly no backstory besides that she was left on the planet and was orphaned, assumed to be related to luke or han somehow
>nope, shes just someone random, with random parents
she actually went BACKWARDS in plot development
fucking bravo disney!

God I hope the uppity niggers take this movie down.

I want Al Sharpton to lead a rally into Burbank, CA and have them riot and burn it to the ground.

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Reylo!

At least the left Boba Fett and Billy D Williams alone from this shitfest.

You mean Jango Fett

OH NO NO NO

>Self congratulatory sjw circle jerk of movie
>rascist as hell

STILL not fucking good enough for these fucks.

What the actual fuck is their problem? Why do they care so much about fucking star wars?

Really tired of these "My toddler is literally furious about all the injustice in the world" tweets

why women are made for black cock. this just proves it

>one person with no reposts or likes
Look at this dude

Are these real?

>CHRIS EVANS

Whatever, both Fetts

So what exactly are they losing their shit over? Kylo Ren gets a redemption arc, and this is bad because he's white?

A movie can now leave people shaking, crying and seething with rage.

Kek

Their oggaboiegaxmarysue ship didn't happen

Notice something? Finnrey shippers treat Rey not a person of equal worth but whose worth depends on being attached to him.

Rey didn't get BLACKED and they're furious about it.

He gets to fuck Rey and the nigger doesn't.

>Episode 9 is just 2 hours of Kylo and ren fucking while Finn sobs in the corner

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Kylo is getting redemption and Finn is getting more of a secondary character

wew

Literally 99.9% of the fanart is Finn being gay.

Sup Forums was full of shit.

If they are reacting like this now....what are they gonna do when Kylo and Rey kiss in episode IX, torch the entire Disney compound ?

This is fucking rediculous

I-is there still a chance it will be kino? Is Rian, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Nice

Holy fucking shit can my space templar get anymore badass!!!

If you think Disney would allow queers in their hugest franchise while China is such a big part of the box office you got another thing coming.

How many gag orders do you think Disney have put on Lucas to prevent him from speaking out against this trash that has partially ruined the OT?

Can you imagine the shitstorm if he came out and said the sequel trilogy isn't canon?

To be honest, the decision was probably made because Finn toys dont sell at all like Kylo and Rey toys

>people laughed at me when I said The Last Jedi would flop and be the next Justice League

APOLOGIZE

Fuck no

This dude is literally hideous, as in ard to look at ugly, and he’s the main focus of this new trilogy? AHAHAHA

Stop.shilling yourself here you dumb fucking nigger

Rey toys don’t sell either

>Finn/Rey faggot detected

I heard ur shitty ship got sunk by the vietcong

> Knights of Ren went nowhere
> Rey's parentage went nowhere
> Snoke went nowhere
> Phasma went nowhere
> Luke returning went nowhere


Boy, talk about leaving the next guy out to dry. He not only ignored all the loose threads from 7, but he also didn't leave the writer of 9 anything interesting to work with. What a douche.

Wow, this might actually be better than I was expecting.

That fact that they're going through with Reylo is pretty funny. Feminists are already raging

These cunts really thought their agendas amounted to anything versus the behemoth that is the Chinese market. Amazing.

>people not recognising the exact same unfounded rage that they were issuing about john boyega’s presence in TFA is now being employed by tumblr feminists and feeling smug about it
you guys are all retarded pieces of shit. i’d be angry if it wasn’t so funny

>psychopath

By all intents, it seems like Han was a shit parent; he goes back to being a criminal FFS.

I'm sure it's not fully one sided here.

Episode 9 spoilers!!!!

Kylo ren is like Jabba on his throne and has Rey in slave Leia chains and outfit.
Finn enters the throne room.
Kylo: enter, black child....traitor and slave to all the galaxy...

Finn: my master! My treachery was only so I could rape as many yellow skinned whores as possible as commanded in order 67.

Kylo: of course, why do you think i only sliced your spine and not your dick and balls? I'm down with order 67. But now you must serve your master.

Finn: yes, my lord. Unleash the rancor!!!!

A rancor is revealed to be behind a huge metal blast door, it's hard pulsating cock oozing with rancor slime.
Finn approaches the beast and licks his large lips.

its not like crashing an sjw abortion of a series with no survivors is a bad thing
having the main villain and hero fall in love is a clever move

>(Fans of colour)

This is why you never pander to the social media crowd. They will hold your creative freedom hostage and your vision will not be your own, it will be theirs.

