>mediocre debut
>even worse than debut
>Classic American crime film, launches classic director-actor pair
>romance film
>universally acclaimed crime/thriller, everyone on this board thinks they're the protagonist
>god-tier romance/drama
>modern black and white drama
>black comedy featuring legendary comedian, his best film
>his most underrated film
>barely mentioned sports/drama
>religious kino
>his most well known film, also his most overrated film
>god tier thriller
>romance
>god tier crime film, his magnum opus
>flick about tibet
>crime/thriller with nic cage
>another crime film, decline in quality
>massive decline in quality, his worst film
>trying to get back to what made him famous
>shit tier thriller
>kids flick
>crime/biographical kino
>god tier philosphical religous kino, in his top three
ITT vaguely describe a directors filmography and others guess director
scorsese
yes
>i love getting away with saying nigger XD
>my characters are the kewlest ;)
>you added a realistic amount of blood? nah we need way more
>dicks and manrape are funny LMAO
>hey Uma could you do this scene barefoot, yknow to make it more authentic and personal, hehe, lemme get a close-angle shot
trampalino
>god tier philosphical religous kino, in his top three
I was thinking it had to be Scorsese until this one. Tell us OP...
could have just left it at the first clue, desu senpai
Even his worst films are pretty decent. How does he do it?
>i love my home country and a mediocre actor with a funny name from it
>my movies all touch on social issues, but only the first one was good
>i keep chasing that high of getting an oscar nom
>i peaked right out of the gate and it feels bad :(
>you added a realistic amount of blood? i also need way more, and gore, and body horror
>you'll never get a halo movie from me
>and i think ridley has lost faith in me too
Here's an easy one
>normies will praise him when they pretend to like movies
>everything he makes is a masterpiece except when he doesn't
>mostly forgettable stuff in recent years
spielberg?
even if it isn't steve, it totally is
Mallick.
kek
Yup
neil blompf
Is that not Chris d'leiliaisndkdkilla?
>First movie is a documentary. this is important.
>Next three movies are the same movie over and over.
>Suddenly the studio system collapses
>Glad my actors didn't get lynched for wearing those costumes around town
>Who needs scrips? who needs pro actors?
>Road trip
>lets take it down a notch for the next two
>I got extremely lucky and got to capture something extrordinary on camera. lets toss that in.
>Getting tired of making all these serious movies, lets make some love stories.
>Getting tired of making good movies, lets make films for TV and the odd documentary or two.
yep!
De Palma yes? Which god tier phylosophical kino were you talking about though?
>mediocre indie comedy about a taboo theme
>a decent yet forgotten comedy with a pretty great cast considering its low budget
>great war comedy with a liberal message
>mediocre comedy with an ensemble cast
>career sudenly gives a turn and makes conservative dreama about white trash family and the american dream
>keeps the white trash family but this time as a comedy
>same thing, white trash people and american dream, but this time as a crime film
>another white trash family/american dream film but this time dressed as a feminist film
>Makes patriotic kinos about robots who fight to defend America because of how much they've learned to love it
>First film is absolutely terrible, buys all copies of it so people can't watch it
>crappy generic noir film
>Decent noir film, experiments with the chronology of a movie a little bit
>War Kinógraphy, deals with corrupt authority and good men being punished
>Big budget sand epic, have a bad experience with studios and vows to never to let them intrude on his art ever again
>Comedy-drama that pushes social boundaries of the time, well received by critics
>A masterpiece in satire, pulls the rug from under the establishment
>One of the greatest films of all time that changes the form of a "movie"
>Massively controversial meditation on free will and violence
>A movie of unmatched beauty that is coldly received initially
>Movie that shits on and elevates the book it was adapted from
>Another war Kino. Looks at preparation and reality
>Secret Kino
Either Michael Bay or Tommy Wiseau.
kubrick
>feminist film
I don't know who that is but I'm sure he must be shit.
>wild love in B&W
>movie came out before the book
>cross country hustling
>nobody's heard of this mediocre hitchhiking movie
>psycho doing anything to get famous
>deeply touching movie about not fulfilling your potential. made over 20X its budget
>divisive remake of a classic
>a basketball american befriends a curmudgeony old writer
>a really dark telling of a fucked up true story X3
>an accident leads to paranioa
>liberal biopic
>we see dead people
>star studded drama about a contemporary issue
>nobody liked his last one
kek
>be poor aspiring director who keeps getting reject letters
>Finally is able to make a film, with help of his family and friends and future wife.
