Will people kick my ass if I go out dressed like this?

Will people kick my ass if I go out dressed like this?

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If i ever saw someone dressed like this I would drop whatever it was I was doing and kick their ass

They might, but at least you can always go home to Joi.

;(

how tall are you?
Anything under,say 6'2, is asking for an ass woopin

I like how it looks but it seems impractical. It isn't going to keep his face warm

;_;

You run the risk of looking like that bug dude from Naruto but f you're cool with the random nteraction with Naruto fans then go for it. Plus if it's sufficiently cold and windy enough, no one should care either way

Nah, they'll ignore you and laugh behind your back as usual.

You'd certainly be turtley enough for the turtle club.

Have you ever put on a hood in the freezing cold? It provides a surprising amount of warmth, same with his contraption.

patrollin the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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Its literally winter. Nobody will bat an eye

if it catches your breath yes it will

A hood covers the top of your head where all the heat is escaping. This thing isn't even touching your head.

fuck the coat i want this living room

Depends on which people you mean. Homosexuals will probably lick your balls

the goose isnt 6'2

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Cold air will get between the high collar and your face. It's only accomplishing style

well the correct answer is only the goose can wear the coat without looking like a fagtron

Go with this instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=6iqmIoHL74Y

i never said it was hermetically sealed just that itll push your warm breath back against your face jesus christ

underrated Kek

This is fucking hell. One of the worst feelings when having a jacket zipped up is when you nod your head slightly down and pull it back up, and it rips out a hair out of your beard.

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Only in LA

I liked this movie, but when I saw Goose wearing that, I was thinking to myself 'dude lmao cyberpunk' moment.

Why couldn't my adolescence have occurred in the 80's?

how autistic are you when winter excites you because you have an excuse to wear cool scarves over your face and shit?

asking for an autistic friend

>will people kick my ass if I
why do people think people are gonna kick their ass if they dress a certain way? I hear this all the time.

Looks like one of the new One Piece characters

What if I wear this

yfw op gets stuck smelling his own breath all day

Good grief, look at the lens on that camera

you would have got AIDS bro

why would your own breath smell bad? just brush your teeth

empty room with mood lighting?

If you have bad breath it's better to find out from that than someone else telling you

>always wanted to be a cool ninja as a kid
>could wear these but since i'm a person of poc i would get shot by a wh*te cop
thanks bumpf

>i wish i was like 50 right now
you wouldn't live to see waifubots

Yes. But if you actually look like The Goose, you can pull it off.

Might as well just go full Punisher

Wear some cool glasses and a hat with it

So you're saying it's designed for mouth-breathers?

I saw someone wearing this in public, and no one spontaneously beat them up. I think you'll be fine wearing a coat.

oh no no no no no