When you pander to nerds and make them upset, everyone just laughs at them. If you pander to people of 'colour' or queers and you upset them, they'll whip out the victim card and fucking destroy you.

This is why I am fully against underdeveloped token diversity characters being thrown in everything. Make your characters from the ground up and not the skin first, and you won't have any problems

Eh, if this is real, then damn, not even the "Lucas ruined my childhood" crowd was this pathetic.

Adam Driver is easily the best actor in the new trilogy so it's not a totally worthless idea.

They could have put that shit in TFA but they had to milk it for the hype.

"Profoundly satisfying" my ass. This makes TFA even worse.

We know we are but what are you?

>Darth jar jar never went anywhere
>boba fetts plot never went anywhere
>young palpatine is non canon
>the force power to resurrect people never got brought up again
>Instead of luke rebuilding the jedi like he said he would in episode 6, now lives as a fucking hobo and needs yoda to babysit him again
>snoke could had been jar jar, palpatine, windu, fucking even the jew from the phantom menace, instead is just a random creature that gets killed withough a fight
>we never got to see robo spider maul in the big screen
>we wont even have a godfather style movie with the huts
God fucking dammit disney, atleast walt died before you kikes ruined everything

good thing she's not related. Then the Skywalker line definitive would have been BLACKED.

this bitch should be a role model for her little sister instead of leaving that up to disney

stop fucking posting your own comments you parasite.

This is why it's dumb to push politics in your movies. You become beholden to the group and have to bow down to them.

So if they killed Snoke who's the antagonist for the next one?

I saw some of the interviews and honestly he has better chemistry with this girl than with Daisy

Kylo/The First Order itself.

>linking Chris Evans

I guess they run to their problematic fave in times of duress.

>TFA
>Kylo kills Han! How shocking!
>TLJ
>Kylo kills Snoke! How shocking!
>Star Wars 9 : The Star War
>Kylo kills Kylo! How shocking!

>Dark Side Finn
fund it

This movie sounds pathetic and lame. What a dumb story.

I thought Kylo becomes a good guy?

Please let these be false sppilers, if it's real I'll definitely skip ep9.

Rian Johnson is a fucking hack. Fuck him.

Oh man, Disney, I could kiss you right now. Hahaha. #FUCKFINN
#REYNOTBLACKED

Nothing will happen. All the people mad about certain relationships in the film don't actually care. They'll still see the movie 5 times and clap for days.

And another thing, Reylo is not happening. It never will. Do you actually think Disney would do this?

I guarantee Rey will feel empathy for Kylo and try to bring him back to the light side and Kylo will see Rey as his beacon of light or whatever. I think his character arc will involve redeeming himself in some way, but even thinking that they would actually engage in some sort of romantic relationship is pants on head retarded. Rey will have no love interest. Kylo will be an edglelord like usual. He killed Han right in front of her. She doesn't love him.

It's not gonna happen.

But it would be hot as fuck. Hnnnnggg

Sounds like he kills Snoke so he can take control of The First Order for himself

>pasty dude
Every time I start feeling sympathetic to the shitskins, they always bring me right back...

They're SJWs, which means their whole shtick is based on how others view them. They don't care so much for the characters as they do for the color of their skin or gender. It's a social thing. Like how neo-cons are the hip thing to be on Sup Forums, cause they're teens who have to rebel rather than form their own opinions. Anyways, whereas people like me care more for the characters, plot, and effects, these retards are only in it for what they represent within a certain context. It would be like if I was upset about the lack of titties in a gay porno, or too much guy dick being shown in said porno (despite me not likely to even see it even with the changes, or at best seeing part of it and buying merchandise so others would see me as supporting gay "film").

What pisses me the most is they're not sincere. A core part of my being is doing things because you want to, acting based upon what your wishes are, and being "real". Being fake is anathema to me and these people are fake to the core. A true liberal wouldn't be outraged at shit like this, they'd be outraged at people fighting against the 1st amendment and similar things. SJWs support opposite shit than liberals. They hate science funding, hate free speech, they support mudslime oppression of women, etc. And all so they get brownie points on social media. Fuck that noise, son.