>Makes a completely weird crime drama that completely subverts narrative structure
>makes capeshit and starts revitalizing a genre many of us wish he didn't
>Still makes the best capeshit movie ever
>Science and space film
>Meme worthy ending to capeshit movie
>War movie
Gust Van Sant.
I suppose I should've kept it vaguer
nolan
Been thinking a lot but I really have no idea about these two.
want me to reveal the first one?
>be alcoholic degenerate
>direct 3 movies a year
>cast your bisexual harem and your mom in every one
>shoot heroin and shit your pants on set
>die from overdose without making a single good movie
Some porn director?
no, i'm trying to figure it out
>grass
>grass
>different kind of grass
>grass
>grass
>grass with guns
>gay shit
>gay shit
>gay shit
Living the dream.
Who was it?
>use fake name
>never make appearences
>mom dies without knowing you were a famous director
Richard Leacock?
Alan Smithee
That's got to be David Lean.
mann?
it's kubrick
he famously tried to buy all copies of fear and desire
but killer's kiss is not crappy, and the killing is a masterpiece
No wait I'm a retard that's Kubrick
korine?
>direct 170 plays and 45 movies and 3 television series
>fuck all your lead actresses
>have 9 children by different mothers who you never see
>live in seclusion on private island
>all subsequent movies shot in your pajamas in the back yard
>die one of the most acclaimed artists of the 20th century
good movie
okay movie with hamfisted liberal sentiment
meh movie that serves as a really long commercial for a band nobody cares about
we already did him
>release film with well known actor
>actor hams it up
>critics take a huge shit on you
>never do another film
>film now considered a classic
>First movie is some shit no one's seen
>Got sued because he ripped off another movie
>Great western
>Great western
>Great western
>Great western
>Great director's cut
I don't know anything about his personal life
Sergio Leone.
>documentary fillmaker
>rise through the ranks at BBC
>go to US
>debut feature is critically acclaimed
>go on to make oscar nominated box office hit for Warner Bros
>at peak of career, proven talent with total creative freedom and sir Sean Connery at his disposal
>make jodorowsky-tier hippie post-apocalypse movie with sean connery getting bonders in a red speedo
If you took out the second hint, that would essentially be John Ford.
Yeah. How about this one?
>Crime movie with constant quips
>Crime movie with constant quips
>2 movies with less than 30 in metacritic
>Part 1 of a crime movie with constant quips
>Mystery movie with constant quips
>Sequel
>Spy movie with constant quips
>Fantasy adventure movie I didn't see but I assume has constant quips
Terrible yet bizarrely beloved remake of a classic horror film
Action masterpiece
Divisive adaptation
Animated movie completely out of their comfort zone
Terrible passion project
Kino
Double Kino
Decent passion project
Potential kino turned into absolute garbage by studio interference
geroge miller?
You forgot his documentaries :)
Peter Jackson?
David O Russell? Accurate that the war comedy is the only one described as a great film
Not even close anons!
No one here gives a fuck about your home movies and that doesn't make you a director.
Our Lord and Savior, of course
Gonna need a hint or an answer for these
Oh I finally get it. It's Zack Snyder. It was the fact that you said he'd made anything kino that threw me off
Fassbinder of course
I didn't forget them. I just didn't include them because none of them are features
>bored rich kid
>rips off a bunch of gangster movies and improvises a film in 23 days
>people love it
>is concerned that audiences like such a bad movie
>continues to make movies people love
>decide to start torturing and ridiculing his audiences in the movies
>they still love them
>become radical maoist and says he has killed film
>they love it
>make a 52 minute documentary of him talking shit about Jane Fonda with a still image on the screen
>gets released by criterion collection
>begin making nonsense home movies on digital camcorder
>they play at cannes
>live in a doorless bunker in Switzerland
>invite Agnes Varda out from France for her film and then leave a note telling her to fuck off
Snyder?
Charles Laughton?
