ClicheKino

>You might want to sit down for this

>character explains how a wormhole works by folding a piece of paper in half and sticking a pencil through it

>we're through the looking glass here people

That's.. actually the best 3d analogy you could make. Look up wormhole and you'll see a picture of exactly that

>Someone posts a picture of a frog

>bad guy always in a good mood, crackin jokes and smiling.

> good guy always stressed out and drenched with sweat

Name an easier way to explain how a wormhole works. Ever physics book tells you the same thing.

>hero kills someone
>says a cool phrase like yippy ki-yay motherfucker

In English, doc

>character draws his sword from the sheath
>the same audioFX every movie uses plays
>schlinggggggggggg

>important character held up at gunpoint
>COME ON YOU FUCKERS WHO WANTS TO BE THE ONE WHO KILLED [important character]

>protagonist hits antagonist once then runs away instead of continuously beating them

>good guy has sex with love interest
>cums into his own mouth and gags from the hot horrible taste
>love interest leaves him

>character points a striker fired gun at somebody
>hammer cocking sound

>Character introduction
>AC/DC song starts playing

Ever notice how gunshots all sounded the same in 50s-70s movies, but nothing like what they sound like now, and that they all sound alike now too?

>thread title is Cliche Kino
>image posted clearly suggests a positive reaction
Are you assuming I think it's a bad thing?

>cat is thrown off-screen
>REOOOWWW-ART

>Scientist: We have to get to the main dataframe!
>Protagonist: Main data-What?!

>movie uses wirefu

>hit in the head with butt of a gun
>knocked out immediately, no brain damage or accidental deaths

>GET TO THA CHOPAH

>If you're here, then who's driving th-
>Wooooaaaaaaaaaah

>Jack Booted Thug #21 has inexplicable loyalty to villian boss. Blindly charges at hero after hero just easily killed 20 of his friends.

This one cracks me up the most. I imagine that the character getting knocked out has an "off" button on their head.

>protagonist just got out of a tussle and is missing both of his arms and 50% of his bones are broken
>we need to get you patched up!
>THERE'S NO TIME

they just did this in punisher with a fucking knife

>crash as the cat falls into a trash can

>protagonist made it into the villain's lair
>villain (*slowly claps*) : "congratulations, mr protagonist"

>villain suddenly appears in front of protagonist
>*zoom on villain's face*
>villain : "hello [protagonist name]"

>villain and protagonist point their gun at each other's head without shooting

>we're not so different you and I

This and 11 flipping the board to explain where Will is made me smile like a dumb cunt. Stranger Things might have its problems, but I'll be damned if some of its scenes aren't effective as hell.

>movie ends with a "Where Are They Now?" sequence
>this sequence retroactively ruins the otherwise happy ending of a character

>detective character flips through random file at crime scene and arbitrarily chooses a name
>bingo

>2 characters spend 3 seasons building up romantic tension
>finally get together on the 3rd seasons finale
>break up episode 1 season 4

>stealth scene
>generic bad guy gets stabbed in the throat
>immediately dies and collapses without a single sound
>nobody notices

>setting is in the UK
>foggy and/or rainy

>Hero in shootout
>10 feet away from bad guy
>they shoot at each other 50 times nobody gets hit
>sidekick suggests shooting that tiny thing 100 yards away to turn the tide of battle
>hero hits target first try

>we've crossed over into an every other measurable property

>Main characters visit the Lincoln memorial
>Character from the south curses lincoln and spits on his statue

>detective character
>has a wall in his personal home full of photos/documents of the case he is working on

Would you rather there be a ten- minute long scene of the detective sorting through files trying to find the correct one?

>capeshit guy smashes car with bare hands
>punches random thug but doesn't even break a bone

>movie shows a game of chess or some other "thinking" game
>smart character says "checkmate"

>fight scene
>one one of the minions gets lightly thrown to the floor by the hero and never gets up

based dixieposter

>in flight
>can somehow open a door on the side of a plain easily

>muslim character is good
>hindu character is good
>jew character is good
>christian character is a lunatic idiot

I'm glad Watchmen circumvented this. "Heroes" breaking bones and teeth in gory detail.