>episode 9
>kylo and rey get married in a traditional wedding ceremony
>move to a nice, traditional, white, suburban space neighborhood
>have a number of white children
>Kylo brings home the bread while Rey lives as a stay at home mom
>They raise their children right, even taking them to Jedi mass every sunday where they learn of conservative values and danger of liberalism and it's effect on society
>All-the-while, Finn rots in prison after being caught smuggling space-crack and participating in a number of gang-related drivebys

>likes keep climbing
>while you keep hating

you’re both fans of him and you don’t even know it

Good point.

KEK I like Finn but he's like Chewbacca, a secondary character with not much story to them. Story-wise, Kylo getting redeemed is great, Rey turning to the dark side adds depth to an otherwise shallow character, and Luke being a grey jedi would 1.bring grey jedi (my favorite type) into the scene and 2.expand Star Wars lore, with emphasis on how the jedi are as flawed as the sith (fundamentally). These things (IF they turn out to be true) are better than having Finn be anything other than a side character. There's nothing wrong with that, besides him not getting as much money as the stars.

>Directed by JJ Abrams

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Blessed post

Its just a fucking movie, jesus christ, we need a new plague

Here's what I think happened
>Disney want to push BM/WF and set it up in first movie
>Tumblr starts squeeing over Finn/Poe ship and talking about how amazing it would be to have a gay romance at the center of a Star Wars film
>SemiteSemite Abrams and co realize that BM/WF has technically been ok for a long time and homosexuality is technically further along in the progressive agenda, so ironically lefties force them to abandon their BLACKED agenda so they don't trigger tumblr over oppressing the gays
>Rewrite Rey to have a relationship with Kylo because he's the only other main dude her age
>Tumblr gets triggered anyways, the jews can't win

But Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell.

>I have a dream, that our children will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character
>unless they're some pasty-ass crackas lol

I dont look at it from a "DAS RACSES!" point of view but the seriously did fuck up any potential Finn had as a character. Why sideline him? For what purpose?

I think asking questions on why they did something to these characters at this point is silly. The franchise is beyond saving at this point.

>This is now a female franchise
kek, Star Wars is fucking dead

Oh man god forbid you have to explain to your innocent little child that a movie isn't what she wanted it to be.

I remember my first time. My dad showed me Aliens, and I fell in love. I was 7 when he showed me, and I thought it was the coolest fucking thing ever. I asked him "daddy, daddy is there another one after this one?" And he said "yes son there is but don't watch it".

I didn't listen. I watched it. And at 7 years old I learned that you don't always get what you want from a movie, because I had to watch alien 3, and I can't describe with words the disappointment.

it was beyond saving when they made Luke a bitch who ran away and hid

Maybe they shouldn't have barreled through his character development in 5 minutes in TFA and actually took time to build him up? In fact, everything in TFA moves so fast. That's part of why Rey feels like such a Mary Sue. The plot advances so rapidly characters have no time to develop any skills or character qualities

But they really bungled it with Finn. He goes from being a soldier, to a coward, to a deserter, to a brave rebel soldier in half an hour and its embarassing. They shouldve taken their time with that shit. That's a 3 movie arc right there, not the first act of the first movie type of arc.

I'm lost here what they're mad about again?

>the third movie is always the worst
>the third trilogy is the worst

wait... so Rey and Kylo Ren fall in love? That sounds really dumb, I can't wait to see how they try to pull that off.

I like the dialogue-less intro to Rey.

Everything must have the morality of the sandbox. That's what PC culture is.

The most worthless street trash is as good as the renaissance man.

They're mad that Rey doesn't get Blacked by Finn. They think it's racism that those two characters aren't love interests.

It's tumblr, so most of those people are probably ugly fat afro nigger queers who don't get any attention from whites so they have to project their fantasies into all their favorite (((media)))

TFA would have unironical been better if it was just Rey surviving on the sand planet, no space shenanigans

Retard here; Spoonfeed me on leaks

Wait didn't they wanted a strong independent woman who needs no man?

>I have to explain that the world isn't a Marxist utopia to my child
>Send help

Reminder Mark tried to warn us

youtube.com/watch?v=JBstE89j_7w

top kek,

is Reylo the only relevant thing to come out of Nu-Wars?

Me too. I just think the story is too generic, forced and rushed. They didn't take their time on anything. All the smaller moments were the best parts.

I'd also like to note that TFA still looks amazing. JJ brought a great aesthetic to Star Wars. That was one of the things I thought the new film did exceptionally well.

Rain Johnson's direction looks incredibly bland in this one.