Godard
ye
>ugly manlet
>survives nazi invasion of poland
>pregnant wife killed by the charles manson gang
>framed by jack nicholson for rape
>chased from america
>continues to make good movies despite the universe conspiring against him
Guy Ritchie
who please
Polanski
Yup
That's not describing the director's filmogrpahy, you are just quoting shit from wikipedia. Read the OP you brainless mongoloid.
correct
fuck you guys steven is a great director and an amazing addition to cineam hes the greatest firector ever made in cinema history and he is way better than any of you puny fagget like holy sgit how can you hate spielberg i didnt even know thats possible man holy fuck shit ass cunt fuck holy shit
David O Russell
>mediocre indie comedy about a taboo theme
Lolita
>a decent yet forgotten comedy with a pretty great cast considering its low budget
Spartacus
>great war comedy with a liberal message
Full Metal Jacket
>mediocre comedy with an ensemble cast
The Killing
>career sudenly gives a turn and makes conservative dreama about white trash family and the american dream
The Shining
>keeps the white trash family but this time as a comedy
Barry Lyndon
>same thing, white trash people and american dream, but this time as a crime film
Clockwork Orange
>another white trash family/american dream film but this time dressed as a feminist film
Eyes Wide Shut
it is stanley kubrick
Let me change it for you
>Terrible yet bizzarely beloved
>Repeat
>movie about neurotic jew
>rinse and repeat every year for the past last 5 decades
>youtube video series based vaguely on Tim and Eric comedy style with some political elements
>Show on Adult Swim that over leverages itself with edgy jokes about Jews and Trump and gets pulled
>Really close-up picture of himself hanging upside down with unflattering filters
I know Neil, I'm tempted to show him this
>Trust no one, except yourself(s)
>Time stops for no one, except powerful governments
>GO FORTH, AND CONQUER
>Not out yet but spiritual sequel (supposedly) to the first and mums the word
Samir Al-Hahidi
I've been having a marathon of his movies for the last week. Not sure what to say about his movies, weird, different but interesting. Cul-de-sac instantly made me think of Sup Forums. Rosemary's Baby has to be one of the best horror movies I've ever seen But the tenant I don't understand why so many people like it I'm pretty sure I just didn't get it. Frantic was a fun little 80s movie. And the one about the wife who kidnapped the doctor in I'm guessing South America seems kind of pointless but I was entertained so I guess it's okay.
The Woodster
>make film based on play based on book which flopped and then taken over by famous son
>win shit load of oscars
>choose to make another film in your home country
>instant classic with shitload of oscars again
>Who's That Knocking at My Door
>mediocre debut
Come on mate
Bringing Out the Dead is his most underrated too
unfortunately no
hint: he is credited for having started a film movement.
>student films
>war masterpiece
>historical masterpiece
>science fiction masterpiece
>autobiographical masterpiece
>science fiction masterpiece
>autobiographical masterpiece
>apocalyptic masterpiece
Tarkovsky. His student films are fucking Kino too, I just don't understand how he was so talented his entire life. It's ridiculous
>First movie is a documentary. this is important.
>Next three movies are the same movie over and over.
aguirre = fitzcarraldo = cobra verde
>Who needs scrips? who needs pro actors?
>I got extremely lucky and got to capture something extrordinary on camera. lets toss that in.
>Getting tired of making good movies, lets make films for TV and the odd documentary or two.
these make me think herzog
>Road trip
and this would be stroszek
but the rest i dont know
Usually you can tell which movie is the most famous one based on how the list is written but I have no idea what this director is famous for
The Tenant took a while to grow on me, but I think it is his best. You might have to be a meek paranoid sexual deviant to get it.
Hints plz
Rian Johnson?
Rainer werner fassbinder
What made him so popular if he didn't make any good movies? The bitter tears of Petra von Kant is apparently good
Bergman, obviously. Dude must've had a hollow life
>experimental industrial horror
>body horror
>failed Star Wars killer
>suburban horror/thriller
>extremely influential tv series
>Americana thriller/romance
>divisive prequel to tv series
>dude it was all a dream
>Disney film
>dude it was all a dream again
>dude it was all a dream on a camcorder this time
>dude it was all a dream for 18 hours this time