>slaving over files
>"think, dammit!"
>trips and spills them on the floor
>moves to pick them up, hesitates and suddenly solves the case

>Jack Booted Thug #21 has inexplicable loyalty to villian boss
Guess you could say that's a lot of loyalty for a hired gun

>villain has lost and is pleading on his knees to be spared
>I-I'll give you anything! Money! Power! Women!

This irritates me the most, at least for films that are rated R or the like.

You literally gurgle on your own blood going through your trachea. That shit isn't quiet at all.

>protagonist finds out where antagonist is hiding
>antagonist spends four days explaining their evil plan to protagonist's kidnapped love interest
>protagonist runs across three countries during this time
>breaks through the door right before antagonist kills love interest

>Can you give me my wife back?

no, thats how its theorised infilms and fiction, we dont actualy have any idea how they would work, if they even exsisted, dont get confused with black holes

>Protagonist leaves a bunch of dead bodies and his DNA everywhere. "I'm glad that's over, let's go home"

>one of the villain's henchmen is a huge 7' Slav that the hero's punches have no effect on

>but there's always the old shot to the nuts

>oafish character painted as dumb the whole movie
>says something uncharacteristically smart or insightful near the climax

>Teen son/daughter
>listens to music on headphones to drown out parents
>"UGH MOM/DAD"

>conversation on phone ends
>no one ever says good bye, they always just hang up on each other

>the good guy doesn't pick up ammo or guns let on the ground

>good guy runs out of bullets, throws gun at bad guys

that's just accurate though

>movie is set in present day
>character calls other characters house phone and leaves a message on the answering machine

LOST did this every other episode. Some characters several times.

>guard standing watch
>another guard behind him is beaten up with stock punching PISH smacks and falls to the ground
>first guard doesn't hear any of it

Was having a bad day. Thanks for the laugh user

>character addresses his siblings as 'bro' or 'sis' or some variant thereof

>gun explodes and kills/maims most of the bad guys

As someone with no siblings, how do you address them?

You call them by their name

by name or just 'you'. nobody actually calls his brother 'brother' in conversation.

A tunnel through space

Call them faggot

>DJ Jazzy Jeff is thrown off screen

>kelly bundys bf gets the same

>character is worried about a disease
>doctor calls and says results are negative
>other character gets sad

name 3 (three) kinos

>black character says "oh no I'm not going, the black guy always dies first!"

Something did this recently and it pissed me off so much.
I can't for the life of me remember what show though.

Name 0 movies

>characters shoot hundreds of rounds at each other, never seen reloading or even carrying extra ammo
>then they both end up exposed in the open, but suddenly both characters' guns go "click" as they try to fire and both find they're out of ammo

Name five (5) kinos

With magnets and gay niggers. Checkmate

>negro schools whitey on how to act around the bruthas

>NEVAH TOUCH A BLACK MAN'S [INSERT LITERALLY ANYTHING]

>uh, sir?

>characters gets knocked out and remains unconscious for more than 5 minutes
>no brain damage

>henchman gets hit on the shoulder
>unconcious for the rest of the movie

UUUU

Kek

>something breaks
pottery_breaking.wav

>you can't do it on your own
>why not?
>because I'm coming with you

>WHAT?
>exactly

this is badass if the guy with the gun to his head is yelling it, though.

to be fair, sam made me cry in the second lotr

>character falls down the stairs
>loud banging
>sounds of pots and pans falling
>cat screeching

fuck youy wormholes exist you are just stupid fagg

>bicycle goes by
>*ding ding!*

>guy casually answers the phone
>horrified expression overcomes his face
>passes phone to main character
>"It's for you"

>bad guy is about to die
>camera shoots towards his face
>a second before impact he says "FUck"
>dead

>Why are you so tough?
>I grew up with 6 brothers