>man escapes best korea, gets shot 5 times
>during surgery they find 10 in. parasites in him
>hospital shows him Bruce Almighty and Transformers while he's recovering
What would be the first movie that you showed to a person that had just escaped from North Korea?
Keep in mind that the country he's lived in his entire life is essentially a time machine back to the 1930's Soviet Union.
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Team America
The Matrix
something with Arnold
>bruce almighty
>he gets to the part with rina fernandez
>first boner he's had in his life and he doesn't know what to do
Also, I dunno. Thief of Bagdad maybe? Both of them, if I have time.
maladascenza
Truman Show would have been better.
>a movie where a man with true god powers quickly fucks everything up, proving that any mortal with such abilities would immediately fail
>a movie that shows much greater conflicts are being waged outside of your tiny bubble
seems about right lol
Gayniggers from outer space
The whole video of him escaping is kino as fuck. The driving part in the beginning to the south korean soldiers crawling to get him in the end. KINO
>Show him these movies
>He heals up
>Walks back across DMZ
kek
Obvious answer.
>He thought the torture was over after he leapt the border
>Boy was he wrong
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he should start up a reaction vid youtube vlog
Super Size Me
That's pretty clever.
>Keep in mind that the country he's lived in his entire life is essentially a time machine back to the 1930's Soviet Union.
nice shilling you got there.
north korea is best korea. this is all a publicity stunt because Trumpy got schooled by our Dear Leader
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What's bruce almighty? Is that like evan almighty?
I would show them Dunston Checks In
He needs to learn the importance of putting raw fish on rice
not a movie, but the only music id expose him to would be Wierd Al, for obvious reasons.
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Rocky 4
Lurk more, fag
would make a nice kinograph
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Weinstein in love
Whatever happened to north korean sunny? I hope she's doing alrite.
pure kino
Didn't he leave North Korea because he really fucking liked the Transporter movies?
I wouldn't waste a kino on this pleb.
oh god
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>>during surgery they find 10 in. parasites in him
jesus christ how horrifying
Ingroup good, outgroup bad